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1.6

Awesome: 10%
Worth A Look: 0%
Just Average: 5%
Pretty Crappy: 10%
Sucks75%

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Bloody Murder
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by Charles Tatum

"Bloody Mundane"
1 stars

Hold on to your hats...a chainsaw wielding, hockey mask wearing murderer is on the loose at a summer camp, taking nubile young counselors one by one until the final showdown with the virginal heroine...and before you get all misty eyed for the early 1980's, this film was released in 2000.

After the prerequisite opening murder, where a guy is killed by the aforementioned maniac, skip forward a few years to counselors going to camp to get it set up before the kids get there. Every cliche left over from the 1980's in reintroduced here, and the film makers keep a straight face the entire time. After playing a game of bloody murder, kind of a team tag, and playing a joke on one of the counselors, the new counselors are stalked by an unidentifiable maniac. Red herring suspects also begin to pop up all over the place. There is even an old senile man who comes around corners and scares everyone with premonitions of doom and gloom.

Eventually, the heroine suspects her cabinmate because the cabinmate's father was the one who was murdered in the opening. Julie is sitting at her desk, and imagines her cabinmate (a real cutie, by the way) of doing away with all the supporting cast, then jumps up and announces her conclusion to law enforcement and everyone else standing around. Fine. Except that the victims have all "disappeared," and Julie has no idea they have been murdered, much less knowing the way they were murdered. Of course, the cute cabinmate is not the killer, the film makers just wasted all of their ideas trying to make us think so.

If this review is lacking certain things like character names, that is because I could not remember any. The film is that unmemorable. This is not even as good as the twenty year old films they are trying to copy, and anyone looking for another "Scream" or "Scary Movie" are really going to be disappointed.

The writer must have had this in his desk drawer for twenty years and pulled it out to try and make a little dough. Well, he got my two bucks. I do not recommend this cheap, unsuspenseful junk.

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originally posted: 03/17/03 23:02:04
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User Comments

11/18/09 Josie Cotton is a goddess The characters are dead well before they are murdered 2 stars
11/01/06 cody a cheap ripoff of friday the 13th, but it had couples things about kept it being a bomb! 2 stars
8/08/06 ajhnne i lik it but my cousin is scared but i'm a little 5 stars
6/21/04 silver10 THIS IS CRAP O LICIOUS. 1 stars
6/04/04 Mr. me Boring, Unoriginal, and just plain LAME! 1 stars
4/16/04 Michael Greenwaldt Entertaining! Kind of cheesy, but I wasn't bored. Certainly not as bad as people say. 3 stars
10/06/03 Gary Rips off Friday the 13th completly. even the killer rips off Jason 1 stars
10/06/03 horror_blood WHAT A RIPOFF OF THE FRIDAY THE 13th SERIES!! Can you say, "Lawsuit"!? 1 stars
9/30/03 Samuel Justus A total rip off of the friday the 13th's!! fucking Blew!!! 1 stars
8/14/03 Markus Crap film. Second one alot better 1 stars
7/21/03 MOM ***** 5 stars
6/03/03 Charles Tatum Oh so dumb 1 stars
3/18/03 Jack Sommersby Boring, lifeless horror pic. About as enthralling as a Bible study class. 1 stars
8/06/01 i this sucks 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  12-Sep-2000 (R)
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