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Dr. Dolittle 3
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by Scott Weinberg

"Is it actually cheaper to use a screenplay THIS bad?"
1 stars

Hey, did you know they made a Dr. Dolittle sequel without Eddie Murphy? They did. Just like they made a Bring It On sequel without Kirsten Dunst, a Pink Panther sequel without Peter Sellers, and a Smokey and the Bandit sequel without Burt Reynolds.

All of these sequels have one distinct thing in common, and "quality filmmaking" isn't among the available options. It's greed. Greed so powerful it makes perfectly sane people say things like "Hey, let's take that Eddie Murphy talking animals comedy that made so much money, and turn it into a cheap tweenie knock-off that feels like a summer camp rendition of City Slickers 2."

Dr. Dolittle 3 contains no trace of a Dr. Dolittle. Apparently Eddie Murphy was not interested in doing a Part 3 that's not called Shrek, which leaves the greedy sequel-mongers little recourse but Plan B.

Plan B involves hiring the actresses who played the mother (Kristen Wilson) and the daughter (Kyla Pratt) of the doctor, and then retrofitting the "talk to the animals" schtick into a whole new sort of story. In the case of the practically painful Dr. Dolittle 3, the new sort of story is this: 17-year-old Maya Dolittle is a spoiled little teen who yearns to be accepted by the cool crowd, but gets in trouble before being shipped off to a dude ranch retreat where she meets a tough girl called Brooklyn, a fat kid who loves food, a jittery spaz kid who falls down, a sweaty young hunk to drool over, and a barnyard full of ever-chattering farm animals. Oh, and the dude ranch is about to be foreclosed upon by the local sneering villains, and only the combined power of mean girl / fat kid / spazmo dweeb / animal girl can win the $50,000 prize at the local rodeo, save the day, etc., and on and on. (I'd mention that John Amos plays the ranch owner, but out of respect for the actor, I won't.)

The stars of the voice-cast, by the way, are Norm McDonald, Gary Busey, and Danny Bonaduce.

Cheap-looking, atrociously written, and delivered with all the energy of a breach-birth bovine, Dr. Dolittle 3 is all kinds of terrible. It's not even remotely funny enough to please anyone over the age of 12, which means the target audience (which I can only assume is 16-year-old girls) will be rolling their eyes and yawning over the flick's omnipresent, like, corniness. As far as the younger kids go, they'll be bored to tears by the heaving 17-year-old chests, the lame physical comedy, and the painfully drab romantic subplot; the wacky animal activities, which I assume are a large part of this series' appeal, are pretty few and far between, come to think of it.

The flick also has two musical numbers in which kids get up and, instantly, know how to dance in fancy tandem. And then a monkey or a horse rides in and leads us to the next inept section, one that probably includes a fart joke or a passage in which the fat kid mentions food.

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originally posted: 05/22/06 03:22:23
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User Comments

10/03/13 Flavio Goncalves And they made two more sequels... 3 stars
7/13/07 Kenboy Turned it off after 5 minutes...4 minutes too late 2 stars
6/19/07 JimBob I love it! I bought 3 copies! 5 stars
1/02/07 Snugglebug The girls were sexy. That was the good part. It was kind of cute. 4 stars
11/14/06 christina i really loved it .characters were great, kayla did her thing and bo was um... really cute! 5 stars
11/12/06 SourXxSmile Im watching it right now and I love it. 5 stars
11/05/06 Jesse McCartney This movie is a great family movie, I don't understand the people that say it's not. 4 stars
6/27/06 tabbie coulter Loved it! 5 stars
5/29/06 Jeff My 5yr old did not like this one. 2 stars
5/28/06 Mija Love it 5 stars
5/27/06 55 yrs intertaining, waited to at least hear eddies voice 4 stars
5/24/06 saw I thought it was funny 3 stars
5/16/06 Brittani McDaniel I LOVE THIS MOVIE...I LOVE RIDING HORSES 5 stars
5/09/06 candy cane it was fabulouse 5 stars
5/06/06 Ron CHristopherson Bought DVD on sale...good, clean, silly. Enjoyably simple. Like Olson Twins movies. 4 stars
5/04/06 Star Murphy should have at least popped in once or twice. 3 stars
4/27/06 Jen Wilson One was fine... Two was not worth seeing... After a failed attempt, why make a third? 1 stars
4/26/06 jamie Florence I love this show great animal work 5 stars
4/26/06 Debra Coe Good ol' clean fun!!!...but, not for those needing explosions, blood, sex, and profanity! 4 stars
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  25-Apr-2006 (PG)
  DVD: 25-Apr-2006



Directed by
  Rich Thorne

Written by
  Nina Colman

  Kyla Pratt
  Kristen Wilson
  Walker Howard
  John Amos
  Luciana Carro
  Tara Wilson

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