|Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 3:25 pm Post subject: Carkeeval Cruise Lines Trip
|Subject: Notice from Carkeeval Cruise Lines:
We at Carkneeval Cruise Lines did not forget that many "Hollywood Entertainers" had promised to leave the USA if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a special promotion for those who want to keep their promise/word!!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbra Streisand, Pierre Salinger, Dan Rather and anyone else who made the aforementioned promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. Prior to your cruise, the Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward and Miami-Dade Counties.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any weapons/guns on board the ship.
Staffing your voyage is...
Bill Clinton as Captain
Al Gore as Cruise Director
Monica Lewinsky as Recreation Director
Michael Moore as Head Chef (no surprise there)
Ted Kennedy as Lifeguard (water treading instruction and emergency procedures)
Congressman Gary Condit as Intern Coordinator
If you have questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to...
Senator Hillary Rodam-Clinton. Her Village can raise your children while you're gone and she can watch over all of your monetary assets and your furnishings until you return.
Bon Voyage! Is this a great country or what!
How sad but true!