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Hands on a Hardbody
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by sean

"See it."
4 stars

I went into this movie knowing little or nothing. Mumbled words from a person who stood on line for a free screening, nothing more.

Something about a bunch of people who have to keep their hands on a car, and the one who stays the longest wins. Doesn't sound like much, but it piqued my interest.

God damn. This was a very very good film. I'm not a lover of documentaries, but this one was done almost to perfection. The single flaw I spotted was it's low budget. Because of this, they missed several key moments of the contest they were filming.

It is a real thing, though, and the implausibilities are explained (it's real, so it really *should* be plausible).

I don't know ... words fail, because it really was just a thoroughly engaging movie.

I wish this thing had 'half stars', 'cause it ain't worth five.

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originally posted: 02/12/99 02:01:27
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1/08/09 Shaun Wallner Well made. 4 stars
7/09/04 Mike Ely Excellent documentary with several hilarious parts. Highly recommended. 5 stars
7/07/04 Jay Atkins This is the funniest movie you'll ever see. 5 stars
3/17/03 carolyns this film makes you feel better about yourself. ive never laughted so hard. 5 stars
11/11/02 jeff Never laughed so hard 5 stars
10/29/02 Cuckoo Kitty I f*ing love this movie. It rocks. 5 stars
8/25/02 Greg This documentary completely sucks. I never thought watching T.V. could be this painful. 1 stars
1/19/01 Dick Wolf This movie was outstanding 5 stars
11/26/00 Bill Completely engrossing. 5 stars
8/14/00 Chickiepoo Hated it. What a bunch of loosers! 1 stars
12/30/99 Paul great film 5 stars
11/20/99 Dave Real people, trying for the brass ring with all their endurance - bittersweet 4 stars
6/25/99 raul rosales exelent film 5 stars
3/26/99 Julia Hilarious-don't let the fact that it's a documentary turn you off. And no, it's not a porn. 5 stars
3/26/99 cruizer it really sucked 1 stars
3/17/99 Bob What, is this a porno? I watch porn 5 stars
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  05-Feb-1999 (PG)



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