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Nacho Libre
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by David Cornelius

"100 minutes of insulting, mind-numbing, sub-awful badness."
1 stars

Here now is the film “Nacho Libre” in its entirety: Jack Black, who is fat, has a moustache, and speaks in a funny accent, wants to wrestle. The end.

If you’re thinking, “hey, that’s not nearly enough movie to fill a full 100 minutes,” well: a) you’d be so very, sadly right; and b) you obviously have not heard that “Nacho Libre” has been made by the same guy who made “Napoleon Dynamite,” a film that tried with furious desperation to keep its solitary joke alive for its entire running time. For some reason - I like to think it’s because there is no justice in this universe - “Dynamite” became an enormous success, despite the fact that it is a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible movie. Success, deserved or not, means we now get more from writer/director Jared Hess and his brother, co-writer Jerusha Hess. Hooray.

Oh, but it gets worse. Somewhere along the way, Mike White, the writer responsible for “Dead Man On Campus” (lame), “Chuck & Buck” (horrible), “The Good Girl” (terrible), and “School of Rock” (lousy), got reeled in to assist with the screenplay duties. The universe obviously hates us all.

Their movie (in which Black plays a bumbling friar who moonlights as a wrestler in order to raise money for his orphanage) is supposed to pay loving tribute to the Mexican style of wrestling known as lucha libre, although all it really does is tell us that fat people are funny because they are fat, skinny people are funny because they are skinny, little people are funny because they are little, funny-looking people are funny because they are funny-looking, and people with accents are funny because they have accents. A good deal of the attempted comedy here comes as the camera lingers on some unfortunate extra who, say, has an overbite. Hess - whose “Dynamite” confusingly wanted to show us, by making fun of goofy people, that it’s not nice to make fun of goofy people - seems to have a thing for hiring awkward folks for his cheap amusement. This may be because he is heartless and cruel; this may be because he genuinely thinks there is some sort of comic beauty in the sub-average looks of certain people; or this may be simply because he’s too lacking in basic comedy skills that he simply aims low, finding easy hilarity in the face of an ugly person.

I’ll guess it’s the third option. After all, Hess’ films are stuffed to the gills with laziness. Consider many scenes in this film that drag on and on and on, grasping for humor, falling short every time. What Hess does, then, is insert the sound effect of a very loud, very fake fart. I can see the Hesses, White, and Black gathered around the editing room, worried that their film has gone beyond unfunny and has entered that special realm of dreadful reserved for movies starring Martin Lawrence or Rob Schneider.

“I know what to do,” Hess declares boldly. “Put a fart in there!”

“But Jerry,” says the editor, his soul drained from having to sift through mountains of footage in which Black’s co-star, Héctor Jiménez, has to flirt comically with an overweight actress, “a fart sound wouldn’t make any sense. Jack doesn’t mention any farting, nobody else reacts to any farting. You just want random fart noises to pop up every now and then?”

“Yup, that’s exactly right! Just think of it: all those scenes where Jack’s seen sitting on a toilet - because, come on, man, taking a dump is, like, so hilarious! - all those scenes are only the appetizer. The main course is Jack farting all the time. That, and the ugly old people. Comedy gold!”

It’s around the third time a foley artist inserted a fart effect that I began to feel genuine embarrassment. Not for me, nor for the people that made this movie, but for the others in the audience. These people had spent their honest, hard-earned dollars on an evening’s entertainment, and instead they got stuck watching jokes about how Jack Black looks funny in tights, or how fat kids can’t get their shirts on all the way because they’re so fat, or how a large percentage of Mexicans are retarded.

(Note: I’m fairly convinced that the movie is not intentionally racist in any way. In fact, their message here is that people can look and act nerdy in all cultures. That said, the movie is so poorly constructed and so hard-up for humor at the expense of innocent people that one can very well walk away, having seen all these dim-witted, unkempt foreigners, with the feeling that “Nacho Libre” exists entirely to make fun of people who look, talk, or act differently than Hess does.)

Heck, we don’t even get interesting wrestling scenes. For a guy who professes to love the sport so much, Hess shows a singular lacking of the basic understanding of how to film the sport and make it remotely interesting. How can anyone possibly make the sight of seven masked wrestlers in a chaos-fueled ring seem dull? Somehow, through a disinterest in choreography, a failure to know where to place the camera and how to edit the shots together, and a complete inability to earn a single laugh or thrill from a sport that is inherently both exciting and hilarious, Hess manages to not care at all about the most important moments in his film. Did he figure they’d just work themselves out while he was kicking back, thinking up new ways to film Black walking out of a freshly-flushed bathroom?

And then, sadly but surely, comes the part when the script simply reads “insert kooky Jack Black song here.” Yes, folks, there is a point where, for no reason other than somebody on the set was a Tenacious D fan, Jack Black is asked to completely break character, sing one of his signature so-faux-serious-it’s-silly tunes, and, to top it all off, look directly into the camera all the while. It is the single worst moment in a movie I have seen all year, and I’ve seen “Grandma’s Boy,” “Bloodrayne,” and “RV.”

Ultimately, what we have in “Nacho Libre” is a movie that (surprise! just like “Dynamite”) struggles way too hard to become an instant cult favorite. This is another attempt at prefab hip, but you cannot design cult-ness - although that never stops Hess from trying. Here, we get funny accents and illogical bits of “comic” dialogue that are created merely for teenagers to impersonate while strolling the mall, most likely on their way to Hot Topic to buy a “Nacho” t-shirt, perhaps one they can wear when their “Vote For Pedro” shirt’s in the wash.

Concerned only with inventing hip quotables and loud toilet gags, Hess and company fail in every single aspect of comic filmmaking. This is a horribly written, horribly performed, and horribly put-together movie, one that does not zing but instead drags itself along from weak comic set-up to weak comic set-up (most of which fail to result in any remote form of payoff), uninterested in things like timing or clever wordplay, not when there’s a goofy accent to be used or an ugly old guy to ridicule. “Nacho Libre” is the kind of awful movie that ruins your whole day, leaving you angry for hours, wondering to yourself why you bothered sitting through the whole damn thing.

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originally posted: 06/17/06 22:29:06
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User Comments

12/16/18 Ajp wales A good movie. Just fun. 4 stars
8/27/11 Jennifer We love Jack Black and this is one movie my kids love to watch. Silly but awfully funny. 5 stars
11/21/10 DaveY The silliness is fun- Jack,Hector & Darius r great & Ana is gorgeous - I luv the soundtrak 4 stars
1/25/09 Robert O'Keife David is just using the internet to vent because he is insecure about his small penis 1 stars
1/09/09 Samantha Pruitt pretty funny, very ridiculous! lot of awkward moments, 4 stars
12/02/07 Screwball The best movie I've seen about Mexican wrestling. 4 stars
10/19/07 Lynn "Get that corn outa my face!!!!" - The one and only funny line in the whole entire movie 2 stars
7/24/07 frito-laid i want my two hours! 1 stars
6/30/07 Mehmet Unal Boring and totally devoid of anything resembling wit or humour 1 stars
5/18/07 David Pollastrini PRETTY DUMB 3 stars
5/17/07 ES I wanted to like this movie but with two times watching and not making it too the end... 2 stars
1/26/07 diego Alvarez If david thinks this movie is dull, he must have no sense of humor and he is really lame 5 stars
1/22/07 Dave Hilarious movie, David just doesn't get it (or Napoleon Dynamite) 4 stars
1/11/07 rozza david cornelisu is a cunt!! its a minter of a film so is dynamite!! 5 stars
1/05/07 jack diy "or how a large percentage of Mexicans are retarded" ...what tha fuck? fuck you david 1 stars
12/24/06 11pop It's a piece of crap 1 stars
12/05/06 maggie truly dreadful piece of filmmaking 1 stars
12/03/06 Carson I nominate david cornelius for biggest douche in the universe, and this movie was great 5 stars
11/16/06 George The only way to describe this movie is STUPID, but its so stupid that you have to laugh!!! 5 stars
11/16/06 Paul lots of memorable moments, if you`re lookinf for Casablanca go elsewhere 4 stars
11/10/06 surfric I'm a JB fan, but this is strictly a time killer. Laughed maybe twice. 3 stars
11/10/06 DIANA there were some funny moments, not a lot but some 3 stars
11/09/06 Dan Relax, stop being so high brow. It's a classic. 5 stars
11/08/06 Babz I had a good laugh. 3 stars
11/07/06 Derek Just right 5 stars
10/31/06 Mike Really really funny! A breath of fresh air. Laughed my balls off all the way through! 5 stars
10/31/06 ad fresh 4 stars
10/30/06 Bundy Ok, seriously this movie was pretty funny, and David Cornelius is an assfuck. 5 stars
10/30/06 Ryan_A Laughed once - the corncob to the eye bit. Other than that, surprisingly unfunny. 2 stars
10/30/06 ES Ho-hum, almost not worth the watch but it passes time, I guess 3 stars
10/29/06 Roy Smith I might consult a lawyer - this was advertised as a Comedy. 1 stars
8/27/06 Barry Norman what a load of bollcks, jack black must have a movie deal to do this shite 1 stars
8/09/06 Dragon The Artist An ownable Jack Black comedy,about as good as Nepolian Dynamite.Both cult classic-ish 5 stars
8/06/06 Erik Van Sant I wanted to love this movie. Regrettably, it sucked big, floppy donkey dicks. 2 stars
7/25/06 Alex Paquin Unbearably offensive, hispanophobic, and not at all funny. A waste of Jack Black's talent. 1 stars
7/18/06 Marjorie The jokes were puerile and his fat gut was repulsive. 2 stars
7/12/06 Captain Highcrime The least they could have done is pass out some Taco Bell...lost it's comic punch quick 2 stars
7/08/06 Mike Awesome movie - well crafted. Seaver's Review - also Awesome! 5 stars
7/08/06 Edler Hilarious part of the goofy comedy genre. But if you don't know Mexico, you won't get it. 5 stars
7/02/06 Heather Weak movie, wait until the DVD comes out and rent it instead 3 stars
6/30/06 Gerry Irons Too silly and long on one joke -with no wit or substance 2 stars
6/29/06 Mike (of Mike & the MORONS) Great! Lots to laugh at, and great (though odd) soundtrack. 4 stars
6/26/06 Mase Like a long bad snl skit, with Black trapped in the role and a PG rating. 2 stars
6/25/06 verdesage this movie is great and completely worth seeing! theres nothing not to like about it! 5 stars
6/24/06 pin What's with Hess and food shots? Nice pacing, Black was hilarious. 4 stars
6/24/06 ELLY the best 1 stars
6/22/06 Caiphn You people are clearly retarded. 1 stars
6/21/06 Tommy The worst movie I have ever seen bar none 1 stars
6/19/06 pedro painful 2 stars
6/19/06 jitters So, good-natured, pleasant and simple are bad things? I loved it. Viva Nacho! 4 stars
6/19/06 earlrural About as good as I expected. Much more Hollywood than Napoleon Dynamite. 4 stars
6/18/06 John Aster Habig Jack Black carries the film through Hess's slow pace and keeps the laughs constant 5 stars
6/18/06 Darius Silly plot, yes; unbelievable, yes; hilarious, yes; Hector Jimenez, fantastic 5 stars
6/18/06 Kell Dixon Nacho liber was the worst movie I have paid to see in a long time. The end 1 stars
6/18/06 lee Great attention to detail!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
6/17/06 Stacy Started out kind of slow for me, but definitely worth seeing. 4 stars
6/17/06 nachooo JB was AWESOME in this role. the movie was laugh out loud funny for about 90% of the time. 5 stars
6/17/06 Evil Wolfie At least its better then Napolion Dynamite. 3 stars
6/16/06 KingNeutron Wrestling was good; rest of the movie needed a REAL DIRECTOR + EDITING. JB's worst effort. 2 stars
6/07/06 CJ Payne very funny ,good date movie. 5 stars
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  16-Jun-2006 (PG)
  DVD: 24-Oct-2006



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