User Comments

9/13/17 morris campbell overrated IMO skip it 2/07/17 Louise Interesting concept but it didn't really work for me. 9/30/14 yelakilla way overrated 1/04/14 mr.mike I found it OK at best. 3/07/13 David Hollingsworth A unique, weird, and stunning film. 7/09/11 Cane Toad Anyone who rates this with one star is a moron. 6/14/10 Beth Terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible? Terrible! 3/28/10 Cody Burdette The average person cannot follow and take in the movie and all of its twists in one viewing 10/22/09 Maxx87 Well, first it was thought that black children needed to be around white children to learn. 5/14/08 PAUL SHORTT DESCENDS DISAPPOINTINGLY FROM HILLARIOUS WHIMSY INTO BLEAK REPELLANCE 2/02/08 Quigley One of the coolest ideas for a movie ever created. This film is a must-see experience 9/28/07 Derek In My top 10. Loved this Really Weird Masterpiece. 6/25/07 fools♫gold I prickishly severely underrated "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"! 6/18/07 mb Of Very Low Mind 4/03/07 Double M Wow.. brilliant screenplay, Cusack and Malkovich here are incredible. Total mindf*ck.. 3/19/07 Stanley Thai Great movie! Presents every twist and turns! 3/07/07 R.W.Welch Strong at the start but slowly loses momentum. B- 2/14/07 david morin i could make a a better movie filming a bucket of shit 11/18/06 Brad Bourland An amazing , unexpected vision, and some of the best acting John Cusack has ever done. 9/07/06 Jarkko Perälä One of the best comedies ever made 10/04/05 Jesse Taylor Amazing screenplay. One of the best of 1999. John Malkovich is in an Oscar-worthy role. 8/10/05 ES Thank goodness I'm not the only one who detested this waste of time abomination 8/05/05 Zack Very good film. 7/30/05 yuko must see. smart and unique 6/27/05 R another "comedy" that's not ACTUALLY funny, but plays quirky so no one notices. 5/09/05 Indrid Cold Clever but not much else. 1/16/05 Jeff Anderson Amazing and original piece of work. CATHERINE KEENER IS TERRIFIC. I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!! 11/05/04 Kris Larsen The worst film I have ever seen! I'd rate it with negative stars. 10/04/04 Josh Standlee It was outstanding! I'm blown away by its originality! 9/24/04 Agent Sands The genuine originality of this movie is almost a gimmick. 8/15/04 Peter James A brilliant screenplay and one of the best of 1999 1/17/04 John obvious points pretentiously recycled - no thanks 11/24/03 Carl Handratty I hope you don't get paid for this, Slyder. You suck. she doesn't like puppeteers, don't" 11/03/03 Charles Tatum Interesting in a weird way 10/29/03 Moparman I heard this movie was good. Bought it on PPV. What a piece of crap. BORING!!!! 10/11/03 laura paterson pure genius! 7/30/03 Nicole Very original 4/07/03 Mystique Malkovich!!!!!!!!!! 4/06/03 Jack Sommersby Overpraised crapola. Eccentricty bereft of wit and substance. Perfs are 2nd-rate. 3/09/03 Nevz MALKOVICH!!! 3/02/03 John Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! 1/21/03 Jen (probably) chemically enhanced masterpiece 12/07/02 Kable Well made and well acted, excellent script but by the end I was sick 11/15/02 Big Ted Funniest Film of 1999. 9/12/02 Gracy Lionheart Ok, Visionary movies are all right, but this isn't one of them in my book. 9/02/02 Shannon GAG! A yawnfest. Tries too hard and fails. 8/27/02 Bob MacBryce Overrated but still a pretty good movie 6/10/02 Snorfle Overrated. 6/09/02 Akira_773 Completely overrated. 5/26/02 Nicole Dark & depressing....but VERY funny! 3/01/02 Alan Smithee Original, funny.......basically flawless. Beautifully acted 1/16/02 Flick Chick who'd wanna be malkovich even for a nano-second? he's butt ugly. 11/15/01 John This was much better than American Beauty 11/01/01 Connoisseur original, sometimes funny, but often dull and confusing 8/28/01 Sarah I felt my life draining out of me, what was this crap? 8/28/01 Gary The slow pace was disappointing, but still an original and funny movie. 5/27/01 J Overrated & disappointing but not a bad movie. BETTER OFF DEAD is still cusack's best movie 4/10/01 the?girl haven't stopped thinking about this movie since I saw it last night. Brilliant and original 3/18/01 J.Arcane Where was it's fucking Oscars? 3/05/01 Scott Definately not for everyone but I found it to be very fresh and intriguing. 2/20/01 Rocket Boy Wild, outrageous, profound, one-of-a-kind comedy 2/19/01 Mark Tucker Good to see something different from America. It works and is damn good too 2/01/01 Dan Waldman Thouroughly original, unpredictable & funny. 1/31/01 Vivien Leung inventive, bizarre and special 1/21/01 jmr one of the most interesting and inventive movies ever 12/26/00 the Grinch Different? Yes. Good? Ehhhh.... 12/01/00 Charlie it's fuckin' genius man! 11/20/00 The Bill Head Superb, original story which has wonderful acting/directing..One of the best of the 90s. 11/13/00 Elvisfan Not that big a deal, not that clever, certainly not that funny, but not horrible either 11/11/00 biggun great script - could have been great with a different director 10/13/00 Fishsticks Brilliant and unmissable. Watch the roof..... 9/10/00 SmokeSerpent Kickass 9/08/00 neilb weird idea, but pulled off brilliantly 9/08/00 Jed The cast was mostly good it is kinda funny but overall seriously overrated. 8/31/00 Rosenberg One of the most sureal, funny movies of the year, until the end. 7/26/00 Overflow Bitch Wow !!! Thoroughly entertaining !! 5/15/00 Jenifer BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME 5/08/00 Monday Morning Fresh, original, superbitchin'! 4/27/00 Jason Kallelis As messed up as it is awesome. Very impressive. 4/23/00 Matt Sabian Excellent! Very different, but many ways to view it. Best movie seen in a LONG time. 4/10/00 Add Good not great, over rated but worth seeing just because it tries 2b different 3/26/00 perverted pixie Outstandingly original! The cinema audience were all utterly enchanted 3/24/00 Lesley so different - got me sucked in 2/29/00 PhilmPhreak Different and interesting 2/17/00 Starla Wow! Very unconventional and surprising. Somehow just manages to keep from falling apart. 2/11/00 Skye Chapman anything this different can't be bad, can it? 2/10/00 MarshyMan So intelligent, funny, detailed and outstandingly entertaining its in a class of its own. 2/08/00 Matthew Smith even funnier the second time around 2/07/00 shawn B Best movie of the year 2/06/00 Jennifer Weng You have J. M. in it and it's great, make it about him and it's unbelieveable!!! Awesome!!! 1/27/00 Jono Nicholas Absolutely Brilliant 1/18/00 Stephanie Bond Brilliant but totally tripped out 1/17/00 Mic Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich?(Being John Malkovich?) Malkovich Malkovich!(Awesome movie!) 1/15/00 Movie Maniac - Kev Weirdest movie, a LOT of unsaid insight, thoughts. Not what I expected - brilliant. 1/12/00 Leslie This was quite entertaining. An offbeat movie, which made it great. 1/05/00 Chris Wheeler Malkovich? 1/05/00 Chuck Puchala Malkovich!!!! 1/05/00 Chris Wheeler Malkovich? 1/05/00 Joel Harwood ONE OF 2000 BEST 1/02/00 Nice Guy Eddie Best movie of the year. Go see this before it leaves the theatres! 12/29/99 jenn "Blu Smrf" this is the greatest movie i have seen in years, totally awsome, hell yeah!!! 12/27/99 Matthew Smith Hilariously funny and exhilarating, not to be missed 12/27/99 Malbert The most creative movie I have seen all year, totally awesome! 12/27/99 anna mak the most interesting and original film in ages 12/18/99 Zeitgeist The writers of this film are either creative geniuses or are on large quantities of LSD 12/17/99 Dick Laurent Very creative film! Reminded me on Terry Gilliam's "Brazil"! 12/16/99 Heather If only there were more freaky movies like this, loved the hilarious sex scenes 12/16/99 Fork Thinking man's freakazoid. Who are you? Who cares? Good question. 12/08/99 [KingMob] Dwah.. one of the trippyest movies of the year. 12/08/99 JonnyAngel Being Jon Jackson, now that would be a movie!! 12/06/99 Demure33 This movie raves with imagination & if you look closely, metaphysics 12/05/99 Ami the wonderbread If only I could be JOhn Malkovich for 15 minutes! Fantastic! 12/02/99 Carlos G. Lamas Fall '99 will be remembered for mind trips in cinema, and "Malkovich" will top the list. 11/29/99 Queen of the Amazon Vamps The greatest part of this movie is women fucking women as men! Suck my dick too ;) 11/24/99 Mr. X Had some amazing parts, had some sloppy parts. 11/24/99 Ryan Philippe gets hit by a car and it rules Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Fuck the King of Bros. Malkovich Malkovich Eat Me Malkovich 11/22/99 Fenris Psychotic and amusing at the same time. 11/22/99 Susan Thought I'd love it; ended up hating it. 11/21/99 Mickey More Almost too smart for it's own good. Great idea, carried out very well. 11/20/99 Being Michael Browne One of the best-tasting slices of brilliance ever manifested into film 11/20/99 Amy Fucking fantastic. I've never seen anything like it. 11/19/99 JJ Oh what a mind fuck--and I liked it 11/18/99 Kriperace Short menu, but very tasty! 11/15/99 Adam Wow. Lotta stuff here - Spike Jonze has proven himself to the big boys. 11/15/99 Joel twisted and sick as hell! I love it! 11/14/99 Zeitgeist MalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovich 11/13/99 MrShowbiz Unique, fantastic, a must see. 11/12/99 keeba Awesome puppetry! the most original movie i've seen all year. 11/12/99 joe chip What? No puppeteers in the classifieds! 11/12/99 El Tigre Very original, but flawed. The characters are quirky beyond the point of being relatable. 11/11/99 Matt Highly original and entertaining. 11/08/99 Glitter Berry Don't stand in the way of my realization as a man! 11/08/99 Marble Xavier Hillarious -- the blackest of black comedy, perfect cast. 11/08/99 Dax I'll never look at John Malkovich the same way again... 11/07/99 Robert Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!!! 11/07/99 entropy weird. a must see. 11/06/99 sydney Love it! Love it! Love it! Love it! Love it! 11/05/99 Dave This movie rules! I gotta see it again! 11/04/99 Bob Maybe the most amazing movie of all time. 11/02/99 theguy totally subversive, fuck-with-your-head brilliance, and amazing acting 11/01/99 Billie Truly great fun, can't wait to see it a second time 11/01/99 pipeman The most amazingly unique movie in years. Don't let anyone tell you about it before you go. 10/31/99 watthree Loved it. This movie is completely original. 10/31/99 JSM Not a perfect film, not even necessarily great, but one that will expand your POV - d't mis 10/25/99 Robin Defies words...must see...again & again 10/25/99 jillian george Extraordinary, the cinema is shifting to the aesoteric personalism it was destined to be 10/22/99 nootch This has to be the weirdest movie I have ever seen! You can't help but laugh out loud...

IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT! Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks! Your Name: Your Comments: Your Location: (state/province/country) Your Rating: Select a rating from the list: 5 STARS - Awesome 4 STARS - Worth A Look 3 STARS - Just Average 2 STARS - Pretty Crappy 1 STAR - Sucks