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Friday the 13th (1980)
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by Chef ADogg

"Oh man, I LOVE horror movies!"
5 stars

Scary movies--aren't they GREAT? It's positively AWESOME when you go see a movie and expect it to be some boring "character-based" crap, but it's actually about lots of people getting KILLED--and in quite the GRUESOME fashion! I LOVE surprises!

I first saw this movie when I was a little kid, and, boy, did it scare the hell out of me. Sean S. Cunningham, who, by the way, is an absolute GENIUS, pulls a double whammy on the audience--first of all, there's the RAW VISCERAL SHOCK of watching people get killed. As if that weren't enough, Cunningham sets the film up in a way that lets you know exactly WHO is going to die at WHAT time. That's right--the lack of surprise is DELIBERATE!!! Cunningham merely wanted to MAXIMIZE the element of DREAD that the viewer feels.

I told you this guy was BRILLIANT!

After the first few murders, you realize that this movie is going to KICK some serious ASS! What you DON'T expect is just how AWESOME the performances are going to be for the film's entirety. Heading up the cast is Kevin Bacon--that's right, KEVIN BACON--giving the first great performance of his career. Watching him, you can really see the sheer AWESOMENESS that would power his performances in films like "Tremors" and "Picture Perfect."

Also doing POWERFUL work is Adrienne King, who has a very NICE haircut and can scream beautifully (the sheer TERROR of her scream reminded me of that time I tried to ANALLY RAPE my MOTHER...*shudder*). Jeannine Taylor and Robbi Morgan, portraying seriously TRAUMATIZED camp counselors, are also very effective in their roles. Their peformances really made me feel that I was right there while all of this was happening!

Now comes the time when we must get a little PHILOSOPHICAL! Don't worry, I'll try to keep this simple enough for all the IDIOTS at home to understand--you should all know by now that I'm not interested in INSULTING you or trying to make you feel like less of a person just because you don't spend all your time nosing through a DICTIONARY! Anyways, the question this film poses is a universal one: Why do we, as a nation, enjoy horror films so much?

Is it becuse we're really, deep down, all just sick PERVERTS, and get off on seeing people murdered? Is it because our lives are hard and tension-filled, and we release that while watching people being BRUTALLY killed? I mean, I know that after a hard day of sitting at home and masturbating, I need something to help me rid myself of this aggression. Perhaps it's just a CRAZY world and horror movies comfort the viewer because, let's face it, they're all EXACTLY the same. The rest of the world may keep changing, but horror movies never do!

Personally, though, I think it's more than that. I'm probably just a pathetic asshole who doesn't get enough sex and the only thing to really get my juices flowing is a shitty movie where hot chicks gets slaughtered for the crime of being more attractive than me.

Well, for whatever reason, this movie ROCKS! Anybody interested in rubber gore and fake blood will NOT be disappointed!

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originally posted: 06/12/00 13:43:16
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User Comments

11/21/19 Frank Reda Jr, I grew up in the time where the music and the movie matched to scare the heck out of ya. 5 stars
10/02/16 morris campbell all the friday the 13th movies are crap 1 stars
12/28/11 David Hollingsworth One of the best gore films of the 80s. 5 stars
6/27/11 art let's not forget APRIL Fool's Day,and my Bloody Valentine!, 1 stars
10/07/10 Jeff Moore Great Review! Made me chortle, completely agree with the points you made. 2 stars
10/02/10 art for the RECORD,the ORIGINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH is the best SLASHER FLICK! 5 stars
9/05/10 art I WAS JOKING when i said i was a fan of friday the 13th! 1 stars
8/23/10 Joseph A bad movie, but for some reason watchable 2 stars
12/26/09 art THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FILM!,and so is PART"S TWO AND THREE 5 stars
10/04/08 blarginbadigalnohif meh 4 stars
4/15/08 art I TAKE IT BACK IT"S FOR THE BIRD"S 1 stars
11/01/07 Total Crap Not the greastest slasher in the genre, but defined many aspects of it. 4 stars
10/24/07 art this is the best slasher movie of all time 5 stars
10/21/07 Jacob Marzzarella that was an ausome movie 5 stars
9/16/07 art this is the best slasher movie of all time 5 stars
8/17/07 Ian scary film, tense foreshadowing +music. Well done. 3 stars
2/05/07 action movie fan just okay horror-way overappreciated though 3 stars
12/02/06 David Pollastrini brilliant, frightening 5 stars
11/22/06 Charles Brailey A very good movie, but not as good as the sequels. This movie sets the stage very well 4 stars
10/20/06 MP Bartley Still carries an impact and unexpectedly creative at times. 4 stars
10/19/06 William Goss It is what it is. 3 stars
10/03/06 Jeremy Davies Not bad, but not great 3 stars
8/08/06 Doreen My fav is Halloween but this comes in 2nd! 4 stars
7/31/06 Jake Seeing an old woman killing teenangers is scarier then Halloween?! Think of the mask alone. 2 stars
7/24/06 David Cohen The least bad of the "Friday the 13th" series 3 stars
4/18/06 Dave So So film which started a brash of sequels that for the most part were worse. 3 stars
1/16/06 Anthony Feor This is terrible 2 stars
11/23/05 cr one my favorite horror movies great kills and gore, a knockout ending 4 stars
10/13/05 Darren O Well directed, scored, and the effects are top notch. Grandaddy of all slaughter flicks 5 stars
9/12/05 Total Crap This movie survives as being scarier than Halloween, plus more blood. Has to be seen. 4 stars
8/23/05 Sugarfoot One of those "Why on earth was this popular" movies. Still it has it's moments. 2 stars
8/22/05 Eden Don't know how it made so many sequels. Watch Halloween instead 1 stars
7/13/05 Brandy Harrington Scary, but for all the wrong reasons. 1 stars
6/30/05 Eddie The original slasher 80's movie 5 stars
6/27/05 R "indrid" and "what?," couldn't have said it better. (although that's 3 words, 'what.') 1 stars
5/26/05 tony A keeper in horror movie wall of fame 5 stars
5/16/05 what? 2 words: Halloween rip-off. 1 stars
4/17/05 Indrid Cold Its influence far outweighs its quality. 2 stars
4/11/05 Phoenix One of the classic horror movies. Often immitated but never duplicated. 5 stars
1/31/05 Jeff Anderson Stood the test of time back then, now EXTREMELY DATED & MOLDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 stars
10/29/04 Vince The landmark of slasher movies 5 stars
10/12/04 kevin watts VERY GOOD,SCARY 4 stars
8/14/04 Anthony G this movie sucks black salty balls all night long! 1 stars
7/22/04 American Slasher Goddess The next review I find changed, that's mine, I'm reporting them to the Site Admin. 5 stars
7/18/04 Benjamin Petrofsky The best Slasher Film anyone can see! Better that "Halloween" or "Nightmare on Elm St." 5 stars
7/03/04 Samuel i thought mrs. voorhees was a great killer, she did an especially good with kevin bacon 5 stars
6/07/04 Ryan Clark Not as effective as it used to be, and a little slow... but it's very atmospheric and fun. 4 stars
5/16/04 John fairly effective slaher film 3 stars
4/14/04 J Common Jason's mommie sucks at KILLING! 1 stars
4/10/04 valerie hart the first one is not as good as the others coz it lacks interest 3 stars
4/07/04 phoenix The best of all the friday films. Terrific! 5 stars
3/29/04 American Slasher Goddess One of the great slasher movies of the 80's. 5 stars
3/17/04 PAYNE_KillerZ WHAT A SHAME... THIS SHOULD BE REMADE WITH THE NEW JASON (from Freddy VS. Jason)!!!!!!!!!!! 2 stars
2/17/04 Ramey Corny- terrible deaths. Jason was better than his Mommy! 3 stars
2/05/04 c.r Is one of scariest movies in the 1980's and it's gory fun! 4 stars
2/03/04 Chad Foster Awesome 5 stars
1/26/04 Eric Original.A great start to a series that should have stopped 4 movies ago. 4 stars
12/11/03 Captain Spaulding One of my favorite horror movies of all time!! 5 stars
12/11/03 Charlie and the Chocalte FActory Jason's mom was a much better killer!!! 5 stars
11/24/03 homer J. Simpson this was a gruesome good time, but a little slow at times 3 stars
11/08/03 Phoenix Not bad, but very overrated. Why so many sequels????? 3 stars
11/01/03 J This movie really sucks!!!!!! 1 stars
11/01/03 American Slasher Goddess Set the standard for slasher movies. 5 stars
10/16/03 Josh Standlee Boring at times, but thank God it was made because I am a huge Jason Voorhees fan! 3 stars
10/15/03 Erik Van Sant Groundbreaking teen-slash flick. Loved it and some of the many sequels that followed. 5 stars
10/07/03 Double G good movie since this started it all its worth ***** 5 stars
9/16/03 Samuel Justus Good movie, but should have left it at this one! 4 stars
8/30/03 I Would Absolutely saturated with cliches, which I suppose adds to its camp value. 2 stars
7/21/03 Double G It wasn't scary,good, or bad. A Camp Classic 3 stars
7/07/03 Chainsaw Slasher The pioneer of the 80's slasher trend. Long lives Jason 5 stars
6/14/03 Jalophoavbokilova This movie is happening right now. "Kill Her Mommy!" June 13th. 11:57pm. 2 stars
6/13/03 Alice 1 of the first camp horrors ever! Yall should be ashamed to call this crap! 5 stars
6/03/03 Mike Plays the way crap smells after 20 years! 1 stars
5/21/03 Andrew Carden Betsy Palmer Deserved An Oscar Nod. Fun, Original and Scary. 4 stars
4/26/03 Jack Stern It was not scary, and didn't fase me in the slightest. 5 stars
3/29/03 Sugarfoot A Camp Classic:Had me laughing at all the wrong moments!! 2 stars
1/24/03 M.C. Michael Myers taking a shit would be more entertaining than the Jason series 2 stars
1/01/03 Chowie mmmmmmm... 4 stars
12/28/02 Jack Sommersby Kevin Bacon & Jeannine Taylor's sex scene is Hot!!! 3 stars
11/27/02 Kyle Suspensful & scary. And much better than the sequals. 4 stars
10/14/02 Charles Tatum Undistinguished slasher film that got out of hand 3 stars
9/30/02 Michael Carruthers Funniest movie I've ever seen! Aye, its not a comedy? It's meant to horror? Funnier!!! Ahaa 1 stars
8/16/02 Scott Talk about gore. Sweeet beheading. Scary as hell also. 4 stars
8/15/02 Shaun scary 3 stars
8/10/02 Michael Carruthers What a horrible film. 1 stars
8/07/02 Venthor One of the better parts. 5 stars
7/13/02 Graham McDonald Sucks big time , stay the hell away from this piece of crap! 1 stars
6/26/02 Joseph Morgan Haunting 4 stars
6/22/02 Jake You gotta love Besty Palmer in this! "Kill her mommy!" "Kill her" "Kill her....ahhhh!" 2 stars
6/18/02 Brandon A Classic!! This movie will last forever 5 stars
6/02/02 I'm in (L) with a Jedi yes, nice weather we're having.... 1 stars
4/24/02 maximal01 This old bitch can shove a poke through a bed and clean through a man from UNDER IT? Nooo.. 2 stars
4/02/02 Film Guy If I was being stalked by a old lady I would beat her ass 1 stars
3/30/02 Film Dude They didn't know the old lady was a killer, she walked up to them asking for hel. 5 stars
3/22/02 masin wolliams the first one is kinda wooden, #s 2-6 kick all kinds of ass, 6 should have been the end. 4 stars
3/09/02 Chowie the start of a revolution..................... 2 stars
1/15/02 David A. The best of the slasher movies. Adrienne King is very effective in the head-chopping scene. 4 stars
12/16/01 Jake Betsy gets under Kevin Bacon. Strip Monopoly playing teens bite the dust. BILL!! BILL?? 2 stars
11/29/01 Rutt13 not neccesarily a "good" film, but a classic of the genre 4 stars
11/29/01 Mr. Hat (formerly Joe Zappa) EricDSnider's a smart dude. The movie's a classic, but it's a classic for being so stupid. 1 stars
10/25/01 Sthenno This film was this gay then,but now it's funny as hell! Crappy directing. 2 stars
9/28/01 Phoenix It was allright the first time, but why did they make eight sequels. 3 stars
9/25/01 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was good, just fine but... Why did it have to be Jason's mother? 3 stars
9/07/01 darrin perrone the first,the best and the greatest scariest horror of all time 5 stars
8/31/01 The Beyond This movie is one of the greatest.See it uncut if you can! it's great! 5 stars
8/05/01 E-Funk Classic...not great, but demands respect. Does somebody smell Bacon? 5 stars
8/02/01 Chris K. This ripped-off Mario Bava's equaly brilliant TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE (1971) 1 stars
4/21/01 Sar This film barely managed to hold my attention, although it did hold one or two surprises! 4 stars
4/13/01 LiL I've said it before and I'll say it again. Here's a nice piece of shit 2 stars
11/04/00 ???????????? Even though I'm giving this an awesome rating,i still think that it's otal dog shit 5 stars
9/03/00 TIGGER I liked this movie a lot, but I do disagree with Justin, it was just as good as Psycho. 4 stars
8/11/00 Justin The brilliant original. The best slasher movie of all time! Makes Psycho look like SHIT! 5 stars
7/29/00 Alan Excellent. A terrifying horror film that I will never get tired of watching. 5 stars
7/18/00 Terrie Smith First in the series which is not saying much for the ones that followed. So-so. 3 stars
4/30/00 Bender Not the best in the series, but still pretty scary. 4 stars
4/30/00 Gus Van Sant ahh,wonderful shite! 1 stars
4/29/00 Ehh... Don't watch this,OR scream,because they both bit the big one!Watch HALLOWEEN! 1 stars
4/13/00 SwatchDog Standard horror flick, at least Parts 2+3 had colorful characters and better scares 4 stars
4/04/00 Gary Durso im giving it avergae becuase it was a starting point for other horror films 3 stars
4/03/00 Tom Robinson Jason is Awesome 5 stars
3/23/00 David Rogers I heard so much about Jason in these movie that I was disappointed not to see him. 2 stars
3/01/00 Kyle Broflovski THIS is a landmark in horror history??? Ummm...Whyyyyyyyyyyy??? 2 stars
1/17/00 Jedi15 Bad acting, dialogue, & effects. Only good point is Betsy Palmer. Watch SCREAM instead. 2 stars
1/02/00 Dan Bentn Worth a look if only for historical reasons 3 stars
10/04/99 rob Pretty boring and badly acted until the ending. The second one was better. 2 stars
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  09-May-1980 (R)
  DVD: 05-Oct-2004

  02-Jul-1980 (18)

  02-Jul-1980 (R)

Directed by
  Sean S. Cunningham

Written by
  Victor Miller

  Betsy Palmer
  Jeannine Taylor
  Robbi Morgan
  Kevin Bacon
  Harry Crosby

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