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Scary Movie 2
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by Matt Mulcahey

"The worst movie of the year....but hey, it's only July"
1 stars

I have just returned from the bottom of the cinematic barrel, and amongst the refuse I found Scary Movie 2.

They’re going to have to invent a term for “bad movie” after this one, because nothing we’ve got right now is a strong enough adjective.

82 minutes long and straining for every one of them, Scary Movie 2 is one of the most blatant, shameful attempts in movie history to cash in. Released barely a year after the original, a crude but extremely funny spoof of the 90s horror renaissance, this follow-up was thrown together with such haste they forgot to include a story.

Scary Movie 2 begins with a parody of the Exorcist (done a decade before with the equally abysmal Repossessed), as teenager Natasha Lyonne (what is this actress, so good in The Slums of Beverly Hills and Woody Allen’s Everyone Says I Love You, doing in this tripe) peeing on the carpet…..for about 15 minutes. That pretty much sums up the level of intelligence Scary Movie 2 aspires to.

Not only is Lyonne shamelessly embarrassed, but I witnessed two things I didn’t think I would ever see: James Wood’s humiliate himself and Andy Richter make a worse movie than Cabin Boy.

This opening, however, has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, but, then again, none of the scattershot spoof attempts seem very connected.

The rest of the story features original cast members Anna Faris (she played the Neve Campbell role), Marlon and Sean Wayans and Regina Hall (hey, didn’t she die in the original?) spending the night at a haunted house a’ la the horrendous horror film The Haunting.

In fact, The Haunting is a remake of The Legend of Hell House. That’s the level of originality of Scary Movie 2: spoofs of remakes.

The film also takes shots at Poltergeist, What Lies Beneath and Final Destination. The original stuck pretty close to the plot of Scream, but this sequel has no plot. It borrows more from non-horror films than horror films, with spoofs of Save the Last Dance, the Nike basketball dribbling adds, Charlie’s Angels and Mission: Impossible II taking up substantial chunks of the already meager running time.

There are so many well-known horror films that have the potential to be mocked, from The Shining to Night of the Living Dead, A Nightmare on Elm Street to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it would have been possible to come up with a few good gags. I guess that’s more than the films seven (yes, I said seven) writers could handle. When the movies target audience is 15-year-old boys, The Exorcist and Poltergeist, two films released before most adolescents were born, also seem odd choices.

What makes the film most painful to watch is this simple truth: no genre makes a bigger thud when it fails than the spoof film. In fact, you could probably count the number of funny spoofs not involving Mel Brooks or Leslie Nielsen on one hand. The laugh-to-Wayan ration for this one is not good.

The few scattered laughs come mainly from goofballs Chris Elliot and former “Mr. Show” star David Cross. The two trade handicapped barbs (Elliot has a deformed hand, Cross is in a wheelchair), which, sadly, is probably one of the least offensive below-the-belt shots the movie takes.

And is it just me or did anyone catch that Chris Elliot modeled his character after the creepy old guy in Poltergeist II. Isn’t the point of a parody that people have seen the movies you’re spoofing? Who the hell remembers Poltergeist II? OK I do, but that old guy really creeped the hell out of me when I saw the movie as a kid, so back off.

It’s also a little disturbing to see Richard Moll, the lovable bailiff Bull on “Night Court,” say motherfucker. It’s like Mister Rodgers giving you the finger after cutting you off in traffic.

Scary Movie 2 continues the downward spiral of Miramax, once the champion of the little-arthouse-film-that-could, now a shamelessly pandering commercial whore. Sure, head Miramax honchos Bob and Harvey Weinstein were behind some bad movies in the 90’s, but they also produced Pulp Fiction, The English Patient, Good Will Hunting, Shakespeare in Love and True Romance.

In the new millennium, they’ve had Down to You, Boys and Girls, Bounce, Dracula 2000 and Reindeer Games.

To the Weinsteins, James Woods and every other talented individual who sold their souls and bowed down to the almighty dollar to appear in this disgrace, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

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originally posted: 07/07/01 18:49:38
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User Comments

2/18/18 Jeff Wilder Atrocious. What's scary is that the following sequels are EVEN WORSE. 1 stars
2/13/17 morris campbell trash one of the worst sequels ever 1 stars
5/28/09 jm Really funny despite it being pointless. 4 stars
4/12/09 Dane Youssef "The Exoricst" is priceless. The rest is almost worthless. What a waste! What a bore! 2 stars
8/29/08 Shaun Wallner Never laughed so hard in my Life!! 5 stars
10/21/07 Beau This was a crack-up! hilariously funny! anna faris was born 2 play this role in all sequels 4 stars
4/18/07 Stevo UK The only thing this movie has more of is more of a reason to leave. 1 stars
12/30/06 michigan4rosebowl this movie is great, and kathleen robertson is so fuckin hot...esp. showin huge cleavage 5 stars
10/03/06 Jeremy Davies stupid, far inferior to Scary Movie 1 2 stars
9/11/06 Wes Barrett?wsbrr@aol.com Where can you get a door knocker as in the movie? 4 stars
8/16/06 Jesus Its called a parody you fucking idiot, and this movie is awful. 1 stars
6/14/06 drydock54321 just love these movies that make fun of other movies 5 stars
5/12/06 Matt Sheehan fucking hilarious 5 stars
4/25/06 Anthony Feor Even if it tried, it would not match the first one 1 stars
4/22/06 Kojo It was so funny I shit my self 5 stars
4/01/06 mike Best of the series! The scrotum door knocker was too funny! 5 stars
3/27/06 Brian Meyer Swing~ and a miss! STIRKE 2!!! 2 stars
3/25/06 chris f way better than scary movie 1 5 stars
12/19/05 tatum It took seven writers to make a movie this unfunny 1 stars
11/28/05 Angus ok 3 stars
11/10/05 J.D. Pittman III Well I'm just the biggest idiot in the world cause it's the best of 3 5 stars
8/18/05 ES The worst sequel of the movie with no sequel. Looking forward to that Prequel too 3 stars
8/04/05 ^podo funny:) but not as good as the first 4 stars
7/19/05 bill its halarios 4 stars
7/15/05 tony WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE! 1 stars
3/16/05 Alice Colwell allright 3 stars
2/24/05 ELI worst of the 3 scary movies. but I think I laughed a few times. That's good enough! 3 stars
12/25/04 Freddy best of the 3 scary movies 5 stars
11/14/04 Samuel Not as good as the origional, but still pretty entertaining. 4 stars
11/08/04 Da Brother that is 1 boring film and the director should be ashamed 1 stars
9/14/04 Monster W. Kung It doesn't get much worse than this. If you think this is good, you're an idiot. 1 stars
8/22/04 Archanist 101 Not as good as "Scary Movie" 5 stars
8/07/04 jmsynth WorthDVD rental for 1stscene+outtakes= funnier then much of the movie. Blame Miramax 3 stars
8/02/04 Anthony G I thought I told yall niggas before, yall niggas cant fuck with me! 1 stars
5/02/04 Me a great film 5 stars
4/27/04 whitey this is about as good as daniel bennisons mum in bed 1 stars
3/23/04 Ken Stryker SNore 1 stars
1/26/04 Chloe Brody This film sucks arse 1 stars
12/29/03 j tg 5 stars
12/09/03 re A GREAT FILM 5 stars
11/26/03 he i liked this film better then the first one 5 stars
10/25/03 Christina its was soooo funny 5 stars
10/17/03 Dirk Diggler Flogging a dead horse 1 stars
10/15/03 Mona Little Used to like it but fuck the series now that they've ruined #3 with usurper Latifah! 1 stars
9/30/03 Redpajammas funny 5 stars
9/28/03 jimmy d i think fuck is a good fucking word! fucking fuck! 4 stars
9/17/03 Samuel Justus Part 3 is gonna be better than either of the first two!! 3 stars
9/11/03 Neil Forster Oh my God, this is the worst film I've ever seen! Avoid at all costs! 1 stars
8/15/03 Red funny 5 stars
8/04/03 punjab a pile of steaming dog shit! 1 stars
8/01/03 Stefan Halka The only funny part was when they made fun of the slow motion "Charlie Angels" martial arts 2 stars
7/07/03 Alice This "movie" sucked big time 1 stars
6/03/03 mee better then the first one 5 stars
5/19/03 Joseph Barale This is the best movie ever made 5 stars
3/12/03 me A GREAT FILM 5 stars
3/11/03 kier lawrence a bit over the top but funny 4 stars
3/10/03 me GREAT 5 stars
12/24/02 Matt Thiel The first film was dumb fun, but the second was shit 1 stars
12/17/02 chris if you like this shit please just kill yourself 1 stars
12/06/02 BAM GREAT 5 stars
11/20/02 chris i didn't think it was possible, but worse than the firts 1 stars
10/06/02 Butterbean The first one was better, but the "I can do it myself" cripple had me rolling! 3 stars
9/13/02 Davie Del top notch pure and utter exellence 5 stars
9/03/02 Stev Terrible 1 stars
8/15/02 JesseL This movie is TOO funny. Anna Faris and Shawn Wayans make it happen. Exorcist spoof great! 5 stars
8/05/02 I Can't Swim In hell, people have to watch this for all eternity, or eat shit. So they chow down.. 1 stars
8/04/02 artemishia soooo unfunny. i didnt even smile through the movie, and i liked the 1st one 1 stars
5/31/02 stud OKAY 5 stars
5/26/02 I'm in (L) with a Jedi mindless entertainment, but i liked it, not as bad as most of the critics said it was 4 stars
5/24/02 Dark Barøn Ugh. 1 stars
5/15/02 Del Sucked my left nut and made the right one jealous! What a piece of shit! 1 stars
5/14/02 Blake This move was just as good as the first one 5 stars
5/10/02 Jade I thought this movie was hilarious except for the cat fight scene. 5 stars
4/28/02 Malcolm Masiero Shit man, gimmie a break, its the same old jokes, a waste of my money 2 stars
4/19/02 Maxx This movie is horrible. I'm not old. I'm 19 years old. 1 stars
4/02/02 Butterbean Better than the first only because of Chris Elliot 4 stars
3/23/02 Elliot .S ScaryMovie 2 is the shit man if u haven't seen it go rent it cause it funny ass heee. 5 stars
3/22/02 JesseL If this isn't funny, you're too old. 5 stars
3/20/02 Michael Platts Excellent 5 stars
3/14/02 hanson needs some more tits and ass 3 stars
3/13/02 Amanda Stucky this movie was very cool 5 stars
3/01/02 Alan Smithee A complete disaster from all angles. 1 stars
2/27/02 hanson the caretaker this is the funniest shit i have ever laid eyes on 5 stars
2/25/02 Hewrd Frost The 1st is better, more cum sprouted. 3 stars
2/23/02 hyper child better then the first 5 stars
2/22/02 tana scary movie 2 was stupid i like 1 5 stars
2/22/02 Copper man Kathleen Robertson should show us her boobs!!!!!! YEAHHH DOUBLE FUNN BAGS 1 stars
2/04/02 david why didn't lester'beetlejuice appeared more 4 stars
1/20/02 manuel "steaks" bartolomeo this movie suck cccoooocccckkkk 1 stars
1/16/02 Chris Funny but not as funny as the 1st one 4 stars
1/15/02 David A. Not as good as the first one. 3 stars
1/11/02 joel fuuny ass hell 5 stars
1/09/02 Spyguy2 As bad and unfunny as the first movie was hilarious 1 stars
1/01/02 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny as the 1st one but still with the crude jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
12/30/01 The Bomb 69 rushed and very average, lots of miss and a little hit 3 stars
11/05/01 ^Elendil^ Why did I waste my money?? 1 stars
10/28/01 RodmansGirl First 30 min. awesome 4 stars
10/19/01 Tam Standard toilet humour. Fine as long as you don't take it too seriously. 4 stars
9/17/01 Mr. Hat Even funnier than the first one. 4 stars
8/23/01 A.G. This movie was hilarious 5 stars
8/22/01 Gaya no better that the first 3 stars
8/21/01 JunkMan I would like to have the subtitles for this movie or in English or Portuguese or Spanish 5 stars
8/19/01 justin boswell first ones better i downloaded it of the internet email me at justinwbother@hotmail.com 2 stars
8/17/01 Obi Wan Was pretty good up until the last 20 minutes. What happned?? 3 stars
8/16/01 Dan A Tori Spelling 2 stars
8/15/01 guy that wants to bone the hot chick in it I thought it was pretty good 4 stars
8/14/01 najib c,hg 5 stars
8/12/01 Cait This is a pretty funny movie! 4 stars
8/12/01 Harpey Scary Movie 2 is an excellent film i deffinately recomend it its great! 5 stars
8/08/01 Genetrik I HATE THIS FUCKING MOVIE - the writers should be in jail forerver for this crap 1 stars
8/07/01 Lord Raymos Rarely funny, mostly stupid. Amazingly bad plot and filming. Tori Spelling. 2 stars
8/06/01 Kyala Was Ok when I was sober, really funny when drunk =) 4 stars
8/06/01 Joe Zappa A lot funnier than the first one. Chris Elliott is too funny!! 4 stars
8/06/01 as kuj what a fucking film u made!!!!!!!!!!! i love it !!!!! 5 stars
8/05/01 badfish Worst piece of dog shit i've ever seen! 1 stars
8/05/01 michael cawthera ha ha mental man 5 stars
8/03/01 Sexey Davey Shortys the man 5 stars
8/02/01 travis inglehart hit this shit 5 stars
7/31/01 WT Funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and hilarious! still laughing! 5 stars
7/31/01 C funny as hell 5 stars
7/31/01 Vixor funny at times- but lots of it was not funny at all, Scary Movie 1 was much better 2 stars
7/30/01 LoSt BoY Nice movie 4 stars
7/29/01 John Lyons Good movie for the teens. 3 stars
7/29/01 AlCoholic Jedi Worth renting (maybe) 3 stars
7/28/01 dukefanatic30 i have never laughed so hard in my life 5 stars
7/26/01 King Jackass As good as the first, and as nasty too. 4 stars
7/25/01 Paul Was not worth paying $7.00 for but had 1 or 2 funny parts 2 stars
7/23/01 Mike M. sweet 5 stars
7/23/01 anthony its real funny 5 stars
7/20/01 fdfg Too bad and too fucking short 1 stars
7/18/01 Jim Kidd There were some funny parts to it, but unless you can get in free, i would waste your money 2 stars
7/18/01 Bohb I didn't think a movie could both suck AND blow at the same time. 1 stars
7/18/01 Tired Hard to believe the same people made this shitty sequel. 1 stars
7/18/01 malcolm funny in spots; pretty dumb overall 2 stars
7/14/01 Rampage first Scary Movie was funnier, but hey, at least it beat the crap out of Scream 3 3 stars
7/14/01 Chris Funny moments surrounded by boredom. 3 stars
7/12/01 Rude Half Breed I didnt realized one of Wayans brother was retarded as well as being a scriptwriter 1 stars
7/08/01 James Had only a few elements of a "movie" and none of a film. The first was better. 2 stars
7/07/01 John Lyons Got tired of the lame bathroom humor. been there, done that. 3 stars
7/07/01 vampyre9mm It took seven people to write this movie??? 3 stars
7/05/01 joh Quit Whining! it was really funny! 5 stars
7/05/01 Roy Smith Sperm, shit, vomit, and oiss - in the first 5 minutes - Leave your kids at home!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 stars
7/04/01 Jeff It was aiiiight 4 stars
5/08/01 Mackey I was watching "Scary Movie 2" with my sister,and she fell asleep! Need more...? 2 stars
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