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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
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by Ryan Arthur

"The amazing Rando!"
5 stars

I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.

Why is this movie only 75 minutes? *sigh* Oh well. It's the funniest 75 minutes you'll ever see. All they needed was a monkey and this movie would've ruled the box office.

Didn't see this one, did ya? Not many did, thanks to the marketing hacks at Gramercy. S'Ok though. Rent it, because it's damn funny. Based on the television show of the same name, the movie is about Mike (Mike Nelson), who is trapped on a satellite in space with a bunch of robots and is forced to watch cheesy movies as part of a science experiment forced on him by Dr. Clayton Forrester (Trace Beaulieu). This experiment?

This Island Earth, a Universal sci-fi stinkyburger.

To preserve his sanity, Mike and the robots make fun of the movie during the screening, cracking jokes and talking back to the screen, like I do at shitty movies. The results are funny as hell.

Rent it. Or bite me.

Let's slip away under cover of broad afternoon in the biggest car in the county.

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originally posted: 10/05/98 10:41:45
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4/28/09 Dr.Lao Nothing more than a high budget version of the TV show, and This Island Earth is not bad! 3 stars
4/29/07 William Goss Funniest when seated, and yet not as hilarious as certain episodes. 4 stars
8/25/05 ES "there goes a stupid, stupid man' = wish I had seen more of the tv show 4 stars
7/20/05 Kenny I left the iron plugged in when i watched it. And I didn't care!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
4/30/05 DM Funny, but too short and "This Island Earth" really isn't that bad. 4 stars
3/22/05 indrid cold Just an average MST3K episode, meaning it's funnier than most other comedies. 4 stars
2/05/05 Pants Weenieman away! 5 stars
6/16/04 franknutz too bad its shorter than a regular episode and near impossible to get on dvd anymore 5 stars
3/26/04 blue A-FUCKING-MAZING!!! 5 stars
1/21/03 Matt Thiel There are deleted scenes that Universal *ordered* to be cut. We deserve an SE DVD release! 4 stars
1/15/03 mans0n its just like an episode, nothing new here! and "crowes" voice is different which sucks! 3 stars
1/09/03 Ange Faitore The end credits are the BEST! Amazing Rando, that Rando stuff *kills* me! 5 stars
1/07/03 y2mckay "WHOOP DE SHIT" - funniest line. 4 stars
1/06/03 Jon "Thumb the Toad" lyrik *dies laughing* 5 stars
1/06/03 Skeeboarder This is absolutely THE funniest movie ever made! Go see it or get a life! 5 stars
10/14/02 Charles Tatum Honestly, the funniest movie ever made 5 stars
6/19/02 Film Dude Yeah, Mike sucks ass... but the movie is still fucking funny! 5 stars
6/08/02 Kyle I never thought I'd be saying this, but... I agree with Andrew Carden. *Shudders* 5 stars
4/24/02 Mister Char hilarious material, there are too many funny one liners to list .... 5 stars
1/25/02 Seth Berg THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH 5 stars
12/09/01 The Bomb 69 laughed from beginning to end!!! 5 stars
11/22/01 Andrew Carden I Just Love How This Shows All Of These Stupid Movies, It's Great! 5 stars
9/04/01 Butterbean They had funnier TV episodes than this movie. Mike Nelson looks even hotter on big screens 3 stars
8/18/01 Dakamus It's alright, but nothing can stand up to the original episodes with Joel. Mike sucks ass. 3 stars
8/08/01 E-Funk This is a genuinely funny-ass film. MST3K is so well-written and thought out...I loved it. 5 stars
7/09/01 kegs Snazzy!!!!! 5 stars
6/08/01 cinkcool Very Funny. Too bad the series is gone. 5 stars
5/05/01 buck futter buck my futter! 5 stars
4/27/01 Hawkeye "Calling Doctor Jemima...." Rent this movie! You'll laugh yourself silly. 5 stars
4/24/01 J THE cult classic of 1996! 5 stars
2/27/01 Soggy Bottom Boy Didn't stand out from the TV version. 3 stars
2/25/01 jonny bravo weiner man! 5 stars
2/13/01 Karen Of course MST3K's fucking awesome! Brains are optional for most shows -- you need one here! 5 stars
2/13/01 TomServo its way too good 5 stars
2/06/01 Macarthur Student The greatest and saddest victim of bad marketing hacks. 5 stars
2/04/01 Diego Romero That´s not funny Ruth,I was a slave 5 stars
1/31/01 Nellie's mother sucks cocks in hell! great! 5 stars
1/30/01 Big Isil Good fun, different comedy riffing that we all do at home. Too short, though. 4 stars
12/26/00 TomServo too funny 5 stars
3/09/00 David Rogers MST3K ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
8/22/99 Physh You can still taste it weeks after seeing. 5 stars
7/04/99 Thanos6 The only thing funnier than the movie is the TV series. 5 stars
5/20/99 J. Random Hacker I drove hundreds of miles to see this, and it was worth it! You'll laugh your ass off! 5 stars
3/30/99 TIE Girl Hmm...suddenly I have this refreshing mint flavour 5 stars
1/24/99 Scion of Sailor Jupiter If there is a God, there will be a sequle sometime in my life. 5 stars
11/15/98 Lord Of The Dunce Genius. 5 stars
9/27/98 Heather Holder A cult classic! Even if you've never seen the show, you'll like this one! 5 stars
9/25/98 Michael Grote It rocked 5 stars
9/25/98 Pat Flanagan Would have been even better if Gramercy didn't fuck it up. Viva MST3K!! 5 stars
9/25/98 angevines C'mon, bite me, I'm a toaster strudel! But caution, my filling might be hot! 5 stars
9/24/98 ShadowStar Glad I saw it... more gald I didn't travel to Manhattan to see it in a theater. 4 stars
9/22/98 Jason Rosenbaum If you love the show, you'll love the movie. It's pretty much the same. 4 stars
9/21/98 Johny Not in the mood for plot driven films and need some wise ass humor? This is good stuff. 4 stars
9/05/98 bizzy is that a poptart? hahahahhahahhhahahah 4 stars
8/25/98 Mister Whoopee I've never had a girlfriend that didn't hate this thing. Big stars for that, I say! 4 stars
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  19-Apr-1996 (PG-13)
  DVD: 27-May-1998

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