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  Topic: Everybody Hates Chris
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PostForum: DVD Reviews for 10/12: They're Here--Too Bad They Forgot The Bonus Features!   Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:53 am   Subject: Everybody Hates Chris
It looks like someone forgot the Everybody Hates Chris DVD paragraph too. I see the cover, but no story.
  Topic: Rambo (2008)
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Replies: 18
Views: 57177

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:16 am   Subject: Rambo (2008)
What the theaters need for this is machines that splatter blood on the audience when someone gets exploded on screen. Like a celluloid GWAR experience.
  Topic: My gene pool loves crap. And yours?
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Replies: 28
Views: 68906

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:11 am   Subject: My gene pool loves crap. And yours?
Well she loves TV and has fairly good taste so we've got that going for us. But the aversion to the theater thing didn't pop up until after we were married, along with an aversion to blowjobs and an ...
  Topic: My gene pool loves crap. And yours?
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Replies: 28
Views: 68906

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:55 am   Subject: My gene pool loves crap. And yours?
My Father in law still claims Wild Hogs is the funniest movie he's seen in a long time. He also complains loudly about letterboxing. Coincidence? I think not.

Still it's better than my wife. Sh ...
  Topic: Jeffrey Wells likes naked women
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Replies: 6
Views: 17349

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:47 am   Subject: Jeffrey Wells likes naked women
In college they had a public access channel they cycled low budget music videos and not-so-new video releases for the dorms. One of the movies they showed a lot was Hocus Pocus (Bette Midler, Sarah J ...
  Topic: Reaper?
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Replies: 2
Views: 30032

PostForum: TV Talk   Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:57 pm   Subject: Reaper?
I can see why it had good buzz after watching it. Even though it's directed by Kevin Smith you can tell it wasn't written by him. There's no (obvious dialogue setup) then (plot point) then (more dia ...
  Topic: Reaper?
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Replies: 2
Views: 30032

PostForum: TV Talk   Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:39 pm   Subject: Reaper?
Anyone else catch the leaked pilot? Any thoughts?
  Topic: Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
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Replies: 3
Views: 17840

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:02 pm   Subject: Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Remember what I said about how I don't like seeing kids in danger in movies? This looks like it's going to turn that on it's ear Battle Royale style. My jaw dropped at some of the brutality in the t ...
  Topic: The Mist
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Replies: 3
Views: 14922

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:00 pm   Subject: The Mist
Somehow it looks exactly like I envisioned it when I read the story: The piles of charcoal bags piled up against the front windows, the way the mist comes up to the front of the store.

I can't w ...
  Topic: Californication
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Replies: 2
Views: 27852

PostForum: TV Talk   Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:50 pm   Subject: Californication
Anyone else digging this? It seems to be the anti-Entourage. David Duchovny is pretty good as the failed Dad who hates himself so much he's drowning himself in meaningless pussy instead of a bottle. ...
  Topic: Best Movie Monologues.
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Replies: 30
Views: 89075

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:42 pm   Subject: Best Movie Monologues.
I still love Agent Smith's soliloquy to a drugged Morpheus in The Matrix. I think it's 50% writing and 50% delivery.

...I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to ...
  Topic: Women Hollywood insists are beautiful who actually are not
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Replies: 52
Views: 113761

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:33 pm   Subject: Women Hollywood insists are beautiful who actually are not
I gotta agree with a lot of stuff said here. Kirsten Dunst, Penelope Cruz both look like their facial dna was taken from a beat up cat and a toucan. Nicole Kidman looks like someone took her younger ...
  Topic: Pick a Comeback
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Replies: 10
Views: 33492

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:23 am   Subject: Pick a Comeback
Matthew Modine is currently showing up on Weeds as a sleazy developer from neighboring suburb Majestic.

My vote for comeback goes to Simon MacCorkindale.
  Topic: The Invasion -- reactions
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Replies: 8
Views: 33315

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:44 pm   Subject: The Invasion -- reactions
I feel cheated when a movie shows a parent trying to protect a child for tension. Like some kind of terrorist going for the easy kill. If a screenplay can't make me care enough about the fate of an ...
  Topic: Ed Harris detained at Heathrow
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Replies: 9
Views: 20759

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:48 pm   Subject: Ed Harris detained at Heathrow
Ed will swim two miles underwater without breathing to get to NASA headquarters where he will direct them to loyally stick you on the far side of the moon. He'll then aim chemical weapons at the crat ...
  Topic: Sunshine
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Replies: 11
Views: 88989

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:48 pm   Subject: Sunshine
I know I'm a little late to the party but it just opened in my area.

I loved this movie. I haven't felt as tense during a movie for a long time. It might be because I'm a heeeyooge hard sci-fi fa ...
  Topic: Sunshine release?
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Replies: 2
Views: 11450

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:15 pm   Subject: Sunshine release?
I was in the same boat. According to movietickets.com it should go into wide release next Friday 7/27.
  Topic: Walken Away
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Replies: 27
Views: 64341

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:37 pm   Subject: Walken Away
Found the [url=http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93cwalken.phtml]transcript but I couldn't find the video either. Damn shame.
  Topic: Walken Away
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Replies: 27
Views: 64341

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am   Subject: Walken Away
Rob pretty much said exactly what I'd say. In fact one of my favorite SNL sketches is Jay Mohr doing his awesome Walken impression while trying to get you to call and let Todd Bridges be your friend. ...
  Topic: Bear Porn
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Replies: 7
Views: 18298

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:07 pm   Subject: Bear Porn
Why I enjoyed Captivity - posted by Timothy Treadwell.
  Topic: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -- reactions
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Replies: 11
Views: 32891

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:03 am   Subject: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -- reactions
I can honestly say I care more about Optimus Prime than Doug Henning. No Doug Henning in this movie? Then David Copperfield. Still no? Well can Harry Potter make a yacht disappear while playing Th ...
  Topic: Why I enjoyed Transformers
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Replies: 3
Views: 11014

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:11 pm   Subject: Why I enjoyed Transformers
There seems to be some confusion as to just how or why someone would actually enjoy the seizure inducing, plot hole ridden pile of missteps that is Transformers. Seeing as how I enjoyed it quite a bi ...
  Topic: What did you expect?
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Replies: 7
Views: 17312

PostForum: An Open Letter to Transformers Fans   Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:33 pm   Subject: What did you expect?
Rob, thanks for clarifying for me. Like Alex said, it's easy to mistake genuine befuddlement for contempt. It's funny you mentioned the mayonnaise metaphor because I thought about using sushi in my ...
  Topic: What did you expect?
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Replies: 7
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PostForum: An Open Letter to Transformers Fans   Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:58 pm   Subject: What did you expect?
Show me where I resorted to calling the fans insulting names.

What a copout. Between being aghast at the movie applause and asking about mass-hypnosis I'm surprised you didn't mention seeing the a ...
  Topic: What did you expect?
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Replies: 7
Views: 17312

PostForum: An Open Letter to Transformers Fans   Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:31 pm   Subject: What did you expect?
...on a site called "Hollywood Bitchslap" where you write things like:

Iíd like to meet the person who genuinely finds 'Transformers' exciting. Iíd like to know how the personís eyes and ...
 
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