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12/16/18 Ajp wales Seemed old in 2001. 3/24/18 morris campbell good makeup & production design thats about it 8/24/15 David Hollingsworth Complete waste of time and money! 7/25/14 FireWithFire Tim Burton's Smug,Anti-White,Politically Correct,Preachy version.And badly made. 11/26/11 AEB The music is good, the characters and story are disappointingly bland. 8/02/11 Cliff Far behind the original in every way except visual appeal. And the ending made no sense. 6/09/11 Silkworm Shit sandwich remake 4/12/09 Dane Youssef A totally forgettable and unremarkable film. Not worth the time and effort. No blockbuster 12/04/08 Shaun Wallner Great story! 6/22/08 Ben Affleck Sweet...I've finally found an actor worse than me...Marky Mark Wahlberg...horray!!!! 5/23/08 PAUL SHORTT UNIMAGINATIVE FARE, GENERIC AND HUMOURLESS HERO, BANAL VILLAIN 6/15/07 Vincent Ebriega Inept and very average, compared to what Tim Burton can acheive with his hands. 2.5/5. 2/03/07 Vip Ebriega Good film, but Burton would have done a better ending for this. 9/03/06 David Pollastrini Great Make-up. 7/10/06 David Cohen The ape make-up was good. If they had only spent some $ on the script 1/22/06 Quigley I loved it as a kid but now it seemed to lose its touch. tim roth was awesome, though 12/02/05 cr a ok remake with cool visual effects and better story,but little bit overdone and a bad end 8/12/05 ES Never have I seen the awesomness of a movie so utterly destroyed by its ending 8/05/05 Zack More faithful to the original book. 5/27/05 Jake enjoyable sometimes but the ending SUCKED! 3/12/05 Alice Colwell stupid 2/19/05 Alice Colwell :( 2/04/05 Lucas Worst remake ever. Incomprehensible. 10/27/04 Daveman Burton's visuals are dazzling, but the film never amounts to anything above mere competence 9/03/04 T.B. It like the orignal 8/19/04 DM Where's Charlton Heston when you need him? 5/30/04 Frazier Terrible re-make with poor acting and lack of good storyline 5/13/04 tatum Burton could not direct an action scene to save his life 4/30/04 Read it, Seen it, Done it Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!! 4/12/04 Vince Useless, crappy remake. A waste of Burton's talent. 3/29/04 Whadisay? No subtley, no class, no reason to watch 3/16/04 hep Bad remake, not a shade on the original 2/01/04 I Would Even for the typically style-over-content Burton, this is a beautiful looking piece of shit 1/10/04 Matt R i saw it when it came out and well this is one movie that dosent stand up to time,woo nickD 12/26/03 Genius Not so dreadful...but waay behind the ORIGINAL! 12/17/03 john great ape make up can't save this boring turkey - watch the oreiginal folks! 12/08/03 Samuel Not even close to the origional, but still a decent film... 6/08/03 The Chronic Does Hollywood need some friggin' ideas?! I need a job man! 4/04/03 Jack Bourbon Tim Burton: on crack, maybe? *Sniffle* 3/03/03 Jack Sommersby Unimaginative and uninvolving. Poor direction, sodden star perf by Wahlberg. 2/18/03 Pinkline Jones Bonham-Carter's best work since Barbarella 2/08/03 Evil Bob FUCK THE PLANET!!! THIS MOVIE SUCKS DICK!!! 12/10/02 Roddy fangirl Roddy is sorely missed, what crap! 12/06/02 Kyle Not bad. But the only thing better than the original is the make-up :) 8/19/02 jurassiraptor Way overhyped. Bad acting, bad characters, bad story, and plotholes galore. 7/28/02 Piz unless you're like 80 years old, you'll like it better than the original 7/11/02 Film Dude Shits all over the original. 6/01/02 Chris You could rent the oringal or see this, it dones't really matter. 3/31/02 KMG This movie could've been so much more...unfortunately it tanked big time 3/28/02 NeuroManson Get your filthy hands off my movie, you damnned dirty human!!! 2/24/02 Butterbean Burton never disappoints as a director. Brilliant costumes and makeup 2/23/02 Kent Visually appealing but a disappointing story - too many coincidences and twists. 2/23/02 Jenny Tullwartz Forgettable - better than MATRIX is best I can say of it 2/22/02 Beyonder Mark Wahlberg did not finish its puberty, how could he save the humanity? coul 2/20/02 Xaver Read the book. You'll be more entertained. 2/02/02 Del When the native humans started talking, this movie started sucking 1/21/02 Soap Lando Dull Humans, all of them - The APES had good reason to exterminate them ! 1/08/02 Joe Good enough to keep me from getting up to go to the washroom a couple of times 1/08/02 Spyguy2 Major disappointment ... from Burton just makes it worse- fails completely on all levels 1/01/02 slipperyK andrew your a moron, thats why it's called a...remake 1/01/02 Mr. Hat (formerly Joe Zappa) It still sends a great message, but the new ending made NO sense! 12/12/01 Chris K. OK film. Tries to ape (pun intended) the original 1968 film, but fails as average remake. 12/09/01 Eric Planet of the Apes is exciting, fast-paced, and fun. Best summer film in years. 12/04/01 Monday Morning I hated that touchy-feely girl ape who had a crush on Marky Mark. 11/29/01 Andrew Carden Such A Rip-Off Of The Original, It Comes Off As Just Impossible 2 Watch. 11/27/01 sdfr noisy, flashy and hollow remake of the beloved classic. Tim Roth rocks tho. 11/08/01 Button Dark, violent, dull, and did I mention dark - literally? 10/30/01 Sumixam Better than I expected, Apes seemed very real too 10/17/01 I love movies solid remake, it's a lot of fun 10/08/01 marzio arigoni@rtsi.ch good visual show, not the main male actor 10/04/01 Mark Conway needed someone like george clooney in it to make it more appealing 10/01/01 MoVeR what? it was the BEST film i swear except for the ending which was a bit cruel but still.. 9/30/01 Phoenix The best plotted and acted blockbuster in a while. It exceeds the original at every turn. 9/30/01 Evil Bitchwoman crap crap crap crap crap 9/16/01 Bri It was okay, but needed Estella on all fours! 9/16/01 Rebecca whalberg What a delightfull movie! Can't wait until the sequal! 9/08/01 Stranded on the Island Burton's worst, this has a terrible script, huge plot holes. Don't wast $8.50, rent it! 9/06/01 Jim Those damn dirty apes! Who let them write the screenplay? 9/05/01 I love movies exciting, funny, intriguing, and smart! It actually had a story! 9/03/01 the Grinch A movie that needed an update like Marky Mark needs another lead role... 9/02/01 Steve The ending makes no sense, the acting was horrible. So bad it's almost funny. 8/31/01 G-flat What the hell was that ending? Make any sense, no not at all. Look at the time dial. 8/31/01 Butterbean Leave it to Tim Burton to give us outstanding visuals. 8/29/01 viking Come on, it wasn't all that bad. At least it had more story than "Final Fantasy" 8/28/01 Jim Renwick Not worth it. Definitely a Video rental 8/28/01 Michael Flynn Not good, not bad. Stick with the original. 8/28/01 Bueller Not bad. Except during that damn dirty Heston scene, I wanted to throw stuff at the screen. 8/27/01 Al Not up to the original! 8/26/01 spaceworm When he discovers the old ship, I murmured "ahhh, cool." Then it got shitty fast. 8/26/01 Omniscient Genius Relentless grunting fiasco, pathetic dialog, no monkey sex 8/26/01 Paul Westcott Pure fantasy trash; more entertainment can be gained by reading the side of a cereal box. 8/25/01 kharisma campy, cliche, predictable, spend your money elsewhere... 8/21/01 Matthew Bartley Enjoyable but not very Burton-esque 8/20/01 P.Rodriguez I dunno what sum of U ppl r on. This movie was a fine modern adaptation of the classic. OK? 8/19/01 saMas Estella Warren.....Yumm!! 8/16/01 Dakamus Helana Bonham Carter makes one fugly monkey. 8/15/01 Eric Pretty good story line. We know theres going to be a sequel because of the end. 8/15/01 Erin are critics actually seeing this film one guy said the remake was better then the original 8/15/01 ray thanks for explaining (sort of) the confusing ending that no one understood. 8/15/01 Belinda Just forget it. Dont waste your money 8/14/01 Bruce I enjoyed the film, but not the ending 8/14/01 Alator Not what I expected but not saying it better than the original is wrong. 8/14/01 Josef Goebbels the worst movie of the year. And what's with that angry ape gruntin' n' groanin' so much!!! 8/14/01 onesmartcookie good movie 8/14/01 AngryhippyXer I liked it. It's an action movie it's not suppose to have a lot of deep thinking dialogue 8/13/01 Bueller Good movie. Now, can someone tell me why the hell that damn dirty Heston was in this flick? 8/12/01 bullit17 A bit too predictable for Tim Burton, but still pretty cool 8/12/01 Kevin C. Not enough action and story detail. Though the apes made for a spectacular showing. 8/11/01 astrotart the visuals had me going but the story and muffled voices under ape masks were mostly lame. 8/10/01 John Mallon Needs to be renamed Planet of the Inplausable. Saved only by the visuals. 8/10/01 SJKelley Somehow it just doesn't work. Burton's fault, all Burton's fault. 8/09/01 Girl 9 Walberg isn't great, but Burton's vision more than makes up for that. 8/09/01 rich cirivilleri nice shots of monument valley. verry pretty. the movie? pure garbage on every level. 8/08/01 clasina probably burton's worse film? this is frankenweinie poop! 8/08/01 pinkbutterfly79 not bad, i thought it was entertaining 8/08/01 C Rinehart Movie was good until the ending -stupid, stupid wrecked the movie for me 8/07/01 Louise Wagner This movie was disgrace in the shadow of the original. It was totally tongue in cheek 8/07/01 Randy Nicolosi Beautifully filmed crappy sci-fi action story! 8/07/01 jOhn Morse Love Tim Burton's work visually, writers blew it. Very disappointed 8/07/01 palaboy pretty decent effort from Tim Burton, the writers failed miserably though... 8/07/01 Bobbie Pemberton Where did the horses come from? 8/07/01 Steven M. Crabtree Definitely Tim Burton's worst effort. An empty shell without soul or substance 8/07/01 Joe D. Surprisingly good, but 'over the top' in spots. 8/06/01 ted v. the movie should have been good, but the very BAD ending mixed it all up! Lincoln, an APE?? 8/06/01 garrick painful, trite, with the ending of a completely different movie. 8/06/01 Piz plot holes but very well presented and pictured..fun movie but tough ending 8/06/01 jan christopherson crap 8/06/01 Barry Not Bad, But very slow to develop 8/06/01 bobtesch@earthlink.net Better than expected 8/06/01 Raiven Tim Roth and Rick Baker are geniuses. The writers should kneel at Rod Serlings grave. 8/05/01 Movie Fan Started badly, got worse, then died. 8/05/01 cheri worst movie since pulp fiction - waist of time and money 8/05/01 Chris Rippel and Kathy Mitchum Dark ironic endings can be beautiful, but only when they make sense. 8/05/01 E-Funk Not Burton's finest outing, but those apes are so fucking fun to watch! 8/05/01 Amy I loved the movie. Mark was Fantastic. He played the role given.The script sucked. 8/05/01 Amy I loved the movie. Mark was Fantastic. He played the role given.The script sucked. 8/05/01 rainyday Entertaining....and isn't that what it's all about folks? 8/05/01 Can I have a refund? Marky Mark Suckie Sucks 8/05/01 derek deems a bad action movie with a neat twist to the ending . . . marky mark had no character 8/04/01 Roy Smith Really good! Estella inspired some damn dirty thoughts! 8/04/01 Studmaster It was so bad that I crapped in my pants and barfed at the same time! 8/04/01 Linda I enjoyed the movie. There was no chemistry with Wahlberg. Special effects super! 8/04/01 Deborah Pike-Thomas Excuse me, where did the horses come from?? And the ending -- WTF?? 8/03/01 Kevin goodmovieoverall,ididntgetbored...awesomeeffects.endingmakesnosenseifyouhaveabrain...rentit 8/03/01 Mark M I liked it Ok, especially the part where herides on the beach, sees the statue of Liberty 8/03/01 Cory Hey - it was FUN. It's a FUN movie... (key word - movie!) 8/03/01 chaz1066 I think this is a great movie as it is not just a re-hash of the original. Loved it! 8/03/01 Mortis I was caught like a monkey with its hand in the cookie jar! 8/03/01 Joe D awesome 8/02/01 Mr. X The effects were special but the ending was not. 8/02/01 ntwrage not too good 8/02/01 puckfreak Lame, totally formulaic(sp?), gaping plot holes 8/02/01 Axe_Murderer At last after major dissapointments (tomb raide,FF,JP3,) there is something i can look upto 8/01/01 Wendy e Tripp i loved it!!!!!! saw it yesterday and TODAY!!! 8/01/01 Ricky The first one really sucked. And this one was better than the first, but not by much. 8/01/01 Satogy I enjoyed it .. entertaining great movie, but if expecting an art flick.. dont go. :) 8/01/01 hunticus imperius A cross between Project X and the Patriot. Complete Garbage. 7/31/01 Tom Poulos Not since the Green Mile & Saving Private Ryan have I enjoyed a movie . Excellent! 7/31/01 frosty Not the best, but definitely worth a look. 7/31/01 Crunchy Frog Estella Warren in a fur bikini! 7/31/01 rainyday This was an entertaining and visually impressive movie....the make-up was great! 7/31/01 Kim Walton terrible...don't waste your time! 7/31/01 Julia sensational fabulous action packed funny creative original 7/31/01 wrob The story blew - tons of baffling inconsistencies. Typical Burton crap. 7/31/01 SOMEONE WITH TASTE A PATHETIC LUMP OF ANAL EXCRETION. AS DUMB AS TOAST. INFINITLY INFERIOR TO ORIGINAL. IDIOTS 7/31/01 Greg O'Neill Very interesting and captivating!! 7/31/01 Joe D People forget about the original! Can't wait for the sequel! 7/31/01 Joe D People forget about the original! Can't wait for the sequel! 7/31/01 David Cool visuals, great quotes from the original film, Tim Roth is a god. 7/31/01 Jaleh Very disappointing. Terrible script, acting, even timing. Missed the whole point of POA. 7/30/01 Louis what the hell is with the ending? 7/30/01 Third Ivan Brainless script,, but entertaining all the same. Think of it as a comic book. 7/30/01 Tha JZA Why, Tim Burton, why?!? All FX and no plot... a lot like JP3! 7/30/01 Dan A predictable. Shitty for a Tim Burton film. not horrible but not even remotely good though. 7/30/01 Darren Shea Weak script, gawd-awful ending, and a wooden Marky Mark = weakest Tim Burton film ever 7/30/01 kev The chimp was the best actor in the movie and shoulda given "thumbs down", not up 7/30/01 The Jeffrey APErham Lincoln--gimme a break--no story--less plot--great FX--there are MUCH better movies 7/30/01 Unanon Entertaining.. great makeup! 7/30/01 Erin Mark walhberg people is no longer longer a pimpin' rapper 7/30/01 Michelle Tim Roth rocks and Estella wields a mean club, man! Nice boobs. 7/30/01 Corie Interesting, kind of creepy 7/30/01 Jester219 VERY predictible, entertaining to an extent, ending was badass, marky mark didnt deliver 7/30/01 Big Stupid The makeup was great - big deal. Go see JP3 instead - it was a lot more fun. 7/30/01 Joel how did the apes travel to earth? 7/30/01 Katherine Perry Walberg, Roth, Clarke and the make up and ape training make this movie a chest thumper! 7/30/01 Dean151_ The ending was Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7/29/01 ntwrage Quit bitching about the ending, it was fine. 7/29/01 shankster Predictable but entertaining. Charlton Heston unwittingly mocks himself! 7/29/01 Krystal overall good- entertaining 7/29/01 Harry Pearson Visually drab. A fascist racist ending. Aside from some hambone performances, not much 7/29/01 Peggy Sue Soon guessed where the apes & people came from but what about the hourses? 7/29/01 John Lyons Pretty good, but the ending sucked 7/29/01 Will I would've liked it a lot but all I remember is the ending and now I'm mad. 7/29/01 Koitus GREAT makeup and set design! The film could have ended 5 minutes earlier, though. . . 7/29/01 Ei Really lame ending setting up a sequel; otherwise a decent flick. 7/29/01 Bob jones It was okay, but the ending doesn't make sense. 7/29/01 BRIAN ENJOYED THE SPECIAL EFFECTS 7/29/01 Jumbolya Entertaining movie, but seriously - what the hell did that ending mean? 7/29/01 Kate Not as legitimately socially conscious as the first ones, but great nonetheless!!!! 7/29/01 Jennifer Gaissert Was this screenplay done during the writer's strike? 7/28/01 brent young i agree; many people are missing the point. burton rules, monkeys are funny -a good flick 7/28/01 Nyartholep many reviewers are missing the point entirely. It's a great flick. 7/28/01 E pretty entertaining 7/28/01 Frode! Absolutly terrible, tired formula and poorly acted. 7/28/01 JFK Much different that original - not afraid to make fun of itself - Charlton Heston rules. 7/28/01 sdfk I wanted more; I got less; Overall worth seeing. More Mark/Helena ape romance please. 7/28/01 Artist Freak Burton's most formulaic plot to date. Terrible script,great visuals,funny jokes at times. 7/28/01 malcolm i was unmoved. awesome music though. pretty cool stunts. 7/28/01 Joe D awesome 7/28/01 mahone A "Plotamatic" effort that doesn't live up to the hype 7/28/01 glory entertaining 7/28/01 MarkyMark Too Think I Made it Through Without Taking Off My Shirt! 7/28/01 zeitgeist not your typical overblown summer blockbuster. confusing? yes. confusional intelligence 7/28/01 da3dAlus Pretty good for a summer movie, but ending left a bad taste. 7/27/01 othree Marky Mark was weak, the storyline sucked, the masks/costumes were awsome! 7/27/01 Joe D Best movie of the summer! 7/27/01 bdf20 Sweet, this film kicks ass 7/27/01 paul Soooo dark,turn on some lights and find a sunny location. I am disappointed . 7/27/01 Theodore L. Green Definately Awesome....Enough refences to original, while totally unexpected 7/27/01 Connor Dueck very entertaining 7/27/01 Brad Mantz Pretty crappy 7/27/01 Perry Ferrel kicks much ass 7/26/01 Sonny Anastos I Went Ape Shit Over This Movie...5 Bananas 7/23/01 Bigtool4U das war gut 7/22/01 michael nicholls its a amazing

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