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by Dennis Swennumson

"Foreign horny women are killers now too?"
5 stars

Ask a certain male college student what a life-changing European trip entails and thoughts of potent, legal drugs and relentlessly horny women immediately occupy his head. “Hostel”’s writer/director Eli Roth knows this, and the first third of his movie plays exactly like that vacation. The three characters depicted here could be plucked from “Eurotrip” or the mini-movie seen in “Rules of Attraction”, horny guys experiencing an amusement park of weed and women with accents. They’re a despicable trio, obsessed with only two aspects of life in a foreign place. But the fun ends when you wake up strapped to a greasy chair in a dungeon to the sound of a rusty drill. This otherwise completely ridiculous scenario is perfectly constructed by Roth. The trend on the verge of completely dominating R-rated screen space is splatter horror, and “Hostel” is the best current example of it.

The three in question are Pax (Jay Hernandez), who directs the itinerary, Josh (Derek Richardson), a guy who seems perpetually on the rebound and Oli (Eythor Gudjonsson), their European tour guide and self proclaimed “king of swing.” The opening events of the film are normal fare, hanging out in cafes and talking about the essentials of the vacation. After a few disappointing nights, they hear of a little-known hostel that boasts some of the most beautiful clientele imaginable, and view the pictures to prove it. At first glance, the script is utilizes one dumb premise as another, but Roth is always reminding us of what’s at stake, these guys just graduated college and want one last hurrah before it’s 9-to-5 jobs and mortgages. There’s something inherently amusing about the film’s weakest plot point, these people are so desperate they listen to travel advice from a guy sporting a cold sore on his lip.

A lot has been made of the film’s ad campaign and how Quentin Tarantino’s name has been plastered all over it. The notion of Tarantino being used as simply a ploy for the box-office dollars as it was for Zhang Yimou’s great “Hero” was an observation that held weight. It’s true, any kind of presence from the director will attract attention, but “Hostel” does feature a blatant “Pulp Fiction” reference and Eli Roth- though it is a pet peeve- allows his characters to spout off in Tarantino’s trademark manner here and there. After seeing “Hostel” it’s apparent that this attention is warranted, Tarantino’s involvement as an executive producer is no more of a marketing ploy than the current advertisements for “Jerry Bruckheimer’s Glory Road” or even a major studio. In a certain genre, for a certain movie, a name means quality. Horror utilizes the same long-standing tradition; this movie could easily have featured talking points from Stephen King, Sam Raimi or Wes Craven.

What’s important is that Eli Roth- as much as a fanboy as he may be- understands the techniques needed for successful displays of torture and gore. Though other elements are in play, corruption an important one, violence is at the heart of the movie. However, the film’s structure allows the tension to boil over. The camera does cut away at some of the crucial points, not every torture scene is designed to gross the viewer out. Make no mistake, “Hostel” is undoubtedly has the ability to make certain audience members dizzy, but the filmmakers understand the other key aspects of the production. The art direction is a twisted wonder, the landscapes are filmed in a way reminiscent of a sweet calendar, and the details of the torture generally put the audience in the gut-wrenching fear of the situation.

Though “Hostel” has already received plenty of attention, here’s to Eli Roth, he has made a great follow up to an inspired debut in “Cabin Fever.” Though it’s a pure hate-or-love-it affair, the movie offers a lot to a wide audience, from those who appreciate Fangoria’s contribution to film on the big screen to those who will wait for the option to pause the movie on DVD. In the realm of horror and for this longtime fan, “Hostel” gains attention for all of the right reasons and delivers on all of the expectations

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User Comments

2/20/17 morris campbell the only good torture porn movie 4 stars
11/27/10 daniel vermillion Wow! Breathtaking thrills! Chilling suspense! And that dialogue: "I won't tell anybody, let 3 stars
2/20/10 Josie Cotton is a goddess Much better than I thought it would be 4 stars
1/17/09 action movie fan an actually engrossing torture porn flick with a good stoyr and suspense 4 stars
1/14/09 FrankNFurter Deeply unpleasant, misanthropic excrement on cellulloid.Absolutely horrid! 1 stars
11/23/08 action fucking sick dude 1 stars
10/27/08 Sugarfoot Too repetitive and predictable to be scary, though the gore factor is there. 2 stars
9/10/08 Borat Eli Roth talked up this movie way to much.it didnt deserve the hype. 3 stars
7/23/08 Shaun Wallner Bloody Awesome!!! 5 stars
2/29/08 Ivana Mann Promising, creepy set-up turns into overly gory house-of-horrors shit. Roth goes too far! 2 stars
2/10/08 Mark Great Horror movie, this is the new benchmark 5 stars
10/28/07 Jest Eli Roth and Uwe Boll need to kill themselves to save cinema 1 stars
10/03/07 Flesh-GTA I noticed all the bad coments are antigore. Yeah Gore!!PS I Love this Film, Keep it up Eli! 5 stars
9/25/07 dude unwatchable 1 stars
7/18/07 Alice The Scary movies, american pie lovers, will prob love this also, so: A NO BRAINER 1 stars
5/05/07 Dan Lipian A surprisingly intelligent, albeit excessively gory, take on seeking pleasures of the flesh 5 stars
4/17/07 Sally SUCKED! 1 stars
4/01/07 Dark Enchantress i have shit better things out of my ass 1 stars
3/30/07 fools♫gold Pointless nudity and Hitchcock-style could-be-true horror story that everyone hates?! 3 stars
2/08/07 Raph Branca Sexy, scary, bloody. Everything a horror film should be. 5 stars
2/01/07 Shobert Piss poor filmmaking, nonexistant script, laughable acting, stupid movie for idiots. 1 stars
1/17/07 del ME LIKEY GORE AND HAVE NO BRAIN!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
12/20/06 David Pollastrini brilliant, great gore 5 stars
12/02/06 seonaid Hideously brilliant. Good, senseless gore, but, surprisingly, with a fairly original plot. 5 stars
11/14/06 millersxing Miike fan disappointed both by that brief cameo and by dull storytelling. 2 stars
11/09/06 American Slasher Goddess Decent enough and much better then the horribly goofy Cabin Fever. 3 stars
11/01/06 Roy R. Pryor Those who vilify me for watchin "too gross" AMERICAN PIE should be forced to watch THIS! 1 stars
11/01/06 bobby Made me feel dirty just watching it. Set back Eatern European tourism 10 years! 4 stars
10/30/06 pete.chesworth very creepy film with a sense of dread pervading the screen 4 stars
10/29/06 Tara this movie was quite pointless, and the effects looked pretty fake 2 stars
10/28/06 Pritchett Not scary, not stylish, pointless gore. Total yawn-inducing garbage. 1 stars
10/21/06 Dillon Uneven and a little dull, but it might work for you if you like this kind of thing. 3 stars
10/18/06 David Pollastrini good gore. 5 stars
10/17/06 AJ Muller Eli Roth is here to stay, and we horror freaks should be MIGHTY thankful 5 stars
9/22/06 Pimp It kicked heaps of arse best thing I've seen tits and violence what a great combo 5 stars
9/10/06 truth eli roth redeems himself after the horrible cabin fever 4 stars
8/27/06 anthonyuk lacked any tension, overhyped garbage, almost laughable, lets hope eli roth retires soon! 1 stars
8/23/06 chris f best horror movie ive seen!!! 5 stars
8/19/06 Beau Good, woodnt see it twice. the producer/director 'quentin' is full of sick plots, worth 2 c 4 stars
8/17/06 Vince Good idea nicely executed 4 stars
8/17/06 Senoa It's bloody, it's gory. It's well done, but watch it twice and you need help. 4 stars
8/13/06 Me I love this movie it does not suck and jay hernandez is SEXY!! 5 stars
8/04/06 Sumixam great idea poorly executed (pardon the pun) 3 stars
7/22/06 Agent Sands Really quite a good movie, just poorly misadvertised. 4 stars
7/18/06 Steve Has to be the darkest horror film I've seen. Extremely hardcore horror! It was great! 5 stars
7/14/06 Anthony G Worth seeing one time just to say you've seen it, after that you should hang yourself. 1 stars
6/22/06 TempLoop Better than I thought it would be 4 stars
6/14/06 Indrid Cold Like Cabin Fever, it's relatively good for its genre. Worth seeing once. 3 stars
6/13/06 Tasia I liked this movie, but I think it was way too hyped up. I don't think it's worth owning 3 stars
6/04/06 William Goss Extremely entertaining exploitation. However, post-screening shower sold separately. 4 stars
5/25/06 Jon How can you guys say this was ok!?!?? You people are sick. WORST. MOVIE. EVER. 1 stars
5/19/06 JeromeBosch Christine, what did you dislike? 4 stars
5/19/06 Christine Wilbik It wasn't worth watching. One of the worst movies ever made. 1 stars
5/15/06 Monday Morning Very tasteful, compared to Kill Bill. 1 stars
5/10/06 Jerome Bosch see it for the babes! 4 stars
5/10/06 Agent Sands Misadvertised. It's actually a good movie. 4 stars
5/05/06 Vince Pretty good gore-fest actually 4 stars
5/03/06 ES The 'I'm American I have to get vengence on all who have wronged me" ending killed the film 1 stars
4/30/06 Leslie My interest to see it /"based on true events" is it possible? No trip to Europe for me! 3 stars
4/26/06 Sheldon This is a sign that good horror movies are endangered 1 stars
4/26/06 Bill This movie was horrible and it sucked! 1 stars
4/23/06 Annie From all the hype, I expected more, big letdown... 3 stars
4/22/06 Mick I enjoyed the last 30 minutes of the film the best. 5 stars
4/22/06 Josh Standlee Fuck you, Mike D! This movie kicked hella ass!! 5 stars
4/22/06 Danny I do believe this is the most repulsive movie ever. Total waste of time. 1 stars
4/21/06 Nicko What the fuck are you talking about Laffy 5 stars
4/19/06 Laffy Taffy Disgusting and it sucked 1 stars
4/19/06 tatum Terrible letdown from Cabin Fever, lifeless and a bore 1 stars
4/18/06 Kevin experience This movie was total crap, plotless pointless and pathetic 1 stars
4/18/06 does what it is supposed to do b-movie horror at it's finest. at least better than DEVIL'S REJECTS 5 stars
4/09/06 Rub Molesto Why isn't there a "no star" rating? I wouldn't but this movie to scrape the shit off my ass 1 stars
4/03/06 Mike D Total shit...only losers like this crap. 1 stars
3/14/06 sandra lopez hey! well i saw the movie hostel and it's verry good i liked it. jay i love you. 5 stars
3/12/06 chris f very sick and gory i enjoyed it 5 stars
3/12/06 Frenzy Dumb movie 2 stars
3/11/06 Reklc If this is what americans think about Europe we're lucky not to be ocupied. Sucks!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
3/11/06 Dillon Slow in the beginning, but once it gets going it doesn't stop 3 stars
3/08/06 Marcia Lartz OMG, EricDSnider! Where's fart humor when we need it Svetlana&Natalia, please blast one! 1 stars
3/08/06 Jane Austen's Enema WRONG TURN made me sure to visit West Virginia. Too bad Slovakia's so far away! 2 stars
3/07/06 Allison Lafferty Does such shit really happen in Bratislava? Ugh! Almost coulda made me a Lesbian (LMAO). 2 stars
3/02/06 Bleak Brilliant!!! anyone who hated this doesnt have a clue 5 stars
3/01/06 ronald total rubbish.Fuck you roth 1 stars
2/26/06 Dannothemoviemanno Liked Cabin Fever.. bored with this. 2 stars
2/16/06 BoondockTwat This was such a stupid movie...if you liked it, you're stupid, too. Eli Roth stupid. 1 stars
1/30/06 Agent Sands What the fuck?! This was really really really good! 5 stars
1/29/06 Amy I have never puked after a movie, but this movie made me!!! 2 stars
1/20/06 Flyboy A total piece of shit with absolutely no style and a nonexistant script. A complete waste. 1 stars
1/20/06 SoHo Defend it as you may wish, in the end you're defending a pile of turds in drag. 1 stars
1/19/06 ChappyX Not for people who like story structure, characters, or any resembling an actual script. 1 stars
1/18/06 kat Dropped to #5 in second week...ha! People DO have taste! Wow! 1 stars
1/18/06 ShadowFace5 I enjoyed the movie. Good concept. 4 stars
1/18/06 Jon Gory, but not scary. 4 stars
1/17/06 Larry The people who liked this are the same who liked DEVIL'S REJECTS - RETARDS!!!!! 1 stars
1/16/06 KevinG "wtf is wrong with yall???" We have taste...and you do not. 1 stars
1/16/06 Jai Alai I have to say that I like it far more than I thought I would 5 stars
1/15/06 Jesus This movie ROCKED! wtf is wrong with yall??? 5 stars
1/15/06 gerald If Eli Roth is the future, we should all repent right now... 1 stars
1/15/06 Gerald Sherfy Roth should go back to film school: shades of Pulp Fiction anyone? 1 stars
1/14/06 Sam Justus Eli Roth is definitely the future of horror! 5 stars
1/14/06 Larrold Not scary, not really that gory, no suspense, no style...totally pointless and BAD. 1 stars
1/13/06 Jennifer this was one of the best horror movies I have seen in a long time 4 stars
1/13/06 Gummo Like a 12-year-old retard attempting to be profound...pathetic. 1 stars
1/12/06 Perry Mason About as scary and disturbing as getting a tooth pulled. 1 stars
1/12/06 Mumba If I heard the word "Dude" one more time! What a S-T-U-P-I-D movie!! 1 stars
1/11/06 TriggerHappy A complete waste of time...I'd say talent, too, but Eli Roth doesn't have any. 1 stars
1/10/06 Simon Some of the violence was disturbing enough, so it does its job there. but oh so pointless! 2 stars
1/10/06 Blobby One of the DUMBEST, worst pieces of SHIT I've ever seen in a theater!!! 1 stars
1/09/06 kmdewitt Doesnt EVEN compare to Saw. Hostel is a bloody, limb-cutting porn. 2 stars
1/09/06 Nekro Badly written and directed. Zero suspense and overrated gore. Pass. 1 stars
1/08/06 lapis A big load of horse manure posing as some kind of bad movie. 1 stars
1/08/06 Flounder One of the most entertaining horror flicks to come down the pike in quite some time. 5 stars
1/08/06 lee Not enough blood, but still entertaining. 4 stars
1/08/06 Kali Gore - big whoop...total crap (and boring) storyline, acting, script, plot, characters. 1 stars
1/08/06 wrob Disturbing and completely plausable. Well done. 5 stars
1/08/06 Agent Sands OK, so it wasn't as shocking as everyone thought it would be, but it's still great. 4 stars
1/08/06 lumpy This movie was dung...and the gore wasn't even that great! Fuck this crap... 1 stars
1/08/06 me pseudo snuff films suck 1 stars
1/07/06 y2mckay Fuck SAW and dumbass PG-13 horror. Plenty of titties, gore, suspense, and humor. 4 stars
1/07/06 Bitchum Very badly-written and badly-made...the gore doesn't save it. 1 stars
1/07/06 aimless Eurotrip meets Toolbox Murders but it could use Michelle Tractenberg 2 stars
1/06/06 SlappytheFrog 'Sorry, Mr. Roth, but you're just no Takashi Miike... 1 stars
1/06/06 rory bore fest 1 stars
12/15/05 Groth Piss poor attempt at grindhouse Miike 1 stars
9/22/05 marajade29sm Finally, a horror film that truly doesn't back down from its subject matter! 5 stars
9/18/05 pierre bonhomme Just saw it at Toronto Fest - 2 Thumbs Up!! The best horror ride In years! 5 stars
9/17/05 L. Anderson Only for those who LOVE gore... 4 stars
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