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3.25

Awesome: 11.11%
Worth A Look: 25%
Just Average50%
Pretty Crappy: 5.56%
Sucks: 8.33%

2 reviews, 24 user ratings


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by Charles Tatum

"'The exploding head scene! You gotta see the exploding head scene!'"
3 stars

I have been hearing that for years, and finally took this little piece of gore out to see the exploding head scene so I could get on with my life. Except for the exploding head scene, this film is pretty mediocre.

An evil corporation (are all corporations in sci-fi films evil?) sends a good scanner to kill a bad scanner. Scanners are people who have a vague telekinetic power they achieved after their pregnant mothers took a drug released by the evil corporation. There are good scanners, who gather in little apartments in a circle. They seem to be waiting for the marijuana brownies and the poetry reading. The bad scanners pack heat, and the ability to make people's heads explode. The main good scanner and bad scanner Ironside meet in the end in a silly finale.

Aside from the exploding head scene, this was rather a disappointment. The leading man good scanner, Stephen Lack, is awful. His entire emotional gamut seems to be blank stares and whiny line deliveries. His lines with the over the top Ironside are so flat I thought Ironside might be falling asleep. Patrick McGoohan, as the evil corporation's pawn, slumps in his seat in all his scenes and delivers his lines like he has a mouthful of marbles. Jennifer O'Neill, at the beginning of the end of her career, is simply window dressing to the leading man, running around and ducking for cover. The best actor here is the always underrated Michael Ironside. He relishes his role as the evil scanner, and the movie only lights up when he is onscreen.

Whenever someone "scans," the actor looks intently at the subject and moves his head a little from side to side, bugging his eyes out slightly and sweating a lot. I did the same thing watching this film.

Cronenberg has a good reputation, but I found "Scanners" a letdown. He let all his earlier success go to his exploding head. Thank God Ironside is here to make it half-mediocre.

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originally posted: 02/27/03 17:49:11
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OFFICIAL SELECTION: 2012 Boston SciFi Film Festival For more in the 2012 Boston Sci-Fi Film Festival series, click here.

User Comments

3/12/17 morris campbell cool sci-fi horror 4 stars
6/15/13 PAUL SHORTT UNPLEASANT BUT WELL CRAFTED AND DARKLY COMPELLING 3 stars
9/08/11 JM Important horror from a unique Director. Uneven but memorable. 4 stars
4/21/11 bored mom Shitty writing, but Ironside's scar make-up foreshadows his future role as a Splinter Cell. 1 stars
3/20/11 David A. Good performances from Patrick McGoohan and Michael Ironside; other actors are weak. 3 stars
10/30/10 Vanlighteek total crap, I can't beleive I have just wasted 1 hour and 39 minutes on this shit 1 stars
6/04/09 art IT WAS HORRIBLE! 1 stars
2/08/07 David Pollastrini good gore. 4 stars
1/15/07 Bitchflaps Great villain, but the fun is undone by its slovenly pace, crap acting and silly script. 2 stars
7/17/06 David Cohen The "exploding head" press gives a poor name to what is in fact a neat little movie 4 stars
2/09/06 Darren O A fascinating blend of horror and science fiction, only let down by Lack's wooden perf. 4 stars
12/17/05 /_ 3 6 / 0 // c00/_ bu7 573ph3/\/ /_/\C|{ = \/\/0r57 /\c7or 3v3r 3 stars
10/23/05 Indrid Cold Lack is atrocious, story is passable at best, exploding head is the only reason to see it. 3 stars
10/15/05 DeadPandaPen Sanners powers roxors 5 stars
9/25/05 K. Sear First Cronenberg I've seen that I thoroughly enjoyed. I'll be delving deeper. 4 stars
5/28/05 Hack-SAW Production values & acting are shit but... GREAT storyline & soon there'll be a REMAKE!!!!! 5 stars
1/16/05 Jeff Anderson MICHAEL IRONSIDE GIVES A SCARY AND TERRIFIC PERFORMANCE, BUT STEPHEN LACK IS HORRIBLE. 4 stars
1/17/04 Josh Standlee Pretty darn good! 4 stars
11/26/03 Sammy This movie is good but really gets a 4.9999999 5 stars
11/21/03 Charles Tatum Overrated 3 stars
2/28/03 Monster W. Kung Just average. Stephen Lack lacks talent. 3 stars
9/22/01 Kyle Not too bad, but boring at times. 4 stars
9/02/01 The-Dude good movie by cronenberg 5 stars
2/06/99 Don Wilson You wanna like it, but you just can't 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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