Joined: 12 Jul 2002
Location: Vancouver, Canada
|Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject: Funniest moment in TV history:
|Earl Hickey steals a police car, with a COPS cameraman still in back. He drives up to his wife, who he hates him, and the following conversation ensues (and yes, I'm paraphrasing):
Earl: I stole you a police car! It's got a hostage in the back and everything! If you talk nasty, he shows you pictures of his children!
[Joy's mood instantly changes to intense sexuality]
Joy: You stole me a police car? Earl Hickey, I'm so horny right now, I'm going to [bleep] your [bleep] and then I'm going to [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] with my [bleep] while I [bleep] [bleep] [bleep].
[Earl, romantically, puts a finger to her lips]
Earl: Shh. Don't speak... You had me at 'balls'.