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HBS Monkey Tony Hansen
Name: Tony Hansen Age: 43 Locale: Salt Lake City, Utah Email: tonyhansen@hollywoodbitchslap.com Favourite Quote: "Sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there?"
Favourite Genre: Documentary Favourite Actor/Actress: Christian Bale Least Favourite Actor/Actress: Marlon Wayans	Favourite Films: Five Easy Pieces Conversation, The Least Favourite Films: Patch Adams Little Mermaid, The (1989) White Chicks	When I grow up I want to be: a script girl for pornographic films. 4th Sign of the Apocalypse: Nicolae Carpathia will claim to be our savior. (I've already seen it in the Left Behind films.) I wish my mom was: alive (spiritually, emotionally, and, oh yeah, physically).
Description: I believe in everything Crash Davis believes in, except I think long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses should only last two days. "Three days" is for pansies.
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