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by davebo

"reTardeD, capital T, capital D"
2 stars

take the special effects and action out of the matrix and you've got... eXistenZ.

What with the matrix, existenz, and the 13th level, it seems the idea of our "reality" not being our own is this years theme as asteroid movies and computer generated ants were before. I just wish one of them would be good.

eXistenZ is surreal for surreality's sake. It isn't that innovative really, it just takes an idea and runs it into the ground like no movie before. The movie starts out with Allegra Geller (Jennifer Jason Leigh) introducing her new game to a group of invited beta testers. The game is called eXistenZ ("capital X, capital Z") and it puts you inside a virtual world where you play a character that has to go through a storyline. you're also forced to do things or say certain things so that the game can progress, like a real-life King's Quest. But someone attacks Allegra at the unveiling, and it seems there are purists out to kill her because virtual worlds are evil. So Ted Pikul (Jude Law) drives her away and their adventure begins.

She convinces Ted to play her new game and everything is going super (aside from the weak acting and dialogue of course) until they start playing games INSIDE the game. Now, just for the record i was never so lost that i didn't understand what level of the game they were really in, but what's stupid is that they just hopped from level to level, never resolving anything. I don't want to give any spoilers but the ending isn't designed to make you think or question our reality, it was just a cop-out ending for someone who couldn't resolve the story he started.

The only special effects in this movie are a cute little two-headed mutant which Allegra calls a "sign of the times." What times? when does this take place? what causes mutations? nuclear waste? radiation from something? Also a whole mess of biological gore, i assume that goes in the special effects category.

It had a lot of potential, and used none of it. Any statements it made about society have been made many times before.

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originally posted: 05/02/99 01:03:18
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9/13/17 morris campbell good ideas get lost in gross out effects 2 stars
5/21/10 Dane Youssef Superior to "Matrix" in ever way. Cronenberg refuses to disapoint. Wicked. 5 stars
7/02/09 Josie Cotton is a goddess Cronenberg at his best 5 stars
3/24/09 JDigital One of the weirdest movies ever, great to watch on shrooms. 5 stars
3/17/09 Josie Cotton is a goddess One of the most imaginative films i've seen 5 stars
1/22/09 userNstuff this movie was freaking weird...not bad for 1999. seemed gay/homo? but had a cool ending 3 stars
1/06/09 FrankNFurter Awesome! Alien orifices and bug-like creatures.Classic Cronenberg madness! 4 stars
7/29/07 QC cRappY. Can't believe Canadian taxpayers money was used to finance this junk. 1 stars
4/29/07 William Goss Intriguing concept soon grows redundant and wearying. 3 stars
5/08/06 K. Sear Fantastic. Cronenburg keeps getting better with age. 5 stars
3/12/06 matt this blew my mind, i was affected for several hours after and somewhat lost sense of realty 5 stars
12/27/05 Stu Hasic As a regular computer game player, I found there were many levels to this movie. 4 stars
12/09/05 havthat I thought this was really interesting and beautiful when it came out. 4 stars
10/07/05 Mr Whuschatio Interesting and Grotesque 4 stars
8/12/05 ES What?!? guns out of mutant fish bones?= a bad dream after food poisoning 1 stars
6/05/05 Indrid Cold Ultimately it's satisfying, but the plot moves WAY too slow to even come close to "Matrix" 3 stars
7/23/04 Samuel a pretty decent film. 4 stars
5/24/04 Daveman like most of Cronenberg's films, underrated 4 stars
3/06/04 malcolm not at all intriguing. just F-ing wierd for wierds sake. 2 stars
2/23/04 Naturezrevenge Worst Cronenberg EVER, Intensely homoerotic symbolism. Loopy plot. Videodrome for idiots. 1 stars
2/14/04 Lou great story telling, superb acting & look/feel 5 stars
1/01/04 William so! I think it`s realy freaky movie and it`s hard to find a movie like that!! 5 stars
7/03/03 DANIEL YES BIZARRE 5 stars
6/28/03 Nicole Bizarre 4 stars
3/24/03 Al This movie sucks, has no plot or special effects and the ending is very dissapointing. 1 stars
2/13/03 Luke Naidoo Wonderful Movie, really unexpected ending 5 stars
10/28/02 Taylor James Reality becomes a vanishing subset 5 stars
9/21/02 Ostrich Eddie Nice visuals, one of my favorite cronenberg flics. Very subtle and powerful. 5 stars
8/09/02 Jiz Would have seemed good had I not already seen 13th floor, which is the same damn thing 3 stars
7/26/02 Bada Bing Crosby I loved 'Crash' & other Cronenberg but this one was off the charts, plus I hate JJL, alot 1 stars
10/13/01 Bevan R. Clark Kick ass Cronenberg doing what he does best! 5 stars
9/25/01 Grisu one of the best sci-fi films about virtual reality ive seen, maybe even the best one 5 stars
9/08/01 Gary Inventive and enigmatic. Law & Leigh are good, but the final act gets much too frantic. 3 stars
9/08/01 Michiel Huitema Best part is when you turn off the TV 5 stars
9/04/01 perverted pixie If you like mucus this film is your heaven 4 stars
9/02/01 The-Dude good film 4 stars
8/28/01 Gary Likeable and funny with good turns from Leigh and Law, but goes way too over-the-top. 4 stars
7/17/01 SF fan Very good work. 4 stars
7/13/01 Puggy D Come on epeople, Cronenberg just plain kicks ass. 5 stars
6/12/01 Gizzy Didn't appreciate it until that stunning ending...Good stuff 4 stars
2/22/01 trashstar I liked it alot, very surreal imagery and concepts. 4 stars
2/14/01 c. Walken Cronenburg doing what he does best - mutating things. In this case it's reality he mutates 5 stars
1/28/01 Soggy Bottom Boy The best of the VR genre! One of Cronenberg's best outings, kick-@ss visuals, FX & acting. 5 stars
1/07/01 The Bomb 69 the ending was a total mindfuck, by the way, are we in reality now? 5 stars
6/29/00 Bevan R. Clark Not being a diehard Cronenberg fanatic myself, I thought "eXistenZ" was a masterpiece. 5 stars
4/11/00 Dr. Rev. Krule, MD Why did Jennifer Jason Leigh have like 4 different hair styles? 5 stars
12/15/99 Silent Bob Gets You Thinking about Reality 5 stars
12/13/99 Aiken Drum was expecting more from the film so was a bit disappointed. I still enjoyed it though. 3 stars
11/30/99 James Cox Really cool movie 5 stars
11/22/99 Ralf Behet An unremarkable Cronenberg. The ending was particularly flat. 3 stars
11/20/99 John Linton Roberson At last, the real Cronenberg returns 4 stars
10/28/99 Bozo It was disgusting & I haven't eaten Chinese since seeing it ten months ago 1 stars
10/26/99 Karahde Khan Jennifer Jason Leigh is hot, the script is awesome, and the movie is pure intelligence. 5 stars
10/25/99 Dr. Fardook Lacks the cojones of his usual ... but still good 4 stars
10/14/99 Lame-Oh freaky as hell 5 stars
10/14/99 Tommi Neither Cronenberg's best flick, nor his worst 4 stars
9/16/99 strike one of the better Cronenbergs. 4 stars
8/19/99 JHON MARKY LION203 5 stars
6/14/99 Dylan Absolutely marvellous. Very um...visceral. I really like the way Cronenburg likes FLESH! 5 stars
6/04/99 Gasgano Good, but Phantom Menace was better. 3 stars
5/25/99 Mr. Film I saw it the night after Phantom Menace. It was BRILLIANT by comparison. Videodrome Lite. 4 stars
5/19/99 Heather Intriguing movie, you've got to admire Cronenberg 4 stars
5/14/99 Sanford Dostovesky Pure Genuis 5 stars
5/09/99 Ah Dooey Sci-fi at its best 5 stars
5/04/99 Jerry Excellent 5 stars
5/02/99 Ian Nathanson Give Videodrone a look first but applaude Cronenberg! 5 stars
4/30/99 Phlipit I was lost after the first scene but i don't give a damn it was simply smashing 5 stars
4/28/99 dirt very good 5 stars
4/25/99 kam cool 4 stars
4/25/99 Kirgo1 Original 5 stars
4/25/99 Mr Showbiz The latest take on virtual reality benfits from the vision of Cronenberg 4 stars
4/25/99 Justin S. Excellent. One of Cronenberg's best. Very strange and surprisingly funny. 5 stars
4/24/99 agustin interesting 4 stars
11/25/98 Lord Of The Dunce A really good film. Cronenberg might have broken through at last. 5 stars
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