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Girls Will Be Girls
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by EricDSnider

"Potential and promise, wasted on cheap vulgarity and obvious jokes."
3 stars

"Girls Will be Girls" plays out like a shticky, vulgar sitcom in which the featured characters are bitchy stereotypes. One of them says, "I know my looks are starting to go," and another one replies, "Honey, your looks are home and in bed." That's about how it goes.

The gimmick is that all three female leads are played by men, in rather astoundingly good get-ups. (I honestly thought the main character, Evie, was a woman until I read the cast list.) It's full drag campiness, performed by acid-tongued vixens who, alas, have only one joke in them: Hollywood bitches are funny!

Evie (Jack Plotnick) is an aging B-list actress who drinks like a fish and will have sex with any man she can get her hands on. Her roommate, Coco (Clinton Leupp), bears the brunt of Evie's verbal abuse, but she is oblivious. She only wants to have a baby, and to reconnect with the handsome doctor who performed her abortion so many years ago.

Their lives are disrupted when Varla (Jeffery Roberson) gets off the bus from the Midwest, seeking stardom. She somehow comes to live with Evie and Coco, and Evie is instantly jealous of her potential success. Catty conniving commences from there.

The cartoon-colorful sets are a visual treat, and match well the film's attitude, which is two-dimensional at the most. The jokes are almost vaudevillian: There's a set-up, then a punch line. Varla asks if people are still "discovered" in a certain L.A. spot, and Evie replies, "Yes, but mostly in the men's room, by undercover cops."

There is also a truly hilarious scene from "Asteroid," a bad disaster movie Evie once appeared in but for which she could not seem to learn her lines.

Aside from that and a few scattered chuckles, the film is intent on playing its one note over and over again. It seems like nothing more than one episode of a sitcom -- fine if there are 22 episodes a year, but if this is the only one, shouldn't it be better?

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originally posted: 06/12/03 17:42:26
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OFFICIAL SELECTION: 2003 Sundance Film Festival. For more in the 2003 Sundance Film Festival series, click here.

User Comments

10/20/08 Monster A Go-Go Over the top, non-P.C. laugh-a-minute! I never laughed so hard! LOVE THIS MOVIE! 5 stars
5/16/05 tatum "I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage." 4 stars
9/01/04 sean Incredibly well written incorporating an unexpected full circle, with amusing one-liners 5 stars
11/15/03 Sven Olsen Looked Great, too bad the acting and story sucked. 2 stars
10/30/03 lady fingerz this film is in a genre by itself! Outrageous and scandalously funny! 5 stars
10/23/03 c gregory 4 stars
10/11/03 Graydon Z Loved it 5 stars
9/23/03 Chris Conlee When I read the script, I almost fell out of my chair. Hilarious! 5 stars
3/25/03 Stephanie Courtney Loved this crazy campy dishy fabulous movie. The actors are hilarious! 5 stars
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  10-Oct-2003 (R)
  DVD: 16-Mar-2004



Directed by
  Richard Day

Written by
  Richard Day

  Jack Plotnick
  Clinton Leupp
  Jeffery Roberson
  Dana Gould
  Ron Mathews
  Mark Cirillo

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