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Freddy vs. Jason
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by EricDSnider

"Two great tastes that taste great together."
4 stars

Between them, the “Friday the 13th” and “Nightmare on Elm Street” series have produced 17 movies — and “Freddy vs. Jason” is better than all of them.

I say that as a person who has viewed each of those 17 films (my reviews of the "Friday" films are archived on this site) and found little to truly admire. They are, most of them, bad movies. They are seldom suspenseful, the acting and dialogue are uniformly bad, and there is little regard for continuity. (Jason gets cremated in one film, then has his un-cremated body dug up in the next, etc.) I suspect most of the people who enjoy them do so ironically -- they like how bad they are, giggling at the predictability and audacious bloodletting while knowing, in the back of their minds, that it’s all a pretty sorry excuse for a movie.

Personally, I enjoy watching bad horror movies, but I do so knowing they’re bad. I like to make fun of them. I like to laugh at the hair-brained ideas some filmmakers have come up with and thought were good. Culturally, I’m interested in examining how these two merciless personifications of pure evil, Freddy and Jason, have become something like heroes, the demons we love to hate.

And so along comes “Freddy vs. Jason,” fulfilling many dreams of many fan-boys, and probably not disappointing them. Make no mistake, this will not win an Oscar, nor will it convince those who are not fans of the slasher genre to broaden their interests. On the contrary, it wisely seeks only to entertain those who are already interested in a movie about two supernaturally powered serial killers who fight each other. It sticks to its source material, remains loyal to its fan base, and thus succeeds. There is no need to reinvent the wheel when adding a few bells and whistles is enough to make the wheel seem new.

Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund), you will recall, is the pederast who was burned alive years ago by angry parents and who subsequently returned to murder their children in their dreams. Whatever Freddy does to you in a dream, it happens to you for real, which means maybe you wake up with slash marks, or maybe you don’t wake up at all.

At present, the town of Springwood (heh heh) has not been afflicted with Freddy for a while. The grownups have succeeded in getting their children to forget about him, and if no one’s afraid of Freddy, Freddy has no power. (It is the same way with Sean Hannity.) So he resurrects Jason Voorhees (Ken Kirzinger), the silent, hockey-masked killer of the “Friday the 13th” series, and sends him to Springwood to do a little slashy-slashy. Some grisly, unexplained murders will surely get people talking about Freddy again, and that will start the fear a-pumpin’ in the veins of the local teens.

The manner in which Freddy resurrects Jason is amusing. Mr. Krueger appears in Jason’s dream as his mom, telling her boy that he can’t be killed, and that he therefore should stop being dead, arise from hell, and get back to work. We knew Jason was stupid; apparently, he is SO stupid, he got killed only because he forgot getting killed was impossible. A man this dumb, immortal or not, ought to be easy to escape from.

Jason shows up on Elm Street, at the very house where the troubles began in 1984. A ribald, liquor-fueled teen gathering is afoot, featuring the sort of loathsome teens the “Friday” films are known for, the kind who make you glad when Jason shows up and murders them. Among our cast: Lori (Monica Keena), whose boyfriend mysteriously disappeared four years ago, right around the time her mom was killed, possibly by her dad; Kia (Kelly Rowland), who, despite being named after a Korean automobile, is African-American and SASSY!; Heather (Odessa Munroe), a budding alcoholic whose primary goal is to have sex with her boyfriend a lot; her boyfriend, Trey (Jesse Hutch), a Neanderthal who yells at Heather a lot and will therefore be first to die; and Blake, Trey’s friend, sort of a nice guy and interested in Lori.

Some of these people get killed fairly early on, and so later, we have to deal with a whole different set of teens, including Lori’s long-lost boyfriend Will (Jason Ritter), who busts out of the mental institution he’s been in to warn everyone that Freddy might be back -- which of course is just the sort of panic-inspiring word-of-mouth Freddy was hoping for. Nice work, Will.

Freddy’s plan works, and he regains power. The problem? Now Jason won’t leave. He’s an unstoppable killing machine (someone actually uses that phrase), and there’s no way he can stop after just one murder. (It’s the same way with Sean Hannity.)

In one deliciously morbid moment, Freddy is about to kill a girl in her dream, only to have her disappear on him. Why? Because Jason has killed her first, in the real world, while she slept.

First-time writers Mark Swift and Damian Shannon deftly weave the two franchises’ mythologies together; “Freddy vs. Jason” works as a “Nightmare” AND as a “Friday.” Freddy turns dreams into dark, foggy nightmares and makes wicked post-kill quips, and Jason is as fond as ever of crashing parties and finding bold new ways of murdering teens who have just had sex.

There’s a highly entertaining sequence in a cornfield rave party, in which Jason is doused in Everclear then set ablaze. People on fire = funny.

The film’s major fault is in having too much plot, which I suspect is overcompensation for the other 17 installments, which had almost none. Subplots involving Lori’s dead mother and a conspiracy at the local asylum are irrelevant and unhelpful.

But it all builds up to a fever pitch of wicked, macabre action that, directed by Ronny Yu (”Bride of Chucky”), is as ghoulishly funny as it is exciting. The impressive special effects add to the thrill of seeing two horror icons battle it out.

If this isn’t your thing, don’t bother with it. But if you ever saw and enjoyed a Freddy or Jason film, this should be a bloody, grotesque delight.

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User Comments

10/30/16 morris campbell it was a tie but who cares anymore 2 stars
6/23/14 The Big D Who carried whose head off at the end? Be warned, Michael Myers, before starting with Jason 4 stars
8/06/11 art FREDDY mopped up the floor with that mama's boy jason! 3 stars
10/06/10 Charles Manson Do you feel like wolf kabob roth vantage? Gefrannis booj, bear-ramage? 3 stars
9/26/10 art NOT to SPOIL the ending,BUT FREDDy REIGHN"S SUPREME i this FILM! 3 stars
3/30/10 James Awful CGI, bland story, predicatable ending, awful acting (except Englund) 1 stars
3/25/10 art IT WAS FIXED! because this was A FRED KRUGER FILM! 4 stars
3/10/10 Giggles Concept too retarded to ever be anything worth watching. 2 stars
1/25/10 art IT WAS DISSAPOINTING! 1 stars
10/21/09 art WHO CARES? 1 stars
2/20/09 Charlie Interesting Concept. Decent Delivery 4 stars
2/18/09 Total Crap It's what you'd expect. Merging a F13 movie with NoES movie. Loved the gore though. 2 stars
8/14/08 Shaun Wallner Bloody Awesome!!! 5 stars
4/15/08 art WHO CARES? / 1 stars
1/25/08 man lame 1 stars
10/29/07 hank3395 i love seeing 80s slashers pinned together 5 stars
10/02/07 wall dont bother 1 stars
9/17/07 Beau I found it entertaining, it was a well made film, with some framing errors, im now a fan 4 stars
9/14/07 dude avoid 1 stars
6/14/07 Indrid Cold Obviously made for the Freddy/Jason battles and while brief, they don't disappoint. 2 stars
3/22/07 dude I thought it sucked 1 stars
12/27/06 David Pollastrini didn't find it very scary. Liked the concept though. 4 stars
12/20/06 MP Bartley 80s horror cliches should stay in 80s horrors. A total bore. 2 stars
12/04/06 Stanley Thai A decent film. Nothing more, nothing less. 3 stars
9/09/06 Booksworm I've seen better entertainment on a car insurance commercial.Better plots,too 1 stars
6/22/06 The X Fucking gay 2 stars
1/16/06 Anthony Feor Will it ever end 1 stars
12/28/05 chris f great film i loved it 5 stars
12/20/05 miss patience 5 the greatest dang one 5 stars
11/26/05 cr good visual effects, cool lines,and a ok story, acting is hit and miss,not scary but gory 3 stars
11/15/05 Adrian Never has a movie been so much fun. The script, the direction, everything is just perfect. 5 stars
10/13/05 Darren O Does a credible job at finding a plausible way to join the franchises, but that's all 2 stars
8/29/05 Tom Burns My favorite of either of the series by far. A bloody good time. 5 stars
8/23/05 Sugarfoot Watch it high, it'll make you paranoid. Watch it normal it'll make you stupider. 2 stars
8/22/05 ES If you like either of these characters you'll not be disappointed 4 stars
7/22/05 Nick Great Movie 5 stars
7/16/05 Brandy Harrington One of the shittiest movies, ever. 1 stars
6/23/05 Cheif Fight at the end isn't disappointing, but acting, effects, and story sucked. Still Okay tho 3 stars
4/11/05 Phoenix I loved it! Very enjoyable. Final fight scene was awsome. 5 stars
3/11/05 Nick Boyd A bloody mess 1 stars
2/24/05 ELI Good deaths! Acting, script, and everything else sucked though... 2 stars
2/22/05 lol this movie sucks, fuckin' retarded plot. 2 stars
2/11/05 Littlepurch Overly gross but very fun. Final fight very exciting and, i think, well thought-out. 4 stars
1/30/05 New Jersey Rules it's okay, probably. 3 stars
12/24/04 Freddy loved seeing Freddy kick Jason's ass! 5 stars
11/20/04 Zeus come out with a second one 5 stars
11/16/04 Gooey Awesomeness. 5 stars
11/13/04 X $ % & ! It was good. 5 stars
11/07/04 Cridic It wasn't the best film u c the girls in da film shit dem selves and it ain't BITCH. 3 stars
10/15/04 My Opinion Is Better Than Yours I liked it ya fucking douchebag motherfuckers!!!! 5 stars
10/02/04 Daveman I'm with Slasher Goddess on this one, this film sucks ass and so do you Meth Lab. 1 stars
9/27/04 Butter G I'd have to say this movie was plotted well. The last fight sucked. Bad graphics. But okay! 3 stars
9/20/04 Dr Shroud. Fucking ace:especially the fight!!!. 5 stars
9/10/04 jeff this movie is amuzing if ur 12 years old. releasin such movies should be illegal. 1 stars
8/15/04 Dallas Moye Ok, I loved this movie, but I love horror movies in general, except the Village 5 stars
7/31/04 jmsynth UC this film expecting pure fun and thats what you get, with the odd scare+laugh 5 stars
7/25/04 Pure RAGE... I agree 'gyirsGYuiqE'... It's all FUN! 5 stars
7/04/04 Samuel not a bad film at all. if you are a fan of either series, you won't be disappointed. 5 stars
7/01/04 Daveman The sorriest entry into either series although F13th parts V, VI, VII and X come very close 1 stars
7/01/04 American Slasher Goddess Despite some good gore, it's a huge disappointment. 1 stars
6/22/04 Littlepurch Strange but i REALLY liked it!More an action thn a horror and its lightheartd and just fun! 5 stars
6/11/04 DJ ERIC 88 watch this at home in HD and 6.1 dolby - turn up the sub, my shaked - AWESOME! 5 stars
6/07/04 Ryan Clark This film was a lot more fun in the theater, but it's a good return to both series 3 stars
6/04/04 Stab Wounds The best movie Freddy and Jason have done in a while 5 stars
5/30/04 Zierra Langham It was Tight!!!!!! 5 stars
5/27/04 T-Shirt Guy Kickass Shit! 5 stars
5/23/04 Monster W. Kung Way too much time spent on worthless, dumb characters. Average AT BEST, sadly. 3 stars
5/16/04 caleb I liked the part when Freddy came into the real world! 5 stars
5/15/04 Blakers a great film 5 stars
5/14/04 himmy Awesome 5 stars
5/12/04  Shaun Rose two icons I grew up watching battling it out, very pleased with the end result 5 stars
5/10/04 7 Great fun! fuck the idiots who think it sucked 5 stars
5/08/04 Charlene Javier Ho-hum! 3 stars
5/06/04 Ross Answered a lot of questions regarding Jason 4 stars
5/06/04 dead next door first half is kind of boring but the final with our two heros fighting each other is great. 4 stars
4/14/04 J Funny and Gory! All they need is a different ending!!! *** 5 stars
4/11/04 valerie hart its a bit pointless and spoils the theme of the 2 films in but great gory scenes!!!!!!!!!!! 4 stars
4/03/04 J-P Not brilliant, but at least better than I expected. 3 stars
3/28/04 Bill Wilson BORING MOVIE. It sucked! 1 stars
3/27/04 Hoangxuandung Verry Interesting 5 stars
3/24/04 SrM Great popcorn-fun! 5 stars
3/24/04 shaun jackson its the shit 5 stars
3/23/04 Ken Stryker Needs A Better Ending 4 stars
3/21/04 Taylor very good, i think they should have a Freddy VS. Jason 2. because when freddy winks 4 stars
3/15/04 mr mister since jason has freddys head, ill bet i know what he uses freddys mouth for! 5 stars
3/09/04 bsho76 Interesting plot...not scary enough though 3 stars
3/04/04 david warren it was scary but neather one won 5 stars
3/02/04 me great 5 stars
2/28/04 C I think it wasn't scary and I am ten ! 4 stars
2/23/04 tatum A dumb idea turned into an even dumber film 1 stars
2/23/04 Naturezrevenge More of a comedy than a horror. Predictable and puerile harmless popcorn. 3 stars
2/03/04 Agent Sands Surprisingly good script, excellent camerawork, & good acting. 4 stars
1/31/04 mushroom ken kirzingers "Jason" was all wrong bring back Kain 4 stars
1/28/04 J I hope there's a Freddy vs. Jason Round 2 5 stars
1/26/04 Samuel At the end i expected Ashton Kutcher to jump out and scream you got punked! 3 stars
1/21/04 George Hill This is one movie I'll never forget 5 stars
1/16/04 Miguel Ein gutes film! 5 stars
1/15/04 Yo Crazy Movie, Freddy's the best 5 stars
1/14/04 chase starnes cool 5 stars
1/09/04 Joseph Barale One of the best "Nightmare on Elm St" and "Friday the 13 th" movies ever 5 stars
1/06/04 George GGREAATT 5 stars
1/02/04 A F So entertaining. Freddy rules. 5 stars
12/21/03 Ravenheart Tottaly Awesome 5 stars
11/29/03 john much to my surprise - a fun ride and a good film 5 stars
11/15/03 Alice A must for all fans despite the terrible acting blondie 4 stars
11/14/03 Michael Dixon A fun, exciting thrillride of a horror movie! 4 stars
11/10/03 The Velcro Warlock Start will appeal to some, with girl showing boobs&butt; the rest is a muddled mess. 2 stars
10/28/03 sex machine billy-bob keeps to the other films enough to work 4 stars
10/19/03 peck Fantastic brilliant when the sequel coming out 5 stars
10/18/03 dead motherf**ker jason kicked freddys ass! 5 stars
10/17/03 Josh Standlee Eye candy, eye candy! Everywhere I see eye candy! A horror masterpiece! 5 stars
10/06/03 Erik Van Sant Been waiting for this match-up since 1985. I loved every moment of this uber-gory smackdown 5 stars
10/05/03 Fred THIS MOVIE ROCKS!!!! 5 stars
10/04/03 Samuel Justus Cabin Fever kicked its ass! well, hell Dickie Roberts kicked its ass!! 1 stars
9/30/03 Iván Not as good as the old gory stuff but still better than the shit released nowadays 4 stars
9/29/03 jawsboy24 A pussy ass flick!!! Where's the gore? Where are the cool kills? Too tame.You know the rest 1 stars
9/17/03 Bebe Too much blood spoiled the movie, but it seemed funny in some scenes^^ 3 stars
9/17/03 Alex Walton I thought the movie kicked ass 5 stars
9/16/03 Samuel Justus Bunch of Shit!! 1 stars
9/16/03 I Would Huge disappointment, all of the death scenes are ripped off from earlier entries. 1 stars
9/15/03 LoudChris That was fun. I just want to know where Kane Hodder went! 4 stars
9/13/03 Obi Wan Finally Jason shows up at a party and goes to town!! LOL 4 stars
9/06/03 Greg the best movie ever made 5 stars
9/05/03 edward vickers this mpovie is what I have been waiting for!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
9/05/03 Awesomeguy Awesome.... 5 stars
9/04/03 eddie c'mon - freddy fucking rules. enough said. 5 stars
9/03/03 ChanceHead penis that is infested with crabs and AIDS. DO NOT GO NEAR THIS PIECE OF SHIT! 1 stars
9/02/03 George Jung Proof that the movie industry has no respect for us. 1 stars
9/01/03 Gray has more than a few problems but beats jason x 4 stars
8/31/03 Koitus Jason being lit on fire, and "the rods" piercing his body? "Stretched" worse than before! 3 stars
8/30/03 I Would Kiss my ass, John. This film blows like every Friday The 13th film and Elm Street sequal. 2 stars
8/29/03 --- it was funny, but anyone who rates it awesome can go fuck themselves 2 stars
8/29/03 lashuna1028 fake acting, nowhere near scary 2 stars
8/28/03 John It rocks 5 stars
8/27/03 twapayback GOD DAM! (EOM) 5 stars
8/27/03 JJ from da block Freddy vs Jason? Give me Godzilla vs J. Lo's booty 1 stars
8/25/03 chris sweet 5 stars
8/24/03 nick2k the 'battle' was well worth the time sitting thru all those fake boobies. 3 stars
8/24/03 hell ya holy shit...... 5 stars
8/23/03 gladgirlwemadeit erik is dead on,i saw 2thirds fridays and seen all nightmares. good flick for initiated 4 stars
8/23/03 gman Markus, you spell it RETARD with a "D" not RETART, you FUCKING RETARD...good, mindless fun. 5 stars
8/23/03 George Jung Damn, sorry to piss everyone off, but this movie really wasn't that good. 1 stars
8/23/03 Richard D. This movie Rocks! Brutal and messy! Yes! 5 stars
8/22/03 Terrance Rogers Robert Englund is the only one that can play freddy that good 5 stars
8/22/03 hell yeah gets better every time you see it 5 stars
8/21/03 George Jung "Screw you, George Jung!!?" - That's not a question is it ass monkey. 1 stars
8/21/03 Brian i guess i shouldn't have expected so much.... 1 stars
8/21/03 Mickey This shit was more funny than scary. But the fight between the two kicked ass 3 stars
8/20/03 George Jung THE BEST MOVIE EVER for ass monkeys. 1 stars
8/19/03 Obi Wan Suprisingly good...didn't like how it ended for one of the Slashers though. 5 stars
8/19/03 Jack Bourbon Sucks. . . Jason X was much better, and that's a sad statement for FvJ 1 stars
8/19/03 Le'Var Osborne This is one of the best motherf**king movies ever!!!! 5 stars
8/18/03 Jimbo Nice date movie for you and your girl, espically since she will be holding you dick scared. 4 stars
8/18/03 Mike Smith Mandatory watching! 5 stars
8/18/03 john movie kicked ass screw who ever thoguht it was stupid 5 stars
8/18/03 Patherat Film was great JASON rules 4eva 5 stars
8/18/03 Sarah I had high expectations for this movie and wasn't disappointed. Excellent movie! 5 stars
8/18/03 Nick Everything I wanted and expected from this movie was delivered 5 stars
8/17/03 Shaun I've seen it twice and its just as fun 5 stars
8/17/03 Caiphn Suprisingly good. Worth seeing if you've ever had any interest whatsoever in either series. 5 stars
8/17/03 Lord Chu Much, MUCH better than I expected. 5 stars
8/17/03 Michael One Badass Fucking Movie! Beats the Shit out of all recent horror movies. Well worth the $ 5 stars
8/17/03 Renegade Bushido The Fight and kills were awesome, fight could have been longer 4 stars
8/17/03 E Most fun I've had at the movies in a long time. Stupid? Not scary? So fucking what? 5 stars
8/17/03 Reese Witherspoon suckzzzzz Silly, stupid, unfunny, not scary. 1 stars
8/16/03 Jon great 5 stars
8/16/03 KingNeutron Would have liked some 4th-wall humor, they missed a perfect Python quote(just a flesh wound 4 stars
8/16/03 makeyougohmmdotcom As far as sequels go, it makes the cut 4 stars
8/16/03 Kagato The final 5 minutes alone are worth the price. 5 stars
8/16/03 Morally Sound Freddy Vs. Jason = One Kick Ass Horror/Action Film! The Best Of Both Series! 5 stars
8/16/03 hjhj shitty 1 stars
8/16/03 Shaun fun.....fun.......fun......fun........fun 5 stars
8/16/03 Kyle FUCK YES. 4 stars
8/15/03 Mickey Waiting for years on this and it was worth the wait! 5 stars
8/15/03 Jiz Holy shit that was the best movie ever. 5 stars
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