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Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968)
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by Charles Tatum

"An affair to forget"
2 stars

They don't make 'em like this anymore, and that might be a good thing.

McQueen is millionaire Thomas Crown, who hires a bunch of D.B. Cooper look-alikes to knock over a bank and give the money to him. He jets to Geneva with cash in tow, and opens a secret account that he uses to pay off his gang in installments. Fine. Jack Weston plays Erwin, one of the crooks who you just know is going to screw everything up.

The Boston police are stumped, led by the head stumpee detective Eddie Malone (Paul Burke). There are no prints, no one seems to be able to give an accurate description of the gang, and the cops are at a dead end. Enter (almost thirty six minutes into this!) Vicki Anderson (Faye Dunaway). Vicki is stylish, comes off as kind of dumb, and the perfect insurance investigator. She and Malone spend about three minutes deducing Crown is behind the robbery. Vicki is in it for the money, she gets ten percent of the more than two million dollars stolen as her salary. Vicki goes to the extraordinary means of kidnapping Erwin's child in order for him to get a large amount of money and prove he had something to do with the robbery. Vicki also makes herself available to Crown, under the watchful eye of Malone's cronies.

Crown and Vicki fall in love, or is Vicki taking this investigation into some questionable territory? She lays all her cards on the table, telling Crown she is on to him (and literally ON him). Most of the rest of the film consists of this battle of twits, as one tries to outsmart the other. Finally, Crown comes up with the ultimate test for the unflappable Vicki, offering to rob the bank again and see if she will turn him in or not.

This film premiered in 1968, and was the basis for the 1999 remake starring Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo. I, too, premiered in 1968, and felt ancient while witnessing what the fashion and interior design worlds were forcing onto my young mod parents.

McQueen is cool and confident, Dunaway is cool and confident, and the film is cold and aloof. The viewer does not care one iota for these people, and I think the director senses this. Jewison pulls out every cinematic trick available- thank God as a nation we were able to reject the split screen process and recognize it for what it was- stupid. The investment made in these two characters is so minimal, I knew every move they would make. Watching this is like watching an episode of "Columbo." The crime occurs, we know who did it, and we are supposed to be entertained by the process of detecting. In this film, the sexual byplay and tension is supposed to be the entertainment, and it is not. The chess scene is cutesy, the long kiss does not seem that long, and is concluded with another of Jewison's tricks.

"The Windmills of Your Mind" is one of the worst Best Song Academy Award winners ever. It sounded like it was written in a recording studio bathroom while the singer cleared his throat and the orchestra tuned their instruments. Michel Legrand cannot decide if this film is a Hollywood romance from twenty years earlier, or a modern film defying those old conventions. He is all over the map. In the end, Crown's motive for all of this is that he is bored...I know how he feels. I have not seen the remake, but I almost hope it strayed far from its source material.

As Dunaway chokes back a sob at the end, and shows the only emotion in the film, I choked back my popcorn and motioned for the STOP button on the remote.

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4/04/08 zenny very, VERY "of the time". mod flashback, anyone? 2 stars
4/20/07 Rip Good flick. And it was what it set out to be -- Slick, cool and offbeat. 5 stars
2/27/05 mike good 5 stars
1/08/05 Tom Hartman McQueen is terrific, Dunaway overacts as usual, Production Values are great. 5 stars
12/10/03 Agent Sands There are certain rules that great heist movies abide by, & this one follows nary a few. 2 stars
7/04/03 T Peterson The artistic effects (camera/lighting) were revolutionary. The subtext was interesting. 5 stars
4/13/03 M Megraw kept my attention 3 stars
9/16/02 R.W. Welch Okay caper/romance pic; nothing speccial except the catchy score. 3 stars
9/10/02 Charles Tatum Overrated and dull; "Windmills of Your Mind" worst Oscar song ever 2 stars
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  19-Jun-1968 (R)
  DVD: 17-May-2005



Directed by
  Norman Jewison

Written by
  Alan R. Trustman

  Steve McQueen
  Faye Dunaway
  Paul Burke
  Jack Weston
  Biff McGuire
  Yaphet Kotto

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