Jamie Kennedy's favorite movie review site
Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 

Overall Rating

Awesome: 23.19%
Worth A Look44.93%
Just Average: 17.39%
Pretty Crappy: 5.8%
Sucks: 8.7%

8 reviews, 21 user ratings

Latest Reviews

Blood Quantum by Jay Seaver

I Am REN by Jay Seaver

Tread by Jay Seaver

Dead Dicks by Jay Seaver

Ford v Ferrari by Rob Gonsalves

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Peter Sobczynski

Long Walk, The (2019) by Jay Seaver

Ride Your Wave by Jay Seaver

Enter the Fat Dragon (2020) by Jay Seaver

Sea Fever by Jay Seaver

subscribe to this feed

Ice Harvest, The
[AllPosters.com] Buy posters from this movie
by EricDSnider

"Swearing is even funnier when it's Christmas."
4 stars

There is a constituency that is eager to see "The Ice Harvest" because it's a return to form for director Harold Ramis, whose previous R-rated comedic efforts have included "Caddyshack," "National Lampoon's Vacation" and "Analyze This." ("Analyze That," too, but why remind a man of his mistakes?)

But "The Ice Harvest," while filthy as all get-out, has little in common with those well-regarded '80s films, much less the recent Billy Crystal farces. It's more like "Bad Santa" -- or, if we're comparing it only to other Ramis films, the PG-tame "Groundhog Day," in that it depicts a man trapped in a small town with no apparent means of escape. In other words, the fact that Harold Ramis is doing something R-rated is not, in itself, reason to be enthusiastic.

Set on Christmas Eve for no reason other than to be iconoclastic -- strippers juxtaposed with yuletide cheer? What's more outrageous than that?! -- "The Ice Harvest" is a very dark crime comedy about an amateur thief who realizes thieving is harder than he thought it was. He is Charlie Arglist, a Wichita lawyer whose clients are all mobsters -- but Charlie is played by John Cusack, so you know there's some good in him. Charlie has a frigid ex-wife who is now married to Charlie's drunken friend Pete (Oliver Platt), who now wishes he'd had the good sense to let the woman stay married to Charlie.

As the film begins, Charlie has just stolen $2.1 million from Bill Gerard, a mobster who employs Charlie to oversee some of his strip clubs in Wichita (a city depicted as nothing but one strip club after another). Charlie's partner in the crime is Vic, a man with far more experience in this sort of thing; he's played by Billy Bob Thornton, so you know there's no good in him.

Charlie and Vic planned to get out of town as soon as they had the money, but now an ice storm has hit and the roads are virtually impassable. If they can duck Gerard's enforcer Roy Gelles (Mike Starr) and lie low until morning, all will be well. I do not need to tell you, I'm sure, that all does not wind up being well.

The screenplay, based on Scott Phillips' novel and written by Richard Russo and Hollywood veteran Robert Benton ("Bonnie & Clyde," "Kramer vs. Kramer"), makes use of its rainy, dreary setting with dialogue and characters reminiscent of Hollywood film noir, including Connie Nielsen as a smoky-voiced femme fatale named Renata. She is the object of Charlie's affection and a possible traveling partner, if she can escape from the Gerard-owned strip club that she runs.

But is it funny? Yes, for a while. Thornton has played the shockingly vulgar vagabond many times, including in the aforementioned "Bad Santa," and his persona is well-honed. Besides, his co-star is John Cusack. The film could be nothing more than 90 minutes of John Cusack murdering your mother and you'd still like him.

Problem is, the sacrilege and dysfunction wear thin after about an hour, leaving us with only the plot, which is (by design) composed of just the basic twists and double-crosses of an bloody crime caper. Like so many films based on "outrageous" ideas, it loses steam once the novelty of it has worn off. On the other hand, it does impart some valuable information along the way on the body-storage capacity of a Mercedes. Turns out it's a lot more than you'd think.

link directly to this review at https://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=13317&reviewer=247
originally posted: 11/22/05 19:03:40
[printer] printer-friendly format  
OFFICIAL SELECTION: 2005 Austin Film Festival For more in the 2005 Austin Film Festival series, click here.

User Comments

12/24/17 JD Daynes The perfect Christmas film for anyone who's not feeling Christmas. I love it! 5 stars
2/24/14 Uowxoxqj Hemsley is one of the back of a binary options strategy coincidence to overlook., <a href=" 2 stars
12/19/13 Ken Markson Great film! It's poor showing must be the result of advertizing a comedy - which it's not! 5 stars
9/13/11 Tim Darkly funny and richly involving - too bad it didn't get better reception when released. 4 stars
12/03/08 Shaun Wallner Great Cast!! 4 stars
5/14/08 Matt Even the excellent Billy Bob can't stop this from being soooooo forgettable. 2 stars
5/08/07 David Pollastrini not great, not terrible 3 stars
3/30/07 fools&#9835;gold If you're too careful, you won't laugh, and you'll be bored, and that's why it's great. 4 stars
1/27/07 mets1986 Very underrated..Oliver Platt is fantastic 5 stars
10/17/06 AJ Muller well-done flick, dark laughs, great turns by primo cast 4 stars
7/05/06 Phil M. Aficionado Feel I should like it more because of the actors, but it suffers from genre confusion 3 stars
3/06/06 Monday Morning VERY disappointing work from H.Ramis. Wasn't good comedy, black or otherwise. 2 stars
12/01/05 The Don Johnson 60 minutes suck, 30 minutes are hilarious. Drunken Oliver Platt is extremely funny. 3 stars
11/29/05 soldi its ok but not so good not worth going to it in cinema just rent it when it comes out 3 stars
11/28/05 KingNeutron Lots of good dialogue, and a couple of shockers. 4 stars
11/27/05 Elizabeth S It's bleak, violent and filled with lowlifes . . .but I liked it! 3 stars
11/25/05 khalid30 ok 3 stars
11/24/05 Idiot_for_LMP Cusack as always stellar performance! Go See! 4 stars
11/24/05 baseball-nut I'd suggest John Cusack stick with the serious stuff, he's not a very good comedian! 2 stars
11/06/05 mahgoney ubelivably great 5 stars
10/24/05 Drew Ebanks 'Written by' category should include the novelist Scott Phillips 4 stars
Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments
will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks!
Your Name:
Your Comments:
Your Location: (state/province/country)
Your Rating:

Discuss this movie in our forum

  23-Nov-2005 (R)
  DVD: 28-Feb-2006

  03-Feb-2006 (15)


Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Privacy Policy | | HBS Inc. |   
All data and site design copyright 1997-2017, HBS Entertainment, Inc.
Search for
reviews features movie title writer/director/cast