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  Topic: Genius.
Oz

Replies: 1
Views: 5847

PostForum: Confusion in South Park and FCC's Ken Martin turns out to be a wretched prick after all.   Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:00 pm   Subject: Genius.
You, sir.
  Topic: Except...
Oz

Replies: 16
Views: 24316

PostForum: What? No nod to The Comebacks? The Oscars go from 'joke' to 'disgrace'.   Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:53 am   Subject: Except...
Who do you give an award to? Tom Cruise for Magnolia ("I'm quietly judging you."), or Michael Caine for Cider House Rules (has anyone in the world ever rented this film, ever?)

Clearly th ...
  Topic: The weirdest damn name for the next Bond film...
Oz

Replies: 9
Views: 22594

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:48 am   Subject: The weirdest damn name for the next Bond film...
Words... pictures... let's face it, we've all failed Alex.
  Topic: Heath Ledger is dead
Oz

Replies: 21
Views: 44057

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:46 am   Subject: Heath Ledger is dead
To get to the heart of what made Dean great, you don't compare him to the finest acting of today, which has clearly progressed beyond that of his time - you have to compare him to those he was working ...
  Topic: Hi, I'm Matthew and I have scoleciphobia
Oz

Replies: 19
Views: 79651

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:43 am   Subject: Hi, I'm Matthew and I have scoleciphobia
I too fear the maggots in a big way. There's an episode of old Doctor Who (a bunch of episodes, actually) in which some big maggot-like creatures were after him, and I could never really stomach watch ...
  Topic: You GOT to be kidding me. (Juno)
Oz

Replies: 16
Views: 41147

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:40 am   Subject: You GOT to be kidding me. (Juno)
People who dislike Juno dislike it primarily because the main character is all like "ZOMG, STFU", and because it's about as subtle as a boot to the junk.

And those people are not wrong.
...
  Topic: Except...
Oz

Replies: 16
Views: 24316

PostForum: What? No nod to The Comebacks? The Oscars go from 'joke' to 'disgrace'.   Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:46 pm   Subject: Except...
Covering all the points:

On it being okay to give a pile of shit like Norbit a techy award:

No. Not okay. Not even close. Have we not come past the point where turning Eddie Murphy into a fat wo ...
  Topic: The weirdest damn name for the next Bond film...
Oz

Replies: 9
Views: 22594

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:21 pm   Subject: The weirdest damn name for the next Bond film...
Quantum of Solace?

So, in other words.... James Bond: A Large Unknowable Amount of Consolation?

The kids will be into it like chess club.
  Topic: Pete Hammond Thinks I Have No Life
Oz

Replies: 4
Views: 15474

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:28 pm   Subject: Pete Hammond Thinks I Have No Life
Oh, I'm sure they recite his quotes back to him.

Laughing.

Uproariously.

RT: Can you explain how your quotes end up on movie ads for films that you give mixed reviews to? (Richard Horgan wrot ...
  Topic: Dem nods
Oz

Replies: 17
Views: 35035

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:49 pm   Subject: Dem nods
The only people I'm really, really rooting for are Glen and Marketa for Best Song, Falling Slowly from Once. I would be ever so happy to see the lead singer of The Frames win an Academy Award.

Wel ...
  Topic: Heath Ledger is dead
Oz

Replies: 21
Views: 44057

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:46 pm   Subject: Heath Ledger is dead
I keep hearing he was found in Mary Kate Olsen's apartment.

If that's the case, don't rule out starvation as a cause.
  Topic: Brad Renfro Dead at 25
Oz

Replies: 7
Views: 20830

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:40 pm   Subject: Brad Renfro Dead at 25
You mean this Brad Renfro?

In August 2000, while in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Renfro (18 years old at the time) and a friend tried to steal a 45-foot luxury yacht valued at $175,000, but the pair f ...
  Topic: Diane Lane to quit acting?
Oz

Replies: 6
Views: 17289

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:00 am   Subject: Diane Lane to quit acting?
That she got a nom for that film is criminal.
  Topic: Cloverfield: How many spoilers are too many spoilers?
Oz

Replies: 3
Views: 14277

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:59 am   Subject: Cloverfield: How many spoilers are too many spoilers?
I went with "dandruff monsters".
  Topic: Greatest Opening-Credits Scores
Oz

Replies: 14
Views: 37319

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:30 pm   Subject: Greatest Opening-Credits Scores
Can I TV this thread?

Twilight Zone. Book it.
  Topic: Cloverfield: How many spoilers are too many spoilers?
Oz

Replies: 3
Views: 14277

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:14 pm   Subject: Cloverfield: How many spoilers are too many spoilers?
Any spoiler is too much spoiler for this film.

What the monster looks like, scenes from the film - just describe the basic plot (IE: the first half hour) and get out of there clean.

I avoided al ...
  Topic: Cloverfield
Oz

Replies: 18
Views: 56839

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:58 pm   Subject: Cloverfield
Loved. Every. Second.

It's The Godzilla Witch Project, but good.

People who were in NYC on 9/11 should steer well clear. Everyone else.. see it on a big screen.

Oh, and I'm fucking BACK. HBS ...
  Topic: It tastes like chicken, only Chewier.
Oz

Replies: 1
Views: 9206

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:42 pm   Subject: It tastes like chicken, only Chewier.
Chewbacca has a blog. [url=http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/]Even the URL is 15 kinds of awesome.
  Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- reactions
Oz

Replies: 10
Views: 33805

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:40 pm   Subject: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- reactions
Only if you've been watching cheerleader movies again.

What's funny is that, by going on about how he was only kidding, Scott missed that I was too.

Can I get a 'hell duh' from the congregation?
  Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- reactions
Oz

Replies: 10
Views: 33805

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:48 am   Subject: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- reactions
[url=http://www3.telus.net/linguisticsissues/BritishCanadianAmerican.htm]Not in Canada.

Dufus.
  Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- reactions
Oz

Replies: 10
Views: 33805

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:31 am   Subject: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- reactions
Three things that are awesome:

1) My missus got to review Pirates 3 for the paper she works for, which is a nice change from her usual editing gig.

2) The review is [url=http://www.canada.com/th ...
  Topic: SPIDER-MAN 3 or FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER?
Oz

Replies: 10
Views: 26065

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:20 pm   Subject: SPIDER-MAN 3 or FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER?
Fuck you all. I want my Hellboy 2.
  Topic: Need a book to read?
Oz

Replies: 26
Views: 63492

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:18 pm   Subject: Need a book to read?
In response to everything Alex wrote in this thread:

White people ARE perennial losers. Have you seen us dance? Have you seen who we elect for high office?

We need to shut the fuck up and find a ...
  Topic: Any suggestions?
Oz

Replies: 18
Views: 62030

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:56 pm   Subject: Any suggestions?
You could probably earn some serious coin if you made it 'GoldenPalace.com'.

Failing that, I'd put a small portrait of Robert Vaughn.

Then, when people ask what the fuck it is, you can say, &quo ...
  Topic: Kristin Dunst flaps her sawtooth mouth too much yet again.
Oz

Replies: 6
Views: 11377

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:02 pm   Subject: Kristin Dunst flaps her sawtooth mouth too much yet again.
Let's face it, people will go see a Bret Ratner superhero movie - they're even churning out Fantastic Four 2, and the first sucked gangrenous arse.

So Spiderman 4 without Raimi? No problem.

Spi ...
 
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