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Alien vs. Predator
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by David Cornelius

"Boredom Vs. Stupidity."
1 stars

“Who do you think would win in a fight between Superman and Mighty Mouse?” “Superman’s a real person. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon!”

Just as the youngsters of “Stand By Me” argued this critical debate, so did the two kids in line in front of me at the multiplex. Only their argument was on “Alien Vs. Predator,” a film I was surprised to discover they were planning to attend until I realized it is not rated R, but PG-13. Yup, the Alien and Predator franchises, both R-rated gorefests, have been sanitized to a PG-13, partially in the hopes of getting a larger piece of the box office pie, partially as a sign the film has been dumbed down to a childish team-up.

Never mind, of course, that “Alien Vs. Predator” negates everything we’ve learned in the six movies leading up to this match-up; continuity be damned. The movie exists merely to be a fanboy fantasy, a showdown in the same alternate universe that let Freddy fight Jason, Frankenstein meet the Wolf Man, and Godzilla tear it up with King Kong. This is a for-fun-only movie, and fans complaining that “Alien Vs. Predator” makes no sense when placed against the timelines of the two series would only have a valid argument if the movie was worth a valid argument.

And believe you me, “Alien Vs. Predator” is worth very little fanboy argument time. The movie is a complete mess, a shambles of a story held up only by its own hype. It’s loaded with awful performances, laughable dialogue, limp action sequences, mediocre visual effects, and, worst of all, a showdown that’s entirely lacking in the kind of thrills promised by the title.

The plot. It’s October 2004 (again, no heckles from the “Alien” fans about how that’s a few hundred years too early for their featured creature), and slimy zillionaire Weyland (Lance Henriksen!) and his vague multinational corporation have discovered an ancient pyramid buried 2,000 feet below the ice in Antarctica. Looking to make a bundle in the fortune and fame department, Weyland hires your standard team of adventurers to investigate. There’s the spunky ace climber (Sanaa Lathan), the swarthy Italian archeologist (Raoul Bova), the dopey scientist (Ewen Bremner), and a whole lot of people whose names we never bother to learn because they’ll be dead by the one hour mark.

They probably should’ve figured something’s up when they arrive at the site to find a mysterious tunnel that seems to have been carved by a laser shot from outer space - but who cares about investigating that, right? Down they go, where they find a massive pyramid that (wait for it...) combines the architectual stylings of ancient Egyptians, Incas, and Cambodians, one culture for each side of the pyramid, obviously revealing that all three cultures originated from this point, where they once worshipped the Predator people yet had little use for any sense of design flow.

Them Predator people come back every hundred years to thaw out an Alien queen, get her to drop a few eggs, use some unsuspecting human dolts to help with the gestation process, and blammo! Instant ritual hunt between the two species. How the humans of 1904 got suckered in to this mess is explained; how the humans of every non-Antarctic expedition century before that got suckered in is not.

Things get very loud and very silly from this point out, as we encounter every script problem a wiser writer would’ve struggled to avoid. How to create a showdown between two vague movie creatures yet keep a human angle? How to keep this from being a series of bland action sequences? And how to figure out who will win?

Unlike last summer’s “Freddy Vs. Jason,” that last question seems to stump writer/director Paul W.S. Anderson here. Instead of making the battle fun on its own, as “Freddy Vs. Jason” was, Anderson decides to have the audience choose sides. The obvious choice, then, is that the Predators become default good guys - they’re just hunters, noble in their own deadly way, as opposed to the Aliens, who are blank killing machines. Plus, they look closer to human than the Aliens, so it’s easier for us to relate, I guess. By the final act, we’re stuck rooting for the Predators, leaving us with the inevitable scene in which the last surviving human actually teams up with the Predator, which turns the movie into the goofiest buddy cop picture you’ve seen since “Cop and a Half.”

“Alien Vs. Predator” has had a storied past, being in and out of development hell for over a decade. Various writers and directors have joined and left the project, which got its initial boost in fanboy hopes following a successful comic book series. The picture finally got rolling with Anderson on board, which offers two problems: first, sure, the film finally got made, but the concept is too stale, the expectations built so high that no movie could possibly meet them, let alone this junker; second, Anderson is in charge. Following a fun start with the guilty pleasure of “Mortal Kombat” and the intriguing “Solaris” rip-off “Event Horizon,” Anderson let loose his inner McG with such crapfests as “Soldier” and “Resident Evil.” In other words, when getting a popular, overly hyped picture off the ground, maybe Anderson isn’t the man for the job. Especially considering how he’s decided to put “Matrix” bullet-time effects into the damn thing - facehuggers leaping in slo-mo kinda misses the dark, brooding, haunting point of Ridley Scott’s original scarefest.

Yes, kids, “Alien Vs. Predator” has been dumbed down beyond all recognition, creating a sour footnote to both franchises. Its tagline is sure to go down in Bad Movie infamy: “Whoever wins... we lose.” Allow me to be the 493rd critic on the planet to say that truer words were never spoken.

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originally posted: 01/24/05 21:52:46
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12/16/18 Ajp wales Better than the other sequels. The predators and the aliens look good. 4 stars
9/12/17 morris campbell lame does not work at all 1 stars
1/08/15 Taylor Booth Loved it. 4 stars
9/16/12 VLTampa This was better than I thought it would be. Husband also liked 4 stars
3/28/12 Marty obv. not an oscar movie. cool action sequences and makeup. lighten up. 3 stars
1/21/12 Velociraptor I like this movie, total timepass 4 stars
9/09/11 Shannon Dagesse I loved this movie and by the end loved the predator 4 stars
5/15/11 stephen nettles Could have been amazing, but it isnt 1 stars
3/27/10 Shaun A The video games based on this are better because I didn't care about the characters 2 stars
12/27/09 Mr. Loco AVP and AVP R are in my favorite movie list without a doubt! Predator Kiicks ass!! 5 stars
9/15/09 Manntis Somewhere the ghost of William Lincoln is crying. 1 stars
8/02/09 Tim A movie to be enjoyed by only those with a low IQ. 1 stars
7/20/09 horney1 so bad it would make a blind kid cry 1 stars
4/22/09 Sugarfoot A complete waste of a good idea. A true shit morsel of a movie 1 stars
10/31/08 tiffany pettey we actually let our 4 year old watch this and its cool and science oriented 4 stars
1/25/08 proper amateur film critic dreadful film. waste of time to sit and watch 1 stars
1/03/08 DC7 Bastardization of 2 great franchises. Lacking everything that made the originials great. 1 stars
12/06/07 Adrian Is it possible to take two action packed concepts and bore the crap out of an audience? Sc 1 stars
11/10/07 tammie I love any "Alien" movie, this one was ok. 3 stars
10/23/07 auston its great 5 stars
10/02/07 wall pretty cool 5 stars
8/27/07 timmy better than "Citizen Kane" 5 stars
8/10/07 Vip Ebriega Whoever wins, we lose. And boy did we lose!!! 2/5. 2 stars
8/10/07 Juve4Life Whoever gave this movie above 1 star has to be as dumb as this movie,what a joke of a movie 1 stars
7/14/07 Vincent Ebriega Merchendise cannot save the mediocrity and tedium of the film. 2/5. 2 stars
7/07/07 al smith fucking shit a slur against both franchises 1 stars
5/17/07 movieman enjoyed it 5 stars
5/01/07 Tracey Chambers I liked it. Its worth watching if you just wanna veg out. 4 stars
4/22/07 David Risser The Predator/Alien battles were cool, but the characters died off like a typical B-movie. 3 stars
4/19/07 Dick K. Ohhhh, why? Why did he do that to such a great series?! It could have been so much better! 2 stars
4/17/07 Steven Cotton I cried when i saw this cos it was so SHIT. Anderson needs to buck his ideas up. 1 stars
4/15/07 johnnyfog Surprisingly decent! No gore though. 3 stars
4/07/07 kalone uwe boll and paul w.s. anderson and relatives, their grandpa was ed wood ! 1 stars
1/15/07 E.D.D. why is there nothing lower then 1 star? 1 stars
1/02/07 Dude cool 5 stars
12/26/06 king predator this my S.H.I.T. 5 stars
12/13/06 D. Kickham Thought I would hate it. Could not have been more wrong. 5 stars
12/13/06 ZQ It was cool, nice popcorn movie 3 stars
11/09/06 Austin Wertman 2ND FAVORITE MOVIE OF 2004 5 stars
11/06/06 David Pollastrini needs more gore! 3 stars
10/31/06 Chris Just about the biggest let down of all my movie going experiences. 2 stars
10/30/06 Joel Aken So Bad it made it fun to watch, i was actually bursting into fits of laughter 1 stars
10/24/06 Jeremy Davies not bad sort of entertaining 3 stars
10/21/06 David Pollastrini great fx 3 stars
10/04/06 Stanley Thai An underrated film. I could say this is a good film but you guys won't believe me. See it. 4 stars
10/02/06 robert shame on you for putting predators with their technologies to come to fight cockroaches 1 stars
8/08/06 Dragon The Artist Good alien/sci-fi FX, but just 1 thing, Predator sucks, Got Alien ?POPCORN FLICK!!!! 3 stars
7/15/06 ricky moss moive was off tha hook and tha actriss was sexy 5 stars
6/11/06 William Goss Should have been better, could have been worse. Trashy B-grade fun, but still, PG-13?!? 3 stars
5/31/06 Sonny I expected sooo much more... wtf?! 2 stars
5/18/06 Amber Pifer Bad, super-bad 1 stars
5/15/06 Samantha Jayne Hillery i thinck that AVP is the best film ever and who ever dosent like it is sad 5 stars
4/09/06 Ron Newbold I'm in the minority but I liked it - Better than Resurrecton 4 stars
4/06/06 Troy M. Grzych Not the movie it could have been, but better than nothing. Great Queen Alien action! 4 stars
3/31/06 Michele okay 3 stars
3/29/06 M. Dido Someone please bring back Arnie!! 2 stars
3/25/06 C Vega is this the worst crossover since the flintstones met the jetsons? YES IT FUCKIN IS! 1 stars
3/09/06 Dk If you can see it for what it is AVP is good fun 4 stars
3/07/06 Quigley without a doubt one of the biggest crap-heaps in cinema history. predator won. totally gay! 1 stars
1/09/06 JM Synth Vacant when not hillariously silly, but not THAT bad 2 stars
11/27/05 Indrid Cold Not the train wreck everyone makes it out to be, but yes, it's a major disappointment. 2 stars
11/23/05 cr good visual effects, good acting,and some good scenes dealing the queen alien overall fine 3 stars
11/21/05 Punker Starts off okay and then slowly degenerates into total shit. By the end, I was laughing... 1 stars
11/04/05 gabriel its so fuckin shitty its fuckin unbelievable 1 stars
10/25/05 Crumbcake What a TURD! 1 stars
10/23/05 Suk-R-Punch On my list of the worst movies ever. 1 stars
10/13/05 gasp Quite possibly the most disappointing film of my entire lifetime. I wanted to cry... 1 stars
9/15/05 drippy Terrible...just terrible. 1 stars
9/06/05 JubJub The shitties bunch of shit that ever shit!!! I hate this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
9/05/05 Zack it was bad 2 stars
9/02/05 Mailk STUPID VS. RIDICULOUS 1 stars
9/01/05 Edward People who liked this also like to lick their own father's asses...I have proof. 1 stars
8/31/05 unlimited This?! THIS?!?!?! THIS is the best they could come up with?!?!?!?! :::BARF::: 1 stars
8/30/05 Vasquez PWSA must die!!!!!!!!!! Die, I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
8/29/05 Brisbane This could have been the movie event of a lifetime...instead we got this. So sad. 1 stars
8/29/05 Tom Burns This was an exciting action/horror movie. 5 stars
8/28/05 Blissful Johnny I agree...it couldn't have been a bigger letdown. I waited for this movie for YEARS!!!!!!! 1 stars
8/28/05 Josh the most dissappointing film of all time for me 1 stars
8/28/05 Jabberjaw I hated the SNES AVP game...but it was better than this tripe. 1 stars
8/28/05 anuj dadwal its really a thinking beyond ordinatry thinking 4 stars
8/27/05 Quigley overwhelmed by alien entrails flying all over. lame acting, directing and script. skip this 1 stars
8/25/05 Termite I used to defend him, but PWSA should be hung up and slashed for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
8/24/05 Anthony G sucks 1 stars
8/21/05 frgfg so fucking gay. 1 stars
8/12/05 ES the comics rule, had a little more attention been paid to them this would have been amazing 3 stars
8/12/05 Mr. t AVP blows goats,Im still bitter about it.ROT in hell anderson and fox studios 1 stars
8/10/05 Ripleys Bitch The PC games were far superior, but this is still kinda okay 3 stars
7/25/05 Eric Rollins Dark Horse comics had a much better treatment, still it delivers. 4 stars
7/13/05 Brandy Harrington This movie sounds like "Slipp" "Shlopp" "Poolp" 1 stars
7/02/05 Eddie Some good fight scenes, nothing special 3 stars
6/24/05 Mr Fluffy Poo! 1 stars
6/10/05 Manu Ginobli Holy shit, this movie was worse then Van Helsing. 1 stars
6/09/05 Indrid Cold A disgrace to the quality of Alien/Aliens/Predator, but nowhere near a disaster. 3 stars
6/04/05 Mike Jozic Short on plot, but fun video game inspired schlock - plus Lance Henriksen is just awesome. 4 stars
5/23/05 Carolyn Rathburn A little more gore than I like, but still kicks a** 5 stars
5/23/05 bonnie it rocked 5 stars
5/21/05 Charlene Javier Not as bad as I thought... 3 stars
5/21/05 Cham PG-13? What the hell?! My low expectations were not even met. 1 stars
5/20/05 Christy Schultz Better than I thought it would be. 3 stars
5/19/05 wendy rogers This is the worst movie I have ever saw. I forced myself to watch it. 1 stars
5/18/05 salvador some lame violence 3 stars
5/18/05 oHFD terrible, even worse than Freddy vs. Jason. 1 stars
4/23/05 Quigley i expected Brad Pitt to pop up anytime to join the terrible actors' club. no more, thanks! 1 stars
4/18/05 Indrid Cold Actually not that bad. Was "Alien" that much better than this? No. "Predator"? Maybe. 3 stars
4/18/05 patrick I for one think it was one of the greatest movies ever made. 5 stars
4/16/05 Cary Gordon 1 or 2 good ideas. The rest? Boring! Stupid! Did the writers not read at all? 2 stars
3/23/05 Colleen Goldrick Just OK 3 stars
3/22/05 jimbo not enough killing between the 2 other wise not bad 3 stars
3/18/05 .... shite 1 stars
3/10/05 ITY Almost fun. Let down by totally crap casting, acting and script. 2 stars
3/10/05 tatum Not nearly as horrible as I was expecting 4 stars
2/24/05 ELI Need's more gore... Give it an R rating!!!!!!! >:( But overall, it's ok 3 stars
2/23/05 ALDO Could have been way better.... 3 stars
2/22/05 Rock-Steady LOL, the black chick running with the predator, fucking stupid shit 1 stars
2/07/05 Laurian Diaconescu Enjoyable movie. It wasn't made with an Oscar in mind, don't be THAT harsh on it. It's fun. 4 stars
2/07/05 Richard Linxwiler I thought it was Ok. My son loved it. 3 stars
2/03/05 Tanya Grays I was very disappointed with this 1 stars
2/02/05 Nick If you are a true predator fan you will like it. I did. 4 stars
2/02/05 haha What a fucking bummer, waited this long for a piece of shit.FUCK YOU PAUL ANDERSON! 1 stars
2/01/05 Joe Kolarz I thought it was dumb, enough with the alien movies 1 stars
1/31/05 Edward Condon Wow, I didn't think I could haqte a movie more. 1 stars
1/31/05 craig varney i've seenbetter fights at a j c penny sale 1 stars
1/30/05 Lisa Craven Scared the crap out of me, made me uncomfortable, but I kept watching. 4 stars
1/30/05 guisada cool dude 4 stars
1/30/05 Samuel not bad, kind of stupid, somewhat entertaining 3 stars
1/30/05 New Jersey Rules We should all pretend this wasn't made, and get on with our lives. 1 stars
1/29/05 bongeezer Hoped for a little entertainment... And little is what I got. 1 stars
1/29/05 Christine I actually thought that this was an okay movie 3 stars
1/28/05 darlenecom Very disappointing. Thought it would be up to par with earlier movies. 1 stars
1/27/05 Jack Scallops Horrid. Just Horrid. A boring and gross film not worth anyone's time. 1 stars
1/26/05 the Grinch Ok until the last act, where it falls apart like most Paul WB Anderson features. 2 stars
1/21/05 Rob McKeown I liked it... and not a big fan of either originals 3 stars
1/05/05 Vicious Utter shit. 1 stars
12/10/04 Mark Where did they go wrong, oh thats right they made this pile of crap. 1 stars
12/09/04 mike i hated the movie, the language thing in the temple was just idiotic. 1 stars
12/04/04 Beans The best film of all time 5 stars
12/04/04 jonnyboy lmao 1 stars
11/19/04 Alice I hated the E.T. healing scene at the end but Ok... 4 stars
11/18/04 Zeus Did the Director hate predators or something? 2 stars
11/18/04 Critic I fell asleep, this is a load of crap and a discrace to the alien/ predator franchise 1 stars
11/13/04 Daveman Cliches come fast and furious, more than what can be said for anything resembling action 1 stars
11/13/04 X $ % & ! Paul Anderson is like the Satan of movie making. 1 stars
11/11/04 Dave Taylor Very Dissapointing 2 stars
11/09/04 Dan Van Zan Shite Utter Shite 1 stars
11/02/04 Hilary Adamson More like INDIANA JONES vs LARA CROFT. Bouvetoya ain't in Antarctica, EricD. 3 stars
10/29/04 Vince An insult to the Alien franchise. Anderson is a worthless hack. 1 stars
10/25/04 lotrEEproper owns this shi& hahahahahahahahaha watch and laugh wat have they done,lynch the director 1 stars
10/22/04 Ben More disapointing than Matrix II or III, dont make alien horror for kids it wont work 1 stars
10/21/04 Phil not as good as previous (resurrection excluded) but still a good sci fi action flick! 3 stars
10/20/04 Nelson Preatty much killed the franchised... JUST SUCKS !!!! 1 stars
10/17/04 simba first half is good. second half licks balls 4 stars
10/15/04 gcc Insult to the originals, people in theatre were laughing at the human/predator team. DUMB 2 stars
10/10/04 AVP Sucks and blows truely ruins what ever crediability was left after alien 4 reserection 1 stars
10/06/04 ds_mart Plot did a great job of pulling the 2 histories together, acting credible, FX not cheap 5 stars
10/05/04 matt ford I think its time to endit all:worse than a funeral 1 stars
10/04/04 M Not to be taken so seriosuly! fun!! enjoyable, great FX. 4 stars
10/03/04 Jedar Predators Rule. night and day. 4 stars
10/01/04 tyrel adams I think the movie was awsome 5 stars
10/01/04 Jordan Crawford Great movie, you have to enjoy it! 4 stars
9/30/04 Deuce Richter The deluge of @$^% is gone phew! 2 stars
9/30/04 Archanist_101 Sorry Paul W. S. Anderson but... YOU MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 stars
9/22/04 Jerry H. I want my money and those two hours of my life back. 1 stars
9/21/04 - sucked 1 stars
9/12/04 Edgar Paul: stop ripping off "Cube". You already copied the maze shit in "Resident Evil" 1 stars
9/12/04 Sammy Granted, it could've been a whole lot better, but I wouldn't call it a total failure. 3 stars
9/10/04 CoolDude Its made of S*** 2 stars
9/08/04 Naturezrevenge I'm a sucker for aliens and preds. Too many damn humans, but worth seing for the queen. 4 stars
9/02/04 Harrion The most kick-ass movie of 2004. Screw whatever the critics say, they're as dumb as hell. 5 stars
8/31/04 nicholas awesome 5 stars
8/31/04 jon it sucked 5 stars
8/30/04 Jason Why is everyone so harsh with this movie? 4 stars
8/29/04 Josh That movie was Sh*t. I want my money back 1 stars
8/29/04 Jantsen A fun, popcorn-chomping romp in the worlds of both the Alien and the Predator. 5 stars
8/29/04 Deedee It was a sad sad sad movie. 1 stars
8/28/04 Tyler This movie SUCKS BIG TIME. One of the worst movies of the year, if not ever 1 stars
8/27/04 Barbara Jones i went with my husband, he liked it. it was horrible to me! NO PLOT! 1 stars
8/27/04 Mike Stanbridge Better than I expected 4 stars
8/26/04 Jose J My friends insisted I see this steaming mile high mound of poo, they now owe me $10 1 stars
8/24/04 Agent Sands Anderson has thankfully cut down a little on the corny dialogue. Good action. 4 stars
8/23/04 Boris Smith The Funniest film since Pearl Harbor! 2 stars
8/23/04 Aaron Smith no character depth whatsover. Aliens are nasty, Preds are very cool. 4 stars
8/23/04 bob will download it online 4 stars
8/22/04 Willzee I haven't seen it but I already feel discouraged enough about this crappy, silly plot.. 2 stars
8/22/04 Fred I think thats your problem, Rob 5 stars
8/22/04 Rob Whoever liked this movie must be mentally handicapped. 1 stars
8/21/04 Anthony G fucking paul anderson,nice fight scenes,bullshit plot,predator and human?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 stars
8/21/04 SteveW Movie was interrupted by fire alarm-it really,really bombed!-Got a raincheck ticket,refund? 2 stars
8/21/04 Peter James All the eye candy can't stop this from being one of the worst of the year 1 stars
8/21/04 gcc An insult to the originals. Audience were laughing at predator/human running around. DUMB 1 stars
8/21/04 Dog Shit 1 stars
8/20/04 brian halley how could they make it this bad....retarded.... 1 stars
8/19/04 Paul Carone IT IS THE BEST MOVIE 1 stars
8/19/04 Anus Would have voted lower if not for the unintentionally funny scenes. Best comedy of 2004! 3 stars
8/19/04 derrick torres it was alright for little kids but i thought it sucked 1 stars
8/18/04 Nikolai CGI deptartment closed early so fast action is fuzzy blobs and stobe lighting 3 stars
8/18/04 tom man Brilliant and stylish with cool SFX 5 stars
8/18/04 Dan Good movie, good story, good sfx, good all around movie 4 stars
8/18/04 Fox Blows I really thought the human and predator were going to make a baby and raise a family? 1 stars
8/18/04 AVP Paul W.S. Anderson can Blow me. 1 stars
8/18/04 Brad O'Brien I wish I could sue Fox for wasting my time. What a piece of SHIT!!!!!! 1 stars
8/17/04 Destiny Pifer wasn't bad but liked freddy vs jason way better 3 stars
8/17/04 jopezu seriously, the targeted demographic was apparently retards, but i had a free ticket. haw. 2 stars
8/17/04 dno if any one says that this film is shit.your trying to be a nerdy critic.Get a life 5 stars
8/17/04 gcc An insult to the originals. People were laughing at the predator/human team. DUMB. 1 stars
8/17/04 dno shit dialogue.so what!AVP cool aliens,cool predators,lots of deaths,good film 5 stars
8/17/04 Nikolai Fast cuts on detail shots saved $20 million no doubt cheap tricks 3 stars
8/17/04 Anthony G fuck you paul anderson 2 stars
8/17/04 Roy Again What? You expected Shakespear? 4 stars
8/16/04 Darren Shea Supremely cheesy, but no worse than you'd expect for a freakin' Alien vs. Predator flick! 3 stars
8/16/04 KingNeutron It lived up to my expectations. Doesn't deserve the bad ratings. 4 stars
8/16/04 keith im a huge fan of both the alien and predator franchise and was dissaponted to say the least 1 stars
8/16/04 Chris You jackass gcc.. if you read the comic you'd know they had the human and predator together 3 stars
8/16/04 NoRefill Lots of problems with the movie, but I went to see a dumb action flick, got what I expected 3 stars
8/16/04 Peter James All the eye candy in this movie can't prevent it from being one of the worst of the year 1 stars
8/16/04 gcc An insult to the originals. People were laughing at predator/human running around. DUMB. 1 stars
8/16/04 AJ Another filmic disservice to the genius of H.R. Giger. 2 stars
8/16/04 Lexz POWER PACK ACTION 5 stars
8/15/04 Craig Bring a friend with a good sense of humor. Laughable death scenes = good times for all. 3 stars
8/15/04 DeeJay Mr. Weinberg... FYI: the AVP comic predated the Predator 2 scene you cited. 2 stars
8/15/04 McGraw IDIOTIC! The plot is impossible, the FX and action moronic. STUPID STUPID STUPID. 1 stars
8/15/04 Henry Yeung Ignore the critics, this movie rocks, much better than I expected! 5 stars
8/15/04 Jay Taggart Good action movie 4 stars
8/15/04 BIRD PUNCHER This movie sucked predator's and humans friends? come on dont bullsh*t me!!!! 1 stars
8/15/04 Anthony G nooooooooooo!!!!! 2 stars
8/15/04 penis man get lost you no loving alien and predator man 5 stars
8/15/04 othree Great Aliens/Predator fix! 4 stars
8/15/04 wallly screw whatever haters say 4 stars
8/14/04 Peter James All of the eye candy can't save this from becoming nothing more then a mindless flick 1 stars
8/14/04 ajay it can't possibly live up to the hype. I liked it, go without expectations. 4 stars
8/14/04 mariano lives up to two of the best monsters ever. 4 stars
8/14/04 some dude cool idea but crappy plot and too much humans! 4 stars
8/14/04 Gray less yack more machine gun action See Predetor +you'll understand me 3 stars
8/14/04 Justice Just good enough to not piss me off 3 stars
8/14/04 Jacqueline H. Way to kill a franchise, Anderson. Oh, wait; *two* franchises. 1 stars
8/14/04 lazer 3.14 was it good no it sucked but what can you expect from paul w anderson 1 stars
8/14/04 David complete crap 1 stars
8/14/04 Dalton take out the people, and it was pretty good. But they're in it... 2 stars
8/14/04 King Richard This would be way cool if it was AvP, not Alien vs. Predator and human friends. 2 stars
8/14/04 stipe My first honest reaction was "Is this a joke?" 1 stars
8/14/04 malcolm about what i expected, nice fight scenes, pretty silly otherwise 3 stars
8/14/04 Augustin Lamont III I feel dumber from having watched it. Give me my money back. 1 stars
8/14/04 Alien assassin where's Ripley when we need her ?!? 1 stars
8/14/04 Dan a total waste of time and money to see this garbage 1 stars
8/14/04 Anthony G Theres a scene in the movie that ruins it. It was alright though 3 stars
8/13/04 Trevor Graydon Beautiful Concept, Ugly Execution..WHY?!?! 2 stars
8/13/04 evianhat sucked sucked sucked...oh, and it sucked, too 1 stars
8/13/04 Jensen good popcorn movie, just don't expect any big revelations. 4 stars
8/13/04 Desperado for this i will steal from "This Is Spinal Tap", simply put its a shit sandwich 1 stars
8/13/04 lazer 3.14 paul w needs to die. it sucked 1 stars
8/13/04 Vicious If it had a better director it could have been something special. 4 stars
8/13/04 hihachi from good to bad in 60 seconds 2 stars
8/13/04 Luis M. Delgado It sucks 2 stars
8/13/04 Matt ridout I think its amazing, great fun film, thats all, could be better 5 stars
8/13/04 Chris should have been R, and a little Cheezy, but very entertaining if you are a fan! 5 stars
8/13/04 Spiderfan50 Obviously not what everyone wanted to see but I liked it. 5 stars
8/13/04 m. willie aames "Alien vs. Predator" is a cool-looking lunchbox that's full of rocks. 2 stars
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  13-Aug-2004 (PG-13)
  DVD: 22-Nov-2005



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