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Apache Blood
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by Charles Tatum

"The worst western ever made"
1 stars

This 1975 mess ranks up there (or down there) with the absolute worst films ever made, western or otherwise.

Bold, unimportant narration tells us that Chief Yellow Shirt is hunting down white men because they broke a treaty. He and all three of his braves find a small squad of U.S. soldiers and take after them. Among the soldiers is a mountain man who is attacked by a bear (in the funniest scene in the movie) and left for dead. He eventually gains consciousness and starts fighting off the Indians while trying to catch up with the soldiers. Eventually, both sides are killed down to Yellow Shirt and the mountain man, who now race across the desert and try to outsmart each other and survive wind storms, snakes, and hallucinations of their respective women.

I cannot give too much away from the ending because I am still trying to figure it out. Let me just say it is perhaps the stupidest plot twist of all time, and do not take this as a peaking of your curiosity to go find this thing. The editing seems to have been done with a chainsaw. This is beyond bad, this is so inept you will want to hurl things at the television, whether it be physical objects or your semi-digested lunch. The acting is terrible, the direction seems to have been achieved by my two year old, and the film is padded so heavily to stretch this to an hour and a half, you could use the screenplay as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

How this was made, marketed, dubbed onto video, and found its way to my local video store is a great mystery that may never be answered through the coming ages, but I guarantee you will be hard pressed to watch a more idiotic example of film making. Also known as "Pursuit," this is a waste of time and money.

IMDB says no one in this went on to do anything else in film. This is probably true because if I ever see these people on the streets somewhere, I am demanding my $1.25 rental fee back.

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originally posted: 03/17/03 17:10:07
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8/12/09 gloria ray danton looks and acts terrible 1 stars
7/21/03 Julie Saw this movie some 10 years ago and it has burned into my mind as the ALL TIME WORST movie 1 stars
6/03/03 Charles Tatum The worst western ever 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  01-Jun-1975 (R)

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Directed by
  Tom Quillen

Written by
  Dewitt Lee
  Jack Lee

Cast
  Ray Danton
  Dewitt Lee
  Troy Nabors
  Diane Taylor
  Eva Kovacs
  Jason Clark



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