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by Rob Gonsalves

"A pure shot from the source."
5 stars

David Lynch’s "Dune." Stanley Kubrick’s "The Shining." Ang Lee’s "Hulk." David Cronenberg’s "The Fly." Francis Coppola’s "Dracula." Spike Jonze’s "Where the Wild Things Are."

These are all big-budget movies, based on popular material, directed by artists who made them a lot stranger and wilder and more idiosyncratic than they actually needed to be. These directors could have delivered bland, lowest-common-denominator adaptations — except that they couldn’t have, because the artist demon inside wouldn’t let them. To this short list we might now add Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, a genuinely odd and sometimes off-putting work of art, folly, and often both at once.

Aronofsky takes the Biblical story of Noah (Russell Crowe) absolutely seriously, though by all accounts he’s not a Christian. He may not believe in it literally, but he believes in it as a story, a parable. A few years back, the legendary cartoonist Robert Crumb published his word-for-word illustration of the Book of Genesis, and while it was an immaculate work of craft, it had very little of Crumb in it. He seemed to take it on entirely as an exercise. Aronofsky does the exact opposite with Noah, though the craft is still impeccable; he fleshes it out as a psychological war between man and his Creator, which is really a war between man and his own poor understanding of the Creator, who cannot be understood.

Noah receives dread-ridden visions of the catastrophe to come: the Creator is going to wipe the slate clean, leaving only two of each animal to survive and multiply, because they, unlike warlike and greedy man, “still live as they lived in the Garden.” The Creator is wrathful on the highest level: Man, created in His own image, has turned out to be His greatest and most destructive failure. Noah, charged with the preservation of the animals, becomes the conduit for the Creator’s loathing of humanity as Noah understands it. Noah comes from the blameless (and lesser-known) bloodline of Seth, the third son of Adam and Eve, but he still bears the weight of original sin. Rather than making all this into a bloodless psychological study of a deluded man, Aronofsky does something more difficult — he literalizes the miracles and madness, so that Noah, like Jesus in Martin Scorsese’s Last Temptation of Christ, comes across as a flawed human tormented by what he thinks the Creator wants from him.

Aided by cinematographer Matthew Libatique, Aronofsky gives Noah’s world a harsh, savage beauty. The Watchers, fallen angels who help Noah build his ark and defend him against the army of the corrupt Tubal-Cain (Ray Winstone), are truly bizarre monstrous creations, covered in rock and mud as punishment for defying the Creator by helping Cain. Noah is a frequently dotty mash-up of fantasy, scripture, environmental activism, and dreamlike cinematic technique. As such, it’s the most fully alive and exciting film out there right now, and quite possibly the year’s first great American movie, or at least one with greatness in it. It feels utterly uncompromised, a pure shot from the source.

Crowe anchors the whole unwieldy thing with a calmness that comes to seem a bit frightening. He almost never even raises his voice; he doesn’t need to. By the time Noah is contemplating murdering his own newborn granddaughters to adhere to what he interprets as the Creator’s plan, he’s essentially lost us, but Crowe hasn’t. The movie is full of moral wrestling like this, as well as king-hell battle scenes and the genuinely horrifying disaster of the great flood itself, which sweeps away the innocent and sinful alike — though who’s innocent and who’s sinful? The society we see that’s judged worthy of extinction isn’t much different from ours — we’re actually worse. Noah might look at what’s become of creation and stab the hell out of those babies. The movie doesn’t quite reconcile Noah’s convictions with the future of mankind, but it doesn’t have to.

It’s a work full of life, splendor, terror, awe, and foolishness — the kind of stubborn art-epic we get once in a blue moon, the sort that makes me feel protective of it, grateful for it.

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User Comments

2/18/18 Langano Unique take on a familiar story. 4 stars
2/13/17 morris campbell good religious movie hopeful not gloomy 4 stars
2/11/17 Horace Blount Fills in some of the gaps in the traditional biblical story 5 stars
7/20/15 Pammie Interesting, sometimes silly 4 stars
5/29/15 Pduvall192 DeMille and Heston are spinning in their graves...a disaster of biblical proportions! 1 stars
5/14/15 Bents Gets extra credit for originality and cinematography 4 stars
11/24/14 DeNitra good 4 stars
11/23/14 zenny Noah = Agent Smith. Think about it 4 stars
10/21/14 Richard Brandt Like a PETA wet dream. 3 stars
10/11/14 mr.mike Better than I expected. 4 stars
7/27/14 Quigley An engrossing and sometimes wondrous fantasy retelling of the Noah story. 4 stars
7/08/14 Mell Solid film, Darren and Crowe appealing to men rather than toddlers(most fiilms) 4 stars
4/12/14 alice how eating animals corrupted mankind. Amen to that ! 5 stars
4/04/14 turner One of the worst movies ever 1 stars
3/31/14 chaz A bible movie that omits or changes everything that's actually in the Bible. 1 stars
3/31/14 gc the j.r. tolkien version of the book of genesis 1 stars
3/30/14 Eric Powerful movie 4 stars
3/29/14 action movie fan noah missed the boat-dull lifeless souless movie 2 stars
3/28/14 jcjs bleak, drab, dark, not one smile, so bad it's laughable...cookie cutter slow bla bla bla 1 stars
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