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Scary Movie
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by LitzaMo

"The ultimate in lowbrow humour."
1 stars

Unfortunately, it's not even funny lowbrow humour. Do studios get sued over this stuff? Well, they should.

From previews alone, Scary Movie looked really funny, a Naked Gun type spoof. And God only knows that the horror genre was about due, considering that the only horror flick to even approach taking itself seriously in the last four years has been Blair Witch, which everyone either loved or detested. I expected some pretty crass humour, but that's cool; all my friends are late-teen boys and I can tell dirty jokes with the best. But Scary Movie way extended, and in most cases, flat out broke my boundaries for stuff that should be in movies.

Walking in should have been my first clue, as I saw two thirteenish girls with a mother go to buy tickets, then get a description of content from the box-office attendant. The mother promptly directed the girls towards The Perfect Storm. Good choice.

The first scene was reassuring. Jiffy Pop! Prince! Silicone! Kick-ass. But it was alllll downhill from there. There were some pretty good jokes, true. Shannon Elizabeth's death is particularly choice, but I definitely could have done without the compound leg fracture. ICK!!!! I didn't need to see the father in S&M gear, and while it's really funny that whichever Wayans that was got high in every scene, enough already!

If you really need to see explosive orgasms (literally), or have an IQ of around 60, go for it. (Speaking of low IQ, I looooooved the Usual Suspects jibe at the end. Clever and unexpected!) I really did not like Scary Movie. Maybe that's because...I am dumber for having seen it. I watched the movie Monday night, it's now Friday, and already I can't remember most of it. I think that's a pretty good sign of a fucking terrible movie.

Don't bother. It's not worth the money to rent, either, so just let this one disappear into its own little oblivion and we can all go on with our lives.

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originally posted: 07/14/00 22:04:42
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User Comments

5/03/18 Anne boring - I changed channels after less than 1 hr 1 stars
3/24/18 morris campbell funny when first released but tired now 3 stars
2/18/18 Jeff Wilder Some definite dud jokes and dated bits. But on the whole, funny enough. 4 stars
4/14/13 Some guy I would give it 2 stars if it hadn't spawned 20 even worse movies 1 stars
10/24/10 Frank Fontaine This chunk of comedy antimatter helped pave the way for all the awful ____ MOVIE films. 1 stars
8/29/09 CTT Funny enough, but no classic 3 stars
4/12/09 Dane Youssef The Wayans become the Zuckers! Full of nessicary belly laughs at summer blockbusters. 4 stars
11/04/08 Mandy oh please. this movie is good. :] 4 stars
8/14/08 Shaun Wallner This movie is so funny! 5 stars
5/31/08 Heather Marie good 5 stars
12/04/07 art BAR NONE THIS IS THe best SLASHER MOVIE COMEDY 5 stars
11/11/07 claudine really funny always rewinding while watching 5 stars
7/16/07 David Cohen The last decent movie to bear the Wayans name 3 stars
4/18/07 Stevo UK Given a choice, I would rather play Leapfrog with Arnold Schwarzznegger than watch this. 1 stars
2/27/07 Beau this is the best one from the trilogy! Great payouts and worth seeing 4 stars
1/09/07 David Pollastrini pretty dull 2 stars
12/29/06 James Fellows good film, full of humour, best scary movie 5 stars
10/03/06 Jeremy Davies Clever, almost as good as Airplane 4 stars
7/04/06 Cheryl Mayfield One Grand Hoot ! + hearing Carmen Electra say " I farted " was alone worth it ! 5 stars
6/14/06 drydock54321 clever and very funny movie 5 stars
4/25/06 Anthony Feor Funny,Funny,and more Funny 5 stars
4/15/06 Peter Made for adolescent morons 1 stars
3/27/06 Brian Meyer Too much Ghetto. Not enough parody! 2 stars
3/25/06 chris f not a bad movie 4 stars
10/30/05 Bozo The final scream scene lasted 10 seconds which I missed itaking a leak! What was so funny? 4 stars
8/04/05 ^podo the funniest movie ever!!!!!! 5 stars
7/21/05 Jordan poor horror movie clasics 1 stars
7/15/05 tony it was one of the best parodies ive ever seen! Great everything! 5 stars
5/01/05 reuben rupp fortunately they don't allow guns in theaters, because i would have shot myself dead-TWICE 1 stars
4/09/05 Cheryl Mayfield One Grand Hoot! +hearing Carmen Electra say "I farted" was alone worth it! ... 5 stars
11/14/04 Samuel This is funny, part three is lame. 5 stars
8/22/04 Archanist 101 This is a PISSER! 5 stars
8/07/04 jmsynth Funny at times, but not up there with the classics. Farris and Munro highlights, as always 3 stars
8/02/04 Anthony G funny as fuck 5 stars
7/16/04 J The Funniest of all Horror and Scary Movies 5 stars
5/16/04 Geo78665 A Bus load of ulta vulgar jokes, some of them are amsuing. 3 stars
5/15/04 joe i loved carmen electra and shannon elzabeth. 4 stars
1/26/04 Chloe Brody Pretty funny - but the third one shits on it, but then, it shits on the second one 4 stars
1/21/04 Ellie Bigwood I luv doofy an the wassup boy with the curly hair an hat is fit! This is the best film eva! 5 stars
1/12/04 GhettoSmurf LitzaMo - Shut up, you pussy 4 stars
12/20/03 Cheryl Mayfield One Grand Hoot! +hearing Carmen Electra say "I farted" was alone worth it! 5 stars
11/26/03 he a good film 4 stars
11/25/03 Gi Gi SUCKED BALLS 1 stars
11/11/03 matt steaming pile of monkey crap. 1 stars
11/06/03 Littlepurch Hilarious! How can anyone under the age of 25 say a bad word about this movie? 5 stars
10/10/03 retsof franchisca gay want a waste of time making it :P 5 stars
9/17/03 Samuel Justus Funny, but Marlon Wayans is what makes the movie funny! 3 stars
9/13/03 kraz the "wazzup" scene was making fun of a famous super bowl commercial. very funny 4 stars
9/08/03 Arch-vile An insult to brain cells. No a single laugh in the whole piece of crap. 1 stars
6/22/03 cochese It was a scary movie alright. 1 stars
6/03/03 mee funny 5 stars
5/26/03 Jareth Embrace the silliness 4 stars
4/13/03 Mystique Crp 1 stars
3/18/03 HE great 5 stars
3/10/03 me A GREAT FILM 5 stars
3/02/03 John Everyone in the theater literally rolled on the ground when he busted his nut 4 stars
2/19/03 Dave If people didn't take comedies so seriously, they'd probably realise how good this movie is 4 stars
1/12/03 Dave Vulgar, dumb, immature and FUCKING HILARIOUS! 4 stars
12/31/02 Jack Sommersby Desperately unfunny and exceedingly repulsive. The pits. 1 stars
11/20/02 chris my god it's sad this has so many stars 1 stars
9/03/02 movie guy funny 5 stars
8/18/02 Butterbean Not for tight-asses who lacks a sense of humor. I loved it! 5 stars
8/15/02 JesseL This movie ROCKS! If you don't like it, you are too old. 5 stars
8/05/02 The Truth Scream was already a parody(much clever and superior) which is why it doesn't make sense 3 stars
6/20/02 B Farr Wicked the best i've seen 5 stars
6/08/02 NWO4LIFE Nothing special, but has some big crude laughs, here and there. 3 stars
6/02/02 I'm in (L) with a Jedi fucking awesome!!!!! wassup?!?! 5 stars
5/24/02 Dark Barøn Eh. 1 stars
5/18/02 Jon Artus Quite amusing, although I keep expecting Leslie Nielsen to pop up. 4 stars
5/14/02 Blake Thu=is movie was so funny 5 stars
5/09/02 hum easy, no thinking required. I guess if thats what you like it would be ok 2 stars
4/24/02 maximal01 Comedy for acne-faced 11-year-olds. Makes me long for the superior "Don't Be A Menace..." 2 stars
4/19/02 NWO4LIFE Sometimes funny, but too many obvious jokes. 3 stars
4/18/02 Monster W. Kung Incredibly stupid, it barely brings out a smile, let alone laughs. 2 stars
4/01/02 Frances It's bloody funny. I have to admit. 5 stars
3/14/02 Christian Embarrasing to admit, but I loved it. 4 stars
3/05/02 Veronica Foxx aka The Raven-Haired Temptress The only funny part was when Cheri Oteri shot the student, the rest is cinematic. 2 stars
3/01/02 Alan Smithee Has its moments, but overall it's very hit and miss. 3 stars
1/27/02 Lin Rainey How could such nice boys come up with such sick stuff? I love it and them! 4 stars
1/26/02 Samantha Ione Wayland Innocent fun except for "Jennifer Love Huge tits" remark 4 stars
1/25/02 Michelle McBride Too bad lost chutzpah short of having beauty queen fart as other characters did 5 stars
1/15/02 David A. It had some hilarious moments. Doofy appealed to the secret "Mr. Cool" in all of us. 4 stars
1/09/02 Spyguy2 Laughed my ass off. "A small dick is a disability, man!!!" 5 stars
1/05/02 Grape1726 Never really boring, but never really hilarious, either. 3 stars
1/01/02 Mr. Hat Really funny as long as you don't see it with your parents. 4 stars
1/01/02 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny as anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
12/29/01 Abby Gannon This was quite possibly the worst movie I've EVER seen. 1 stars
11/22/01 Will Diamond The dumbing down of America is complete, proven by Ebert's 3 star review of this excrement 1 stars
11/14/01 Zizzerzazzerzuzz 75% funnier than hell, 25% boring. 4 stars
11/03/01 The Rock erect penis sHOWn ,big boobs..with piehole shown..SEXUALITY!! AND A LOT OF GAYS 5 stars
10/09/01 Homer Bobby Lightsaber Delicous with chocolate sprinkles. 5 stars
8/21/01 JesseL I laughed out loud so hard I woke up my son. Hilarious, NOT for the kids. 5 stars
8/18/01 LawHog24 Would be better if the unfunny stuff wasn't so deadly dull and drawn out. 3 stars
8/13/01 Bada Bing Crosby Laughed once or twice..the 'R' rating this got is a bigger joke, though 2 stars
8/09/01 Me It is sooooooooooo funny!!!!!! 5 stars
8/06/01 ted v. it was funny...but not THAT funny! 3 stars
8/06/01 Joe Zappa The only reason I hated it the first time I saw it was because I was with my Dad. 3 stars
8/05/01 badfish I dont even want to admit i watched this FUMING PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!! 1 stars
8/03/01 sarah This movie was beyond stupid, it insults one's intelligence 1 stars
7/28/01 Steve Lots of crude humor, but nothing beats watching Shorty drive up in his foggy car! 5 stars
7/20/01 Robert FREAKIN HILARIOUS 5 stars
7/14/01 officer 412/l not quite as funny the second time. but still the best spoof in ages. 4 stars
7/14/01 Gary This should be called 'Shitty Movie'. Ha - I'm as funny as this film. 1 stars
7/05/01 Fish Eye It had its moments, but there was some really dumb shit in there too 3 stars
6/20/01 MIKE well at least i got to suck some dick during this piece of shit of a film!!!!! 1 stars
6/12/01 donald not half as funny as Young Frankenstein or BASEketball 3 stars
6/09/01 Turtle Laughs alone almost NEVER saves a movie. My point is proven with this dumb flick. 3 stars
5/20/01 J Could've been SO much better in many ways but not a bad movie at all. 3 stars
5/14/01 emosgonemainstream i laughed i cried i went to sleep 4 stars
5/03/01 roby lafon very funny i couldn't stop laughing 5 stars
4/22/01 Rampage not as bad as Halloween: H20, but better than Scream 2 and 3 3 stars
4/18/01 Tam Spot-on satire of the horror genre. Enjoy the dumb humour. 4 stars
4/15/01 GeorgE McCaul God this was such crap I didn't laugh once it just ended up making me angry and tired. 1 stars
4/10/01 Spetters Just, because it´s distasteful doesn´t mean it´s funny. BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 stars
4/09/01 Gary This is the funniest movie ever created. Very preverted and unlikely, but funny! 4 stars
4/09/01 ChErRyRiPe Funny, all the way to the end! 5 stars
4/03/01 Boy In The Designer Bubble Funny but not brilliant. Worth the price of the DVD 4 stars
2/25/01 INCUBATOR Damn, this shit`s good 5 stars
2/19/01 Kyle Melahn the movie was funny as hell u gotta see it 5 stars
2/16/01 Tyrone Hilarious but utter crap, if you live horror movies then you will cry 2 stars
2/10/01 KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi Don't analyze this one. Just relax and enjoy the toilet humor. 4 stars
2/10/01 tinka coco funny comedy that kept you laughing allthe way through 4 stars
2/05/01 Classicdog Decent parody film, had some good laughs, teens would like it. 3 stars
2/03/01 Del R If you aren't easily offended or just stupid, this one's for you. 3 stars
1/10/01 Matt69 The jokes are fucking hilarious, but sometimes gets tedious. 3 stars
1/01/01 jason best spoof movie ever 5 stars
12/30/00 kevin Terrible, who on EARTH would like no plot and terrible acitng. I kind of liked Shawn Wayans 2 stars
12/27/00 Monday Morning About 30 seconds of laughs in 95 minutes. Teens or the stupid might like it. 2 stars
12/20/00 Jaws1 The movie is never dull, but the jokes are uneven. 3 stars
12/19/00 Want my $$$back This movie suck ass. You saw all the "funny" parts in the previews 1 stars
12/19/00 Tim Laughed my ass off and loved the usual suspects ending 5 stars
10/22/00 TiGgEr #13 The best movie ever! Shits on any other parody. 5 stars
10/15/00 Psike I laughed at one joke (the "black TV" news crew). Rest was unoriginal and predictable 1 stars
10/12/00 Pretty Boy Lloydy WAZ UP? 4 stars
10/10/00 P. Rodriguez Had It's moments, but generally a crap comedy spoof 2 stars
9/26/00 mephetic I had one good laugh. The rest of the time I trying to get my money back. 1 stars
9/13/00 Ground Zero "Scream" on ludes.The trailer showed all the best scenes, but the movie killed it. 3 stars
9/13/00 Jenna koch CRAP! 1 stars
9/12/00 Matthew Bartley Some funny bits. Not many though 3 stars
9/05/00 Boy In The Designer Bubble Morons! I could eat a can of Kodak and shit a better movie!!! 1 stars
8/31/00 matthew smith painfully hilarious. the best send up film in a long time 4 stars
8/26/00 baddazz69r marlon wayans and the ghost were the funniest people 5 stars
8/24/00 Arjan Boekel The perfect product to get that super-attractive six-pack.... Get results within an hour!! 5 stars
8/17/00 The Bomb 69 unbelievably funny!!!!!!! 5 stars
8/09/00 KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi Laughed till my fucking body ached...the comedy I've been waiting for all year...=) 5 stars
8/03/00 Jake BLAH. Over done to the limits, not to mention gross. 1 stars
8/03/00 Girl 9 Throw good taste out the window+movie=Scary Movie.Couple scenes were funny,most weren't. 3 stars
7/30/00 That Guy Alternates between hilariously funny, hilariously disturbed, and plain not funny. Quickly. 4 stars
7/30/00 Heather Very funny, moronic movie, definitely not for kids! 5 stars
7/23/00 john Middleton Bullit17 needs to get a brain it obviously supposed to be stupid 4 stars
7/21/00 burton miller pretty funny - lots and lots of stupid jokes 4 stars
7/21/00 SA A Good Horror Spoof, which is both funny and stupid. 4 stars
7/19/00 malcolm like ROMAN said -- way too many dicks, still awful funny though 4 stars
7/18/00 bullit17 Utterly moronic with the occasional glimpse of sheer stupidity 1 stars
7/17/00 Bender A lot is funny. A lot is stupid. 4 stars
7/17/00 SP i loved it, and i'm definitely NOT stupid. (oh, the denial... heh.) 5 stars
7/17/00 Digitalus overblown SNL parody of Scream 3 stars
7/17/00 MKillroy I liked it :) 5 stars
7/17/00 Funny as hell. It's In Living Color the Uncut version!! Obi Wan 5 stars
7/17/00 PJ Roman your right there were alot of penises, but shit man I laughed my ass off, gym balls!! 4 stars
7/16/00 Roman Too many damn Penis's and not enough Bush!!! 4 stars
7/14/00 Craig Borysowich F***in' funny! 5 stars
7/14/00 Chuck Craig Very funny, but a movie you can only see once! 4 stars
7/14/00 Khaziel Wicked fuckin funny 5 stars
7/13/00 furtively Cheap fun that will have you grabbing friends and yelling "No Way!" often. 4 stars
7/13/00 Cooke "I told you not to disturb while I clean my room. 5 stars
7/13/00 Elizabeth ramos really funny 5 stars
7/13/00 Frank Rizzo This movie was a riot! I always knew there was something funny about female gym teachers.. 5 stars
7/12/00 kim boyd Regina King is not in this movie. You have it wrong. Shawn marry me! 5 stars
7/12/00 UrsasMar Funniest thing I have seen all year 5 stars
7/10/00 Nick this movie was pretty damn stupid 2 stars
7/10/00 Doofy Funniest movie of the year, but tons of unfunny shit in between. Main chick is annoying 5 stars
7/10/00 Ladd Should have left out the lewdness and targeted the 13yr old age market with its comedy. 1 stars
7/10/00 PJ Chris your right, I expected to hate, but I laughed my ass off, sick!! 5 stars
7/09/00 TimmyToday Funniest thing about the movie were the previews of upcoming movies. 2 stars
7/09/00 Kevin Great movie, one of the best spoofs I seen. 5 stars
7/09/00 JonnyA funny, but...eh 3 stars
7/09/00 Chris I thought the movie was gonna suck but it turned out to be bitchen. Fucking Awesome 5 stars
7/09/00 Darren Shea Hit and miss, but like many parodies, there are so many jokes that a good number do work. 3 stars
7/08/00 Marcusi If you saw the preview you got the good stuff. It reeks. 1 stars
7/08/00 "Persnickety" fucking hilarious,,,right on boner baby! 5 stars
7/08/00 BonerBaby funny as hell....(PEOPLE DIE CALMLY WHEN THEY DROWN!!!!!) 5 stars
7/08/00 Jason Kallelis Wow, even this year's parodies aren't up to snuff. Go see Chicken Run instead. 2 stars
7/07/00 Captain Highcrime I think my rating says it all: Sucks All Ass--literally. 1 stars
11/07/99 Randy Meeks Saw it at a test screening, & it was typical hit-miss stuff from the 2nd generation Wayans 3 stars
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