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Coyote Ugly
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by Rob Gonsalves

"Movie cute; won't shake your foundations, but pleasant enough."
4 stars

Critics are often too harsh on movies like 'Coyote Ugly,' a harmless enough trifle.

There are worse ways to spend 94 minutes on a humid August afternoon than sitting in an air-conditioned theater watching several attractive women writhe and giggle their way through a mechanical confection. Some have said it's not bad enough, and that's certainly true; it's not so-bad-it's-good, and it's not so-good-it's-surprising, either. I equate it to last year's Deep Blue Sea, another late-summer cheese-fest that did its job for me exactly as long as it lasted, but not beyond that.

Some of the disappointment centers on the revelation that Coyote Ugly is not particularly sleazy (yes, it's rated PG-13, which means the women can wear wet, clinging, tight tops that almost render full nudity redundant anyway, but they keep those clothes on). It's actually kind of sweet and goofy, and part of the reason is Piper Perabo, a likable, frisky presence with a warm smile -- a Denise Richards who can act. Perabo plays the heroine, Violet Sanford, who moves from New Jersey to New York in pursuit of songwriting dreams; she just wants to write songs, though, because even though she has a lovely voice, stage fright smacks her down whenever she actually has someone looking at her while she sings her own compositions.

New York smacks her down, too; Violet bumps against the city's freezing disinterest in struggling young musicians (one music-publishing receptionist is played by Ellen Cleghorne, too little seen lately, who brings such snap to her rejection of Violet that she seems to speak with the voice of New York). So Violet stumbles across a job -- at Coyote Ugly, the notorious East Village joint where the sultry barkeeps dance on the bar when they're not setting it on fire (and sometimes when they are). Bar owner Lil (Maria Bello in an entertainingly direct performance) sizes up Violet and hires her because she "looks like a kindergarten teacher." Violet soon takes her place among the other coyotes -- friendly blond Cammie (Izabella Miko), bitchy Rachel (Bridget Moynahan) -- and is rechristened "Jersey," or "Jersey Nun" (don't ask).

The script is credited to Gina Wendkos, who also wrote a 1992 Jami Gertz vehicle called Jersey Girl; write what you know, I guess. What Wendkos knows is mostly borrowed plot elements: the disapproving dad (John Goodman invests his role with far more comic dignity than was probably on the page), the sensitive boyfriend Kevin (Adam Garcia, who has an easy rapport with Perabo), the back-home best friend (Melanie Lynskey, once again bringing soft warmth to whatever she does), the hard-ass boss with a well-hidden heart of gold. Still, the cast fleshes out the clichés exuberantly and with little irony, which is something of a relief.

Coyote Ugly has a jostling good humor about it. If you find Violet likable, you won't mind the ridiculous fairy-tale ending; "You won't be validated," a sneering receptionist had told Violet earlier, but she gets validated, and how. The producer, Jerry Bruckheimer, gets some validation, too; after a long run of terrible movies, produced solo or with his late partner Don Simpson, he has made two films this summer I actually kinda liked -- this one and Gone in 60 Seconds. Both are essentially remakes of past Bruckheimer hits -- Coyote Ugly shares more than a little with Flashdance -- but somehow they're better remakes.

I'd rather see Bruckheimer remake his own bad movies well than have him remake good movies badly.

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originally posted: 01/25/07 23:46:00
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User Comments

3/15/14 who well said. pathetic movie that insults both men and women, assuming everyone is too stupid 1 stars
4/04/10 art THIS film is PATHETIC!,JUST like new jersey! 1 stars
5/11/09 Cody Fantastic movie. 5 stars
5/01/09 hannah omg this reviewer is an idiot! adam garcia is AUSTRALIAN douche bag! get ur facts right!! 3 stars
10/04/08 leeyoonkyoung Nose bedspread reel writing ruth loop countlessly, it saw. It is a movie of true top! 5 stars
9/04/08 Rachel I should be saying this is terrible, but I can't help but kinda loving this one. 4 stars
8/02/08 conch tangco omg im addictive to it its the best 5 stars
4/03/07 David Pollastrini Piper Perabo is hot in this! 3 stars
1/26/07 Tamara Leonard I loved the movie to own it.. Have watched countless times. 5 stars
11/28/06 amanda FANTASTIC movie! by far one of my favorites. 5 stars
8/13/06 Ari Horrible Movie 1 stars
5/25/06 Michele fun 4 stars
8/26/05 ES Women act like sluts to sell booze and survive in a man's world and that's awesome? 2 stars
7/06/05 gothboy02 great i like the chick /main 4 stars
6/07/05 y2mckay Why is it that all the "Awesome" comments are from women? Are you really all that stupid? 1 stars
12/09/04 Jason Kaul Royal crap. Wearing a crown of shit and all. But it made a ton of money 1 stars
7/17/04 legend Had low expectations but was pleasantly surprised by such a decent film. 4 stars
7/06/04 Sammi Hella awesome movie...loved everything about it! 5 stars
6/18/04 Denise Duspiva Fun 5 stars
5/27/04 cfdfsdfsd cool 5 stars
5/06/04 wylene Boring story line 1 stars
4/14/04 Veronica Ramirez It's a pretty good movie 5 stars
4/09/04 Michelle Good songs, good story, good actors, the movie was gr8! 5 stars
3/02/04 Blondy i loved it!! wanna move 2 new york now + become a coyote :) 5 stars
2/13/04 I Would Go and get some real porn you wimps 1 stars
1/19/04 michel Will be remembered as a cult classic in the "so bad it's hilarious" category 4 stars
10/20/03 Hayley M IT is the best film i have ever seen. ITs wicked.And jack whoever you are it is COOOOOOL! 5 stars
6/23/03 Gemma kavanagh I thought it was wicked 5 stars
4/28/03 jeffrey amon this movie is great!!!! 5 stars
4/04/03 Jack Bourbon May I have your attention: WHERE WERE THE TITS? 2 stars
3/05/03 Robert Cooley if you miss this, you will live 3 stars
1/28/03 Pinkline Jones Don't watch this film if you're contemplating suicide 1 stars
7/24/02 palaboy101 I was expecting this to be UGLY but it AIN'T! 4 stars
5/22/02 Janx Besides Goodman, nobody in this movie can act worth a damn! No nudity either. Pure Shit 1 stars
5/14/02 Blake This movie deserves a 10 out of 10, it was so great. 5 stars
4/02/02 toya movie was great had a message tellin that u can do ne thing when u achive n go for it. 5 stars
4/01/02 Vitality1 Whoa! This movie has more bad acting than a Dawson's Creek episode!! 1 stars
3/24/02 Veronica Foxx (The Raven-Haired Temptress) This movies only objective: make teen boys hard; con teen girls out of $ w/ B.S. storyline 1 stars
2/27/02 Alan Smithee Nothing but a wanna-be T&A film for teenage boys. Hot chicks though......... 1 stars
2/13/02 Bob Marley never seen it 5 stars
2/01/02 trtrrt rtertrt 5 stars
1/21/02 Spencer Lent I thought it was going to be dumb but it was pretty good. 4 stars
12/03/01 Andrew Carden My IQ Dropped 50 Points After Watching This Mindless Crap. 1 stars
12/01/01 Mr Math I'm dumber for having seen it. 1 stars
11/25/01 the Grinch "..both ways. Which is I'm sure what they made the original screenwriter "Ha! Oz, u r KING! 1 stars
11/24/01 Senor Pescolido Really really generic and bad. At least if you're going to tease, show some skin. 2 stars
8/18/01 Dr. Thompson A textbook example of why american women suck 1 stars
8/12/01 Ken Like a really shitty TV movie, but rated R. 1 stars
8/02/01 Chris K. Sex films are dead! And COYOTE UGLY is one of those "bad sex films" 1 stars
7/29/01 Jennifer Gaissert It's not Shakespeare, but it's cute 3 stars
7/28/01 yop l 5 stars
7/16/01 Elvisfan All plot points are in the form of brick walls falling on innocent viewers 1 stars
5/11/01 Chris The DVD has a montage of the best scenes - it lasts a little over a minute! 1 stars
4/23/01 *~Danielle*Ophelia~* (formerly KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi) I'm a bartender, and if I were to pull some of these hijinks I'd be SO out on my arse... 3 stars
4/20/01 i love movies SHOWGIRLS without the jiggly! how bad can it get? 1 stars
4/15/01 Tam Cute, entertaining film with amazing bar scenes but a predictable plot. Kevin is sooo sexy! 4 stars
4/02/01 AgentDS It's entertaining and the soundtrack rocks! It's a really long video. 4 stars
3/08/01 Jake Yeah, a gem of a film. Not! 1 stars
2/15/01 Kasha I've already seen it twelve times and still love it. 5 stars
1/28/01 Nic Overall, just a great movie. I'd watch it again and again! 5 stars
1/22/01 The Bomb 69 mildly entertaining, except when she sang, ewwww!!!! 3 stars
12/07/00 Jon Wendt It's terrible 1 stars
11/27/00 Cristopher Revilla want tits and ass, get a porno, want musical, get west side story, but don't get this shit 1 stars
11/21/00 Kim I loved this movie, it was cute and innocent and definately worth buying 5 stars
9/05/00 Boy In The Designer Bubble Saw this flick with a chick. She hated it. 2 stars
8/22/00 Jon Wendt Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen 1 stars
8/13/00 TimmyToday PG-13! Not enough, 1 stars
8/09/00 KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi If you're simply looking to kill a couple of hours, this is the way to do it... 3 stars
8/09/00 Poetcdh Good music, good looking stars-what's not to like 5 stars
8/09/00 PJ I volunteer this as the worst film of 2000, even worse than Battlefield Earth, suckarama!!! 1 stars
8/08/00 Manda The entire theatre was clapping and laughing with the movie. I'm going to buy this one. 5 stars
8/07/00 ibspoof As a guy I enjoyed it. 4 stars
8/07/00 Heather Keith script is rough, but very well acted 4 stars
8/06/00 **~**Persnickety**~** ok pretty lame, you can call every shot in this one 2 stars
8/06/00 bobbuttons goodman good, piper hot, tyra not. better than expected 4 stars
8/06/00 Cam A bar and hot as hell chicks wearing tighter than hell clothing. Mushy subplot for the g/f 5 stars
8/06/00 The Rock Better than the other releases...a real surprise 4 stars
8/06/00 silas without seeing this movie you'll notice that its unoriginal and proprietary(sp?) bullshit 1 stars
8/06/00 bullit17 Formulaic and not very original. But still entertaining and VERY easy on the eyes 4 stars
8/05/00 clark move over Natalie, here comes PIPER! 5 stars
8/04/00 Pub Crawler Total shallow boring poorly-made poorly-acted not even any nudity. soft core bullshit 1 stars
8/03/00 TimmyToday And I quote: "Less artsy more fartsy." 2 stars
8/02/00 Jokko Coyote Stupid. Tyra has 2 mins. of screen time, BTW. John Goodman is quite good. 2 stars
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  04-Aug-2000 (PG-13)
  DVD: 07-Jun-2005


  01-Jan-2001 (M)

Directed by
  David McNally

Written by
  Gina Wendkos
  Kevin Smith

  Piper Perabo
  Adam Alexi-Malle
  Tyra Banks
  Maria Bello
  Adam Garcia

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